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Dear agender people,

Please inform the inquiring that your gender couldn't pay rent and was swiftly evicted.

Thank you and good day

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Just a reminder that Tinkerbell's nickname is Tink not Bell.

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What heteros see

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I was bored during Quarintine ™, and I did a Google quiz and I lost my shrimp 🦐.

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Pizza is a unifying meal option.

That's it.

Thank you

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Dear all the teachers who said, "quality not quantity,"

THIS IS QUALITY QUANTITY YOU LAZY SNITCH! We both know I struggle with overly complicated, repetitive, wordy writing. I know that my insistence to use alternate words from your common standard can be complicated and wordy.

Sincerely yours,

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Though it is always a good idea to ask for consent, it may not always be an accurate portrayal of a partners comfort level during any intimate act. That is why you have to pick up signals your partner gives off. Are they scared or into it? Just because a person hasn't stopped you does not mean that they are comfortable with your actions.

Thank you.

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Have you ever been in a quiet bathroom stall, and someone is in the other stall; the bathroom is small and echoey. All you will ever see of this person is their shoes and you probably won't ever cross paths with them again; you won't learn anything about them, but you feel so united because you are taking a piss at the same time.

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Ever ship one character with multiple characters, and you're really confused until you realize you just want them to be happy?

Same...

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You know when you have been over working yourself, and you finally take a day off, and your phone battery be like:

58%

And your just like

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Homophobia is like hating someone for their favorite color; some people like blue, or pink, green, both, or neither. Maybe they like every color equally.

They didn't decide that, so what do you think you could possibly do to change that.

And maybe they liked blue but now pink. That doesn't mean they didn't like blue.

Thank you and good day.

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Why aren't people using the part of Sincerely Me from Dear Evan Hanson

"Our friendship goes beyond

Your average kind of bond

But not because we're gay

No, not because we're gay

We're close, but not that way

The only man that I love is my dad

Well anyway!"

For more closeted or in denial gay jokes.

I see this as a missed opportunity.

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Hi

I like muffins

This has been a PSA