I did join in on the neat chaos y'all got bc the elongated muskrat did a fucky wucky and killed one blue bird with one very large stone hopefully all goes well for me Any Pronouns
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text

making an eial au lets start with my favourite song ever
150 notes
路
View notes
Text
The United States has 3 times as many Jerusalems as Israel

158K notes
路
View notes
Text
*forcefems Ben Shapiro* Brett Cooper???
#meme#tumblr memes#shitpost#transfem#transgender#forcefem#ben shapiro#brett cooper#perry the platypus
4 notes
路
View notes
Text
they say let's even out the patriarchy by having women armpit hair. NO. its not any less gross, its gross on everyone, let's shame the men for it too. I don't wanna see that shite, nasty gross men
2 notes
路
View notes
Text
Interaction i had earlier today
Friend: odd question, Does my bag smell weird?
me: *sniffs bag*... In elementary I knew this kid named Billy W., During the breaks, id often go to his how and play with him, it mostly consisted of him showing off how good he was at SMG2... in retrospect he wasn't the kindest, we were more like what neurotypicals might call "Frienemies". the smell, it's reminiscent of that time period of my life...
Friend: ??? Just,,, does it smell like cigarettes? yes or no?
me: OMG that's right, Billy's dad, Bill Sr., was an aficionado for fancy cigars, the backyard often smelled like tobacco smoke, thats what it was reminding me of,,, So, yeah, yes your bag does smell like cigarettes
0 notes
Text
dispatches from running errands & questioning gender
Mom: you should change up your style for the summer, buy some Hawaiian button-ups, instead of this,,, goth,,, thing you have going on (jeans & oversized hoodies and doing wing-tipped eyeliner on special Occasions)
Mom: you could look like... 馃馃馃 Koogler! like koogler!
me: the sex pest from Community?
Mom: Yes!... No! No no no no no!
#meme#tumblr memes#egg#egg irl#questioning#transgender#transfem#trans memes#Mitch Hurwitz#Meow Meow Beanz#community show
2 notes
路
View notes
Text
the other day my professor asked why I wasn't drinking a dr. pepper while wearing my dr. pepper shirt. Chat it was 10 am
One of my favourite customer interactions
53K notes
路
View notes
Text

DUDE THATSVLIKE HALF YOUT FANBASE
19 notes
路
View notes
Text

DUDE THATSVLIKE HALF YOUT FANBASE
34 notes
路
View notes
Text
giving your therian beaver gf/bf a rimjob and it taste like vanilla
#meme#tumblr memes#therian#therian memes#beaver#馃Λ#beavers#beaver memes#vanilla girl#vanilla extract#vanilla#vanillite#castoreum#shitpost#vanillin
2 notes
路
View notes