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sadie adler the woman that you are......

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✧̥˚   Walls high as towers, of iron-hard stone - rest alone in the mountains, in granite enthroned   ̥˚✧

⁺◟random scenery . . . ⤴

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SAPPHIC BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS?

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Playing BG3 and Astarion disapproves almost EVERYTHING that I do. Like GIVE ME A BREAK, BOY. Not that I plan on romancing him anyway.. still. I'd want a sassy vampire elf best friend. Ugh.

(I'm deciding between Shadowheart, Gale, or Karlach.)

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✧̥˚   What is a home if not the first place you learn to run from ?   ̥˚✧  

⁺◟random scenery . . . ⤴

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Am I bisexual or do u have a bad case of comphet?

(This weeks question)

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A QUESTION TO OTHER READERS!

What do you prefer to read in: 1st person or 3rd person?

[ specially for books that are fantasy-romance-mystery based]

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Sex-favorable acespecs, you’re great. I’m glad you exist.

Kinky acespecs, you’re wonderful! I hope you’re having a good day.

Your relationship with sex and desire is your own. You shouldn’t have to explain it to anyone. If you use an acespec label, you have a place in the acespec and queer communities, and I’m honored to share them with you.

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HUGE Shout out to asexuals who like having sex

Shout out to asexuals with high libidos!

Shout out to asexuals who have kinks!

Shout to asexuals who experience hypersexuality!

It’s super normal to have a layered relationship with sex as someone on the asexual spectrum, and your relationship to the act doesn’t invalidate the way you experience your sexual attraction!

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screams and cries xx

just making myself cry by thinking about the super sad kassandra fic i wanna write. the one where kass and her soulmate (you) first meet during the peloponessian wars and they go on all these crazy adventures, until kass has to navigate the fact that she's gonna be immortal and her soulmate is...not. and then it happens. they don't meet again until the isle of skye, where kassandra can't believe her eyes and nearly gets stabbed by eivor's hidden blade when she recognizes soulmate's voice, only she's not calling for kassandra. and eivor can tell there's some tension when it's the three of them, when kass casually mentions soulmate reminds them of someone they "used to know". and it hurts kassandra's heart, worse than anything aspasia could've done, to hear and see and know that soulmate is eivor's love. that kassandra can't hold her, kiss her, love her. that her soulmate is there and yet she isn't. and it hurts that she keeps looking at kassandra like she knows her, with a look that's trying to place all the blurry memories into their appropriate corners. but she can't. and then, after the rather silly flyting friendly during the wedding after everything's said and done, kassandra goes outside for a moment to breathe. she can't stay, she's always known that, and everything so far has made her feel even more so out of place. soulmate finds her, says nothing for a little while, until she says "it feels like i should know you, like i've known you for a long time." kassandra chortles into her drink, unbelieving of the irony and the cruelty of her immortality. "she can tell, eivor, i mean." she says, again kassandra only hums, eyes looking at everywhere but soulmate. "she's not unkind. if anything, she's a little too understanding of everyone around her." kassandra chews on her lip, looking at the last foamy bits of the mead, thinking of markos' awful no good wine and how she could've gone for some of that right now. "she's...very fortunate to have you. i know i was." she finally says, and it takes a strength more mighty than ajax to admit that. soulmate hums, "i think...i think i understand now, where i used to fit into your life." kassandra nearly jumps, looking at your hand on her shoulder, then at your face that held such a melancholy look, "i'm really sorry i can't be more for you. but eivor-" "i understand." she has to, especially when she has to go on for nearly another millenia without you after having to bury you again after you've had an entire life with eivor. and then, after insisting that layla take the staff, she says to her, "sometimes...i think about a simpler life. with her. our own stand in the agora, she used to make the best bread. maybe with some sort of family of our own." kassandra feels herself light in layla's arms, closing her eyes.

when she opens them, she finds herself on the adrestia again, hearing you calling out to her from where barnabas usually stands as well.

"where to?"

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Dio with a gender neautral female S/O who is soooo small and skinny and fragile headcanons

dio loves that you are so short and small and tiny because it reminds him of his favorite food froot loops, which are also very small

he is secretly afraid that one day he’ll accidentally step on you or sit on you and crush all your brittle little bird bones because he didn’t see you due to you being so small

he in fact accidentally breaks your bones very often, he can’t help it because he so strong and big vampire with powers

he once cheated on you with a pencil because he got the two of you confused

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The micro penis part LMFAOOOO

#imagine

one day you were taking a walk at night because you're y/n and you're stupid, when suddenly you saw this mysterious shirtless guy coming your way. he was so tall, and incredible handsomes. you stared at his ethereal blonde mullet and rippling abs, his underwear peeking out from his sagged pants. he should really pull his pants up. he was so white and buff he looked like one of those greek god statues with the micropenises. how could he be a real person???

"like what you see?" dio said, grinning and revealing a pair of sharp vampire fangs.

you shrugged. "meh. i've seen hotter people." you walk past him, eager to get home to see if by some miracle your mediocre crush from high school texted you. but they didn't, of course. they haven't texted you in years, and never will

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Resisting the urge to make another blog for arcane fics even though I have an elder scrolls and an anime one already.

Lord help. (I just need more arcane x readers. Can the fandom come alive again)

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Carlos Sainz = Vinjin (confirmed)