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#uk politics#politics#online safety act#reform uk#british politics#breaking news#news#pro kink#pro fiction#anti censorship#profiction#profic#🩶#fuck reform
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I'm felt. Or pressure. Waot no u haven't felt me that's weird. Idk man. can u change the phrasing of this sentence slightly so my joke will work.
i’ve felt more pressure to come on to tumblr than do drugs
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Everytime i see a post about how gender disapointment is bad and effects kids i see so bad people say stuff like "no gender disapointment is normal and okay it's just not okay to throw a tantrum about it in public" and "gender disapointment isn't bad we're just upset our dreams of having a Gender Child are gone bcz now we can't do the Sterotypical Gender Stuff we wanted instead we gotta do Other Sterotypical Gender Stuff!!!" And "no it's actually okay!!! I cried for a whole day alone because i didn't get the Gender Child i wanted and because the dream of braiding her hair died!!! :(((("
Like bitch first off ur child could be trans and second off u could teach your baby girl football and you could dress your baby boy in cutesy dresses if you wanted to. No ones holding u at gunpoint and threatening to kill you for painting your baby boy's nails a pretty colour. You're all just sexist fucking pussies and absolute pieces of shit who assume the genitalia of your child means they're gonna want certain hobbies and act a certain way. You don't want a child you want your dumbass fantasy of the Gender Child who is more of a stereotype than a real fucking human being.
#damn these posts piss me tf off#like “nooo pity me i didn't get to do the sterotypical gender stuff i wanted to!!!”#has your thick fucking skull never in your whole entire life thought critically for even one fucking moment about why those sterotypes exis#or about why u don't wanna do any of that with a child of the other gender or why those sterotypes are harmful#bcz my mom also told me once that she was happy to get a girl bcz she could braid my hair n dress me up.#she also subjected me to immense amounts of sexist and victim blaming because the stupid gender stereotypes aren't just girls like pink#(which is still harmful bcz girls can like whatever colours they want) it also comes with the other far more harmful sexist stereotypes#that make people like me wanna kill themselves#and gender stereotypes being heavily enforced also makes trans kids wanna kill themselves#if your stupid fucking head can't think “why” bcz that's a word too big yo comprehend than can u at least wonder “if” u deserve kids#🩶#feminism#intersectional feminism#🎀
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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
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explaining the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to a tudor era peasant and when i'm finished they grab my hand and start excitedly gesturing at a poster advertising a performance of shakespeare's hamlet at the globe theatre
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bandaids on ur fingers can be a kind of lingerie. if youre enlightened.
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Mum i love you w all my heart but why the fuck did you buy me an orchid when I've already told you that i have enough orchids
#PREV CALM DOWN#my mum just bought me a houseplant 😭#what you're thinking of is an orchard lol#an orchid is a plant#prev tags#ooooh ty for clarifying i was rlly confused there for a sec#lmao sorry im dyslexic n bad at works#🤍#🟡
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i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite
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every cat is the cutest cat and if you disagree you're objectively wrong.
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no hun, you meant an orchard. an orchid is a flower
Ooooh okay that makes so much more sense lmao
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#I'm not a vegan but a few mutuals of mine are so i assumed this was a post about how cows are killed in basically slaughter houses for their#meat and was therefore extremely confused by all the mcr tags#and don't get it bcz im not into mcr#🤍#🟡
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I wish age gap discourse hadn't spiraled the way it has because I want there to be a safe space to say "Men in their 40s who date 25 year olds aren't predators, they're just fucking losers"
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Mum i love you w all my heart but why the fuck did you buy me an orchid when I've already told you that i have enough orchids
#WHAT#an orchid?????#as in like a massive peice of land where ppl farm trees?????#im so confused why would she get u whole ass acres of land#r u a multi millionaire or smth?????#wdym u have enough orchid???? do you already own multiple?????#😭😭😭😭#🤍#🟡#❣️
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