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explaining the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to a tudor era peasant and when i'm finished they grab my hand and start excitedly gesturing at a poster advertising a performance of shakespeare's hamlet at the globe theatre

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HOE

HOE :]]]]]

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bandaids on ur fingers can be a kind of lingerie. if youre enlightened.

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Mum i love you w all my heart but why the fuck did you buy me an orchid when I've already told you that i have enough orchids

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i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

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every cat is the cutest cat and if you disagree you're objectively wrong.

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no hun, you meant an orchard. an orchid is a flower

Ooooh okay that makes so much more sense lmao

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I wish age gap discourse hadn't spiraled the way it has because I want there to be a safe space to say "Men in their 40s who date 25 year olds aren't predators, they're just fucking losers"

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Mum i love you w all my heart but why the fuck did you buy me an orchid when I've already told you that i have enough orchids

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I'm feeling moody, so fuck it.

If I were a skk stan I too would hate odazai, bc tf do you mean Dazai created an alternate universe where he:

screwed up everyone else's lives but Oda's

sacrificed his humanity and his own wants by becoming the leader of the mafia thereby negating Oda joining the pm and being sent to his death

sacrificed his friendship with Oda (bc they are no longer connected by the mafia) and at the end, his own life by committing suicide so the alternate reality with Oda's happiness would survive

That's a very deep love right there (or obsession depending on how you perceive it) that doesn't exist with any of Dazai's other relationships. So it's not really hate, it's jealousy. I'm a bit jealous too as a fyozai stan (just a tiny bit bc fyozai's dynamic is special on its own).

I think it's safe to say that other than Dazai, nobody knows Chuuya so well. But the reverse doesn't apply, and this is why shippers seethe (Dazai is the most shippable character for a reason). It's not even just Oda that Dazai has a deeply intimate relationship with either. Even his rival (Fyodor) knows him like the back of his hand without the years of history that Chuuya and Oda have with Dazai, bc Fyodor was inherently meant to be Dazai's foil. Kunikida doesn't have the deep understanding of Dazai that Oda and Fyodor have, but he understands him well enough to replace Chuuya as Dazai's partner at the agency. So yeah, shippers are angry. I'd be peeved too if everything that was supposed to be special about my ship was given to other ships.

This isn't an anti skk post. I can enjoy the pairing from time to time, but for God's sake the shippers are toxic and need to be humbled once in a while.

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I have a friend who's visiting some relatives in a country rn and they posted an insta story about how "the labubus have managed to sneak into the country" which lead to this interaction.

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really upset that they cut my scene from the bible

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Wasn't fyodor specifically based off of the devil specifically the scene in the brothers karamazov where one of the characters i think ivan confronts the devil. Like he's supposed to be evil. But being evil doesnt mean having no complexity. Like i don't think fyodor is intended to be one dimensional or anything though. Also like alot of bsd characters aren't really based off of the authors or even really the stories those authors wrote, sometimes it's more of a few vague references and sometimes their connections to the original authors and stories are alot more complex.

Also fyodor talks alot about his motive so it's clear he's one of those evil characters who think the evil they're doing is actually for good. To me personally he seems like a very complicated character but people don't see him as such is because of multiple reasons.

Such as how he's got alot of unanswered questions which the fandom doesn't concentrate on very much bcz asagiri drops a few things about fyodor and nothing more, like what makes him so sure a war between ability users and humans will create peace? Why does he want all ability users dead? Is he, like dazai suicidal? Because in his ideal world without ability users, he too would be dead. Etc etc the fandom just doesn't concentrate on it much because the narrative doesn't either. And i think that's intentional for multiple reasons that asagiri did intentionally, but the fandom chooses to dumb down fyodor into a one dimensional evil anemic rat bcz fandoms in general dumb down characters and also bcz the fandom ignores the questions just because the narrative doesn't center them.

One example of why asagiri isn't really showing in an obvious manner why fyodr is the way he is is bcz there's already alot of plot fighting stuff going on so a backstory deep dive into fyodor in the main manga rn wouldn't be a good idea and would be pretty random and would frustratingly leave the main stuff unsolved.

Also because the story isn't being told from his pov and much like dazai he's a pretty complicated character so to write a seperate light novel from his perspective would be very difficult.

the next reason is because i don't think he's backstory would really come up in the main manga at all bcz once again much like dazai he'd rather die than talk about his (probably tragic) backstory honestly and in detail, that combined with the other reasons that the only way we'd get answers is via light novel or some other not in the main manga media. And tbh I don't really think asagiri would make a light novel centering a villain, especially fyodor who he only mentions tidbits about his past, in his stories.

wondering if asgr actually read dostoevsky, “i needed a pure evil villain so i went with fyodor.” what a nincompoop. this guy wrote about repentance, he wrote about killers and pedos still have some type of moral code. where is the fyodor inspired by stavrogin which i've been dreaming of 💔💔 asgr just as illiterate as this fandom /lh

"Nincompoop" 😭 anon I can feel ur anger here and I get u dw 🤞🏻 yeah he either hasnt read the books or he misunderstood the books. Also There's sm charas that are fucked up like fyo but somehow He's the only "pure evil" one???? It'd be soo boring if Fedya turns out to be a generic one dimensional pure evil villain thus bsd lost its charms to me ! It hurts more since He's from a seinen series cause if he was from popular shounen I wouldn't be dissapointed sm bc I already know what to expect but Fedya is from seinen that are known for having darker yet multi layered well written villains 💔

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There's like 2 days left for this to happen and it's probably not gonna HOWEVER

It isn't very fatal however it can lead to all sorts of health issues that can cause death. It killed 62 people in the usa in 2022, may they rest in peace. But also may God bless america with that assholes death, please please please.

donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time