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Billboard: “Are you going to heaven or hell”

No! I am going to sit in the sand

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Nikolai this. Sigma that. Chuuya Dazai whatever

WRONG

Secret fourth option!!!

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Themed blog? No! This is my diary. My drafts are my unfiltered thoughts. I love many forms of media and engage in all sorts of story lines! I am highly educated and I will generate text posts like it is my divine burden to carry

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Maybe the real crime and punishment was the friends we lost along the way

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I have been banned from bowling

My sports technique involves throwing the ball at my opponent’s head

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My sports technique involves throwing the ball at my opponent’s head

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The pure joy that is expressed in “Hardware Store” by Weird Al Yankovik is the type of whimsy I aspire to have on a daily basis

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Artist 🤌 <3

that one beast shin soukoku date moment got me thinking... orphan to orphan communicaion

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Wanted to share this piece I did almost about a year ago

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Something bad is happening!! Quick! Everyone put on your most stunning outfits!!!!!

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that one beast shin soukoku date moment got me thinking... orphan to orphan communicaion

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“Calcifer? You’re being so obedient”

Hoo boy! Let’s calm down everyone!!! You can’t just say stuff like that so casually

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My eyes are so big dude. No im serious. You can fit a whole galaxy in them

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In the classed room. Straight up “losing it”. And by “it”, haha, well. Let’s justr say. My marbels

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baby's first 600 bee stings

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They’re both very capable and powerful individuals… unfortunately they’re also both the trophy husband. Chronically silly, unspeakably baby

ok but bsd chapter 114 revealing the flipside of the soukoku dynamic in all its glory like *chef's kiss*

turns out that when the mission's (almost) done and you put skk in a room with no witnesses they just become each other

dazai is the one unable to stay still, agitated and wearing his emotions openly and very much stressing about a plan he can't understand (how the tables do turn), literally YELLING and RUNNING of his own violation and doing actual labor of pulling out "fyodor" from beneath a whole ass helicopter while injured without asking for help because the brawns of the team is actually secretly a black cat character

insane how chuuya makes dazai look like the overactive dog archetype here like Mister Gravity Control and I Crack Walls & Chains With One Kick is just sitting full-on cheek on fist poker face watching his beanpole of a partner struggle. his health bar is like full too besides the brief drowning stint meanwhile he himself shot dazai like three times after he crawled out of a crashed elevator

(chuuya is actually such a little shit it's amazing like it was kinda shown in him just letting kunikida blow himself up without even trying to take on tecchou or as if he couldn't just fly the helicopter away with his ability? the pm's trump card, stronger half of soukoku? mans said "boss told me come get you" and by god that is the only job he will do, overtime means nothing to him because he can't read, what a king)

chuuya is literally only willing to do the BARE minimum it's hilarious like he's done his part, he's given the Oscar-winning vampire performance of a lifetime, now he's pulling a dazai-at-the-ADA and simply refusing to work like. chilling in the back while dazai monologues and fyodor dies. bouncing sigma like a tennis ball. chilling a corner while dazai brainstorms. leisurely following dazai's running. chilling in the back while dazai huffs and puffs to pull out the body.

the biggest bsd plot twist is that soukoku on and off the battle field just switch roles for who's lounging like a bored princess while the other toils and actually does the work. if they both ever actually work on something at the same time yokohama would probably explode.