cuntnikida
cuntnikida
Cuntnikida
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~•°•°17 and STILL stupid•°•kunikida and teruko death denier AND I'M FUCKIN RIGHT WOOO°•°•board certified dumbass°•chronically online°•°diagnosed with dyslexia and Being A Bitch•°•°~ my dni, fandoms etc r here: https://www.tumblr.com/cuntnikida/756725238753116160/intro-to-me?source=share
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cuntnikida · 6 hours ago
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cuntnikida · 1 day ago
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Sign the petition:
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cuntnikida · 2 days ago
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I'm felt. Or pressure. Waot no u haven't felt me that's weird. Idk man. can u change the phrasing of this sentence slightly so my joke will work.
i’ve felt more pressure to come on to tumblr than do drugs
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cuntnikida · 2 days ago
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Everytime i see a post about how gender disapointment is bad and effects kids i see so bad people say stuff like "no gender disapointment is normal and okay it's just not okay to throw a tantrum about it in public" and "gender disapointment isn't bad we're just upset our dreams of having a Gender Child are gone bcz now we can't do the Sterotypical Gender Stuff we wanted instead we gotta do Other Sterotypical Gender Stuff!!!" And "no it's actually okay!!! I cried for a whole day alone because i didn't get the Gender Child i wanted and because the dream of braiding her hair died!!! :(((("
Like bitch first off ur child could be trans and second off u could teach your baby girl football and you could dress your baby boy in cutesy dresses if you wanted to. No ones holding u at gunpoint and threatening to kill you for painting your baby boy's nails a pretty colour. You're all just sexist fucking pussies and absolute pieces of shit who assume the genitalia of your child means they're gonna want certain hobbies and act a certain way. You don't want a child you want your dumbass fantasy of the Gender Child who is more of a stereotype than a real fucking human being.
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cuntnikida · 2 days ago
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in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
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cuntnikida · 5 days ago
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explaining the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to a tudor era peasant and when i'm finished they grab my hand and start excitedly gesturing at a poster advertising a performance of shakespeare's hamlet at the globe theatre
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cuntnikida · 5 days ago
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HOE
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cuntnikida · 6 days ago
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bandaids on ur fingers can be a kind of lingerie. if youre enlightened.
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cuntnikida · 6 days ago
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Mum i love you w all my heart but why the fuck did you buy me an orchid when I've already told you that i have enough orchids
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cuntnikida · 7 days ago
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i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite
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cuntnikida · 8 days ago
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cuntnikida · 8 days ago
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every cat is the cutest cat and if you disagree you're objectively wrong.
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cuntnikida · 8 days ago
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no hun, you meant an orchard. an orchid is a flower
Ooooh okay that makes so much more sense lmao
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cuntnikida · 8 days ago
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cuntnikida · 8 days ago
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I wish age gap discourse hadn't spiraled the way it has because I want there to be a safe space to say "Men in their 40s who date 25 year olds aren't predators, they're just fucking losers"
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cuntnikida · 8 days ago
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Mum i love you w all my heart but why the fuck did you buy me an orchid when I've already told you that i have enough orchids
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cuntnikida · 8 days ago
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