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I'm really good at being bad at math.
#math#math sucks#im actually gonna fail my math class#and we aint even got into the school year yet#math is the actual worst#math is like the devil's subject#like who honestly likes this shit#math is the devil's subject#i hate math
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I'm out here to yeet, not to be yeeted.
#living my best life#weird shit#my thoughts#my thots#yeet#yeet yeet#big yeet#i was just doing normal people things and this just popped into my head#im losing my mind
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Sometimes I think to myself "oh, school's not that bad" and then I actually go to school.
#school#i hate school#i hate science#i hate math#seriously though#math is the devil's subject#school is hard#also school is dumb#fuck school
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It was a dark day when I was tricked by both LIGMA and BOFA within the span of five minutes.
#weird shit#funny#ligma#bofa#yall i got fucking pranked#i really had no idea what that shit was#i have stupid bitch disease#dumb
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My Dog: *Jumps up on my lap*
Me: You just see what you want and take it, huh? You’re a taker, yeah, that’s what you are
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Arby’s: We have the meats
Me: I don't want the meats
#arbys#i don't want the meats#why am i like this#this is how my brain works#weird#honestly not sure what this is
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Bojack saying "I'm above this" when asked if he's a Zoe or Zelda, is my constant mood.
#my mood#bojack horseman#im above this#i dont like interacting with other people#im annoyed#i have hate in my heart
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“Now, that's a good story about my mother.
It's not true, but it's a good story, right? I stole it from an episode of Maude I saw when I was a kid, where she talks about her father.
I remember when I saw it, thinking ‘that's the kind of story I want to tell about my parents when they die.’
But I don't have any stories like that.”
This is the best episode of Bojack Horseman.
#bojack horseman#bojack season 5#bojack spoilers#sad#the is the most beautiful piece of dialogue ever written and I will fight anyone on that#seriously this cartoon horse is breaking my heart one episode at a time
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Me: *Going agressively the speed limit*
The Police Officer Behind Me: Bro can you like speed the fuck up.
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