Yandere! Damian who started by just watching you from across the class room as you laugh with your friends
Yandere! Damien who will follow you home after school to make sure you get home safe(and make sure you don’t talk to anyone else)
Yandere! Damien who in a effort to become friends with you studies one of your hobbies so he could talk to you about it(which he discovered from hacking into your phone and seeing anything you look at)
Yandere! Damien who knew you had to be his when he saw you feeding a stray cat on your way home
Yandere! Damien who will manipulate any of his family who say what’s he’s doing is wrong, using the excuses of ‘but I love them’ and ‘if you cared you’d let me keep watching them’
Yandere! Damien who will join any after school clubs you’re in even if he hates them(you like theater? Perfect, he will get the role of whoever your love interest is)
Yandere! Damien who asks to hangout when ever you guys can so you eventually feel safe at his house
Yandere! Damien who finally introduces you to his brothers after refusing to for months
Yandere! Damien who’s brothers slowly become just as obsessed with you as he is
AU where the real reason Damian has a grudge against non-blood brothers is because a long time ago Talia told him Jason was his brother and Damian loved him for that but then Jason "abandoned" him (left the League and seemingly forgot about him) and Damian has been holding a grudge ever since
Meanwhile Jason either can't remember or he just believes that Damian had been too young at the time to remember
Part of the whole appeal is how they're just normal ass people without any powers, minus Duke, but still go out there stopping some major crime scheme.
Even better if you compare them to athletes or gymnasts, who retire in their 20's.
Has the batfam ever cared about this? No. So it's not stopping them.
And you know what would be even funnier?
If Bruce would be the last to retire. The one who started it all.
"How are you?" They ask. I hate that question. No one really wants to know. Or if they do, it's not because they care. How am I doing? I'm halfway across the world from Gotham. Almost beaten to death by what I can only guess are actual gods. Caught in a proxy war-- or family holiday, depending on how you look at it-- and it's my birthday."