coolburgerphone
I am literally a burger phone
I’m a cool burger phone and a sour worm cat (fuck society)
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NAHHHHH SAME DANCE AND ALL 🗣️🗣️🗣️
#LET HIM COOK#lay bankz#ick#life of luxury#chester#Parker#dance#monsters#LADY BONER GONEEEEEEE#nah but seriously#he ate that up#he ate and left no crumbs#why am I kinda here for it#idk lol#silly guy#parkster#coolburgerphone#luxarmy
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I def got a play date with death…
#sebastian michaelis#black butler#anime#my edit#he wants me fr#black butler edit#anime and manga#manga#kuroshitsuji#cosplay#2024 black butler fans???#coolburgerphone#sourwormcat
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Just take Spotify away from me wtf is this
#spotify#on repeat#bloodhound gang#she wants revenge#get scared#christina aguilera#fnaf#bbno$#smosh#the 8-bit big band#mc bxb#anarbor#emo wtf#submissive and breedable#wtf is this#wtf is going on#viral trends#music#my Spotify account should be banned at this point#you don’t even want to know the rest#is yours worse?#sloppenheimer#coolburgerphone
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hi everyone i hope you dont mind if i
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"You're a loser"
Babe, we're on tumblr, we are ALL losers
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EVERYBODY GET YOURSELF A DAN
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Me when Tumblr won’t let me upload my Matt Stone edit:
#matt stone#trey parker#tumblr is so real for that tho#like bros doing crazy things in it#(he should be doing me)#baseketball#the creators of#South Park
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Watch… if you dare 😈
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#jake peralta#brooklyn nine nine#andy samberg#my edit#the weeknd#come thru#arching my back as we speak#the video is 14 hours long whoops#actually taking a break from editing Spencer?!?!#TALK TO ME KOSHER BOY#coolburgerphone#sourwormcat
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YOU ALWAYS COME TO THE PARTYYYY 🗣️🗣️
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#spencer reid#my edit#matthew gray gubler#criminal minds#make me squirm#btw that was actually me#we were kissing Fr#pretty boy Reid#kissing#breeding#mpreg#like I want to impregnate him#coolburgerphone#sourwormcat
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They really think I want to have mental and neurological illness wtf
“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly.
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Me fighting the urge to tell everyone that my tummy hurts:
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Pinterest needs a blog (like different profiles under the same email).
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Me after saving a picture of my favourite white boy to the white boy of the month collection:
#idk lol#spencer reid#Matt stone#Trey Parker#matthew gray gubler#gublernation#jimmy pop#bloodhound gang#andy samberg#adam sandler#david tennant#david bowie#ed helms#ed westwick#eminem#jim carrey#jack black#jack champion#jason segel#jim parsons#joe keery#Joe Biden#kit conner#louis partridge#lin manuel miranda#tim curry#matthew lillard#white boy of the month#josh hutcherson#coolburgerphone
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Me after I write lyrics and make a song on GarageBand, only to realise that I don’t have the voice for that type of music:
#garageband#silly guy#i'm sad#music#original song#bandlab#there are 13 fucking guitars in it for no reason#this is a cry for help#the lyrics are so wackadoodle too#and the best is WILD#but it’s cute
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Are they not the same??
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