riddle me this
If my lips are made of the same material as my butthole, then how come my lips can get chapped and my butthole cannot?
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danganronpa hedgehogs
silver is nagito bc apparently they have the same voice actor??? and shadow is izuru bc of course
(i would love to see art inspired by this hint hint nudge nudge)
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screw the calender its valentines day
i completely forgot i had a tumblr account so im sorry about that lol
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Party Blower (dont be like him guys)
getting high off party blowers like an absolute mad lad (i just wanted an excuse to draw smoke)
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telekinesis except the only thing you can use it on is telephones
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maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more
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and now they’re a duo
i can be your angle…. or yuor devil
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can we stop making anti aging cream and start making aging cream
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Hey, guys? Make peace with yellow teeth. I'm so serious right now.
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"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.
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Brown eyes are so iconic and beautiful
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can someone please tell me why people livestream their animals giving birth
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i lowkey wanna put 20 artists in a room and see how many eraser shavings end up on the floor
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i have a bag of apples and im about to eat them all so every doctor in my area disappears
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