Y/N: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Damian:
Damian: Y/N, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Y/N: *Sips coffee from bowl*
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Y/N: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Damian: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
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Damian: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Tim: You are literally making a Valentine’s Day card for Y/N.
Damian, pointing their hot glue gun towards Tim: You’re on thin fucking ice.
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