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yeah libraries are cool but have you ever found a library with a secret doorway disguised as a bookshelf that leads to a smaller, hidden library filled with ancient books full of mysteries and forgotten knowledge? me neither and i'm sad about it

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what your favorite hozier song says about you:

take me to church: you’re either basic or kinky

like real people do: you’re a hopeless romantic

angel of small death and the codeine scene: you probably do a lot of recreational drugs and drinking

cherry wine: you have trauma

from eden: you used to be christian and now have a grudge against the religion or you’re very cynical

work song: you’re a lesbian

arsonist’s lullaby: you’re edgy and have trauma

to be alone: you’re horny, but only a little bit

someone new: you’re very wholesome

in a week: you’re a lesbian

jackie and wilson: you’re idealistic

nfwmb: you’re a bottom

moment’s silence: you just really wanna eat some pussy

shrike: you’re sad

sedated: you’ve struggled with addiction

it will come back: you are feral

foreigner’s god: you drink that respecting women juice

in the woods somewhere: you have a lot to unpack mentally

run: you’re probably pretentious

nina cried power: you hate capitalism (as you should)

almost: you’re basic

movement: you’re emotional as hell

no plan: you’re a nihilist

nobody: you’re an optimistic nihilist

to noise making: you like to sing along to songs obnoxiously loud

as it was: you have a thing for horror and creepy undertones

talk: you either love mythology or you’re horny

be: you’re nostalgic for the good times

dinner and diatribes: you’re a bottom

would that i: you’re a lesbian

sunlight: you really like greek mythology

wasteland, baby: you’re very tender

jackboot jump: you really, really hate capitalism

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If you aren’t following Pedro Pascal on Twitter you’re missing out

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s a m e

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from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible

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rage and tenderness existing simultaneously in the same body

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amendments welcome!!!

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I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit

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(hears irish folk music) oh no...... Oh No (i am overwhelmed with the desire to explore a sunlit wood)

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understanding brexit with james acaster mock the week15.02

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I’ve been calling him that un-ironically on accident for a while now, whoops.

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i really can’t stop thinking about this scene

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poe telling leia the same story for the fifth time: so im in there right im barely clinging onto life and just when i think its over this stormtrooper shows up but hes not a stormtrooper hes this guy and hes the most beautiful man ive ever se