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my first official contribution to this fandom

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thinking about being Stanley from the Stanley parable except I could talk back and argue about how it's worth it to stay up til 3 am gaming

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I don't know if it's just bryan cranston but being a dad seems yaoi as fuck

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EB: haha what?? dude, a nametag?

TG: nametags are useful as fuck you can put pronouns on there

TG: society would be improved by everyone wearing nametags

TG: hold on theres a lady

EB: okay but the logo?

TG: im repping wholefoods

TG: i love wholefoods thats why im here

TG: the foods are whole

EB: whatever you say, weirdo!! im calling it now, you are totally gonna get kicked out :B

TG: if i am ill tell you what isnt whole john

TG: america

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do yall think this 14$ can last me the rest of my life

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not sure how widespread of a take this is on here BUT i was talking about it in a discord channel today and thought id post, Batman to me has pretty much always been somewhere on the Aro/Ace spectrum. i know he gets married to catwoman sometimes and in most of the movies hes very much shown to be attracted to her (or rachel in the dark knight ig), but as good as most of those movies are the character is never REALLY Batman yk

basically its been shown over the years in the comics that Batman very much so doesnt care for women's advances on him, whether they be catwoman, batwoman (kathy kane in the 50's, not that godawful prologue to the killing joke movie), poison ivy, or whoever; and this has been used fairly frequently to argue that Batman is gay, which sure fine i can see that point i suppose but clearer to me is that Batman doesnt have any interest in fucking ANYONE, let alone the scantily clad or leather suit femme fatales in his life. Batman doesnt have TIME for love or sex or whatever, he has time for his FAMILY sometimes (alfred, dick, ((GRAYSON, THE CHARACTER)), jason, tim, damian, and/or the other 200 bat people), or MAYBE his friends (superman and/or the justice league), but 99% of his time Batman cares about 3 things; Justice, Vengeance, and Being The Knight.

i mean cmon the man is barely even interested in being a Real Fucking Person; anyone who's a fan of Batman knows that Bruce Wayne is the Real "mask" and Batman is the true identity of the man. he cares more about stopping crime and villainy than sleeping or his company or anything someone like Clark Kent could ever possibly worry about. Anyone whos let their human identity fall so far from the rich boy standard to become nothing but The Bat i find HIGHLY UNLIKELY to want to bang the lady with the cat ears and skin tight suit robbing gotham museum #4987 for the umpteenth time.

i cannot possibly even begin to fathom a Batman who has any interest in anything sexual; now obviously there are exceptions like when he marries catwoman or most of the live action movies or even the Animated Series that more prominently features Bruce Wayne as an actual person, but Generally, as in the character and personality everyone thinks of when someone says BATMAN, i believe to be somewhere on the aro/ace spectrum.

of course he HAS had sex, damian wayne is proof, however its going to take a hell of a lot of convincing for you to tell me that damian wayne was born because of Batman's sexual attraction. (i mean i've not actually Read the specific comics that Damian comes from and such but it would feel very out of place to me personally, and to other people ive discovered) also yk theres a reason its referred to as an aro/ace spectrum right like. idk where exactly hed fall there but definitely somewhere on there based on my mostly surface level understanding of it, im not knowledgeable enough on it to really completely get across what im saying but im sure its clear enough.

Batman is just far too concerned with beating the shit out of any criminal he finds on the streets of gotham to bother with sex or relationships or whatever. thought id share my take

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(starts raising his hand before everyone else, just less confident about it than his classmates)

(remembers nearly all of the gibberish password that was told to him in a rush, only forgets the last two characters)

(replicates moves that he's only seen once (yes he also replicated RIPeter's move but I'm not screenshotting that bc it's long and complicated))

(figures out how to immobilize a guy that could escape any enclosure/trap)

(notices something is up/off with Gwen immediately, politely follows her lead and doesn't dig into it)

(continuation of above: realizes she's hiding something about her mission from him, decides to spy on her to figure out what)

(has information the Spider Society doesn't; figures out what the Spot is doing before any of them do)

(action plan made in 0.2 seconds)

(keeps up with what Miguel (a scientist from the future who has at least a year and a half of hands-on experience with the multiverse) is talking about)

(mentally calculates the timing of a giant spinning machine so that he can pass through safely and none of the Spiders can follow him)

(lmaooo you cannot do the same move twice on him, he learns too fast)

(this one speaks for itself. he really did have a plan)

(remembers how to use the Go Home Machine after seeing it be used once)

(immediately figures out why he's in the wrong dimension)

in conclusion, please never say/imply that:

Miles is not on the same academic level as other Spider-nerds

Miles is less capable in fighting/combat than other Spider-people

Miles is not as good at strategy than other Spider-people

Miles is too naive/childish/optimistic to have practical intelligence or pick up on when something bad is going on under the surface

Miles's smaller amount of experience means he is generally less competent/capable than other Spider-people

EVER again ok thank you!!!!

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spiderverse this spiderverse that, lets talk about the REAL multiverse story on all our minds

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yknow how sometimes in comics they'll release a universe or an episode of a show or some

version of reality where it's like real life but not really, like a realistic version of marvel or whatever well what if this universe is one of those and we just have literally no way of knowing, like how in 90% of comic universes for example someone related to peter parker if not parker himself is either bit by a spider or strongly spider themed, what if our universes version of that is like Elon Musk being obsessed with the letter X cuz in most other universes he's like Mr X or something like yeah of COURSE Elon Musk of all people is obsessed with the letter X cmon, I wonder if there's any other connections like oh yeah of course STAN LEE creates MARVEL COMICS right yeah, wouldn't that be wild

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do you think im a bot ;m;

the real question is do YOU think youre a bot.... #mindblown

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realest guy ever

actually checking out pesterquest for the first time and

lmaooo nailed it B)

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what the haters will always fail to understand is that it's my movie, my movie, my superhero movie

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my playlist is so awesome because i get the whiplash of going from Today is gonna be a great day (Phineas and Ferb Intro) to Creep by Radiohead and it still goes hard

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my main man

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

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a davekat comic about reconciliation

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Troubled rest. One layer challenge