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I know the doylist reason.. but what's the watsonian reason for Michael knowing Cassidy's name and helping her spell it in the logbook?

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betraying someone who trusts them deeply is one of the sexiest things a character can do its unparalleled. cause either the relationship is irrevocably changed and said character is completely at fault (guilt complex, hot) or it isnt and then both sides have to deal with the fact that they care about each other enough to overlook the betrayal (unceasing devotion, also hot)

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fnaf theories wiki is the funniest place.

'it is unclear why Michael Afton would be depressed' damn really? nnndhdbd

'in fnaf 1 Michael could be fired for odor because he is A) a corpse B) It was a lie by Fazbear C) Maybe Mike is just naturally stinky idk.'

willdespise is the name of the theory where William is neglectful/abusive but it sounds like he just fucking hates his children guts for some unexplainable reason.

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They closed the Death Wendy's over a year ago and I'm still mad about it. It was a Wendy's located in the middle of a six-way intersection, requiring many pedestrians to cross the street 3 times in a row in order to get to it

It was one of the city's top ten spots for car crashes, multiple people died there, and the service was terrible. I miss it dearly

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Ok it's very funny to laugh at Tuxedo Mask for showing up and doing nothing, but his job was never to actually fight the monsters.

His job was just to show up and believe in Sailor Moon so overwhelmingly resolutely that she remembers she's a fucking demigod long enough for HER to fight the monsters.

Because she's the only one strong enough to do it in the first place, and in this regard Tuxedo Mask is the first example of being "Kenough" in this essay I will

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do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

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my favorite piece of fnaf fandom theory crafting is when fnaf 4 came out and for a moment people were thinking 'omg are the bullies the mci?!' before quickly dismissing this point because, obviously, the purple guy wouldn't have been able to fight and win against a bunch of 13 year olds.

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sotm got me so exited and happy for a moment there I forgot there are now canon robot children in the 70s

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things we know about michael afton in canon

likes foxy

likes to draw

is actually a ridiculously good artist. like bro recreated a nightmare-induced creature on paper with A HUNDRED PERCENT ACCURACY

is good at hiding

is a fan of soap operas (or at least immortal and the restless)

likes popcorn

chews gum (a lot)

was what could be described as an “angsty teen” when he was younger (not confirmed canon but like how else do you interpret that setting on handunit when we know william made that thing and told michael to go down to cb’s entertainment and rentals)

kins his favorite character from his favorite show: a distraught housewife and mother married to a vampire who keeps avoiding her questions about their messed-up life

his favorite childhood toy was a plastic purple telephone

has technician skills and knows how the animatronics work

looks and sounds just like his dad :(

silhouette looks like Rick Astley ig

has created at least one (1) fake identity

spent most of his life making up for his biggest mistake

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how come a great and nuance game like mouthwashing landed this type of chronically online fandom?

the photo is a meme redraw with daisuke and Anya (the 'what's your type?' *gives a description of their crush* 'I meant blood type')

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You can't convince me this isn't literally what happened in SL

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13 y/o me really was making googly eyes at this pixel collection, unbelievable, it's been 10 years and now I'm looking at Michael's fanart to get me through my time in the hospital, embarrassing even, but idc, that's my hospital stay support fictional character

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best trope: "ugh I guess I'll tolerate you for the time being, but this is a conditional, tactical alliance, and the second I get what I want, we're parting ways" to "you are the only good in the world and I will protect you to my dying breath"

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always so fun when dick comes home

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jaybin was so cute in justice unlimited i had to draw him

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i can't go on tiktok anymore bc the summer hikaru died fans on there are always like nooooooo the chest scene isn't erotic it's normal with context pls!!! meanwhile this is what the mangaka said in an interview