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this is so stupid typical of Netflix and i’m SO ANGRY

That show was AMAZING it did excellently with reviews, streamed relatively well, and was overall a success

but they tossed it the fucking trash because of greed or stupid fucking gaimen or whatever

Guys im NOT taking this shit i know it never works, but let’s get petitions, online protests, and everything else going

let’s fight it and see where it goes

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me after writing 500 words of my fic:

whew! that was hard work i deserve a little treat

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my little ibs princess. no, shh, it’s ok, i love you anyways

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i’m going so fucking crazy over this pic- the shorts????? the pose????? george u little slut???

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i have aphantasia so when i’m writing to like SEE what i’m yapping about i need to like stand and act it out and let’s just say that got me in trouble

my sibling came in when i was trying to figure out which direction to have a character pass out- i was just…falling….repeatedly…….

anyways new fic out the 26th less angsty this time i promise 👍

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i’m writing my first fic for payneland week, and i’ve already gotten so into it and it’s going to be way too long why do i do this to myself 😭😭

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i will be doing this. i apologize to literally everyone in my life

Painland Week 2024 prompts

Aug 5 - Language of love/Sickfic

Aug 6 - Myths/Legends

Aug 7 - Love confession/First kiss

Aug 8 - Domestic AU

Aug 9 - Canon divergence/Casefic

Aug 10 - Free day

Aug 11 - Soulmate AU/Crossover

This prompt list was released as early as it was to give every participant enough time to preemptively create for each day. All 7 days are not required to participate. You could only create for 1 day and it'd be just fine.

Please let us know if you have any questions or need further clarification and we'll give an answer.

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just the cast of DBD with puppies 🥰🥰🥰

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theory: when Charles and Edwin start dating, their closet for discussing things in private changes purposes (i’m not suggesting a make out closet YOU are)

at first Crystal and and Niko think they’re just discussing things like usual but eventually they catch on and from then on every time the boys go to the closet they complain and embarrass the hell out of them

like this:

Crystal: *explaining a case*

Edwin: Hmm... I think we need to discuss this, Charles. Privately.

Charles: Oh yeah mate, sure!

Crystal: For fucks sake, guys.

Niko: *giggling like a madman*

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saw this post a second ago and it genuinely made my day 😭😭

from kassius’s instagram!

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It's posted! Thanks so much to everyone who asked for the fic, supported it, and helped it come along! It's pretty short, only 4869 words, but I think it came out pretty well for the (self-imposed) deadline. OK I'm done check it out if you want!

Summary: Edwin and Charles take a seemingly easy case, but everything goes very very wrong. Maybe thinking all hope is lost is what will lead Charles Rowland to have some discoveries?

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not cool yall, don’t make us trend while i am screaming, crying, throwing up waiting for an announcement. anyways catch me at 10:30 EST tomorrow sobbing crying either of joy or devastation.

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hi! I’m writing a fic for my previous post! it’s called “Divine Loser” (inspired by the song by Clem Turner) and will be posted on the 10th, on aO3, but i’ll post the link here. thanks for the support!

link to the original post:

https://www.tumblr.com/dead-boyfriend-detectives/755196362935713792/what-i-think-is-going-to-have-happen-for-charles?source=share

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what i think is going to have happen for charles to really realize his feeling for edwin is a situation where is SEEMS like he’s actually lost edwin forever

like some kind of seeming non-recoverable situation that edwin somehow fights his way through and gets back to charles, and we get the whole “i thought i lost you” to “I THOUGHT I LOST YOU” scene and charles realizes that his attachment to edwin might not entirely be platonic

(bonus point if we get a kiss in between *relieved* “i thought i lost you” and *pissed off/desperate* “I THOUGHT I LOST YOU”)

anyways should i write a fic?? i have a pretty cool way this could play out-

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the literal KINGS of mewing

and being in love with the human equivalent of the autism creature i guess

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couldn’t help myself, had to make monty too! feel cute might make crystal and niko next :))

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edwin and charles! charles’s hair was hard, don’t bully me

(inspired by a post by @cadewitha)