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dlmartin · 2 months ago
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"As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts."; Daddy chill 🥵
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dlmartin · 1 year ago
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The epic of Gilgamesh opens with up with “in those ancient days”
It’s the oldest recorded story in human history… what exactly are those ancient days?
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dlmartin · 1 year ago
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Whenever death shows up in a Discworld story I like to imagine Death of the Endless
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dlmartin · 1 year ago
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mouse bites™
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dlmartin · 1 year ago
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Why do we divide science fiction and fantasy as two separate genres? With sci fi you can dream up technology so advanced it seems like magic.
You don’t need to break the laws of physics or anything. Science gets pretty wild. You can fuck around with ecology and biology and create planets with crazy organisms. You can mix genetics and planetology and create different human species that evolved to adapt in different planets. You can even use classical mechanics and chemistry to create magic systems by messing with your planets gravity and composition.
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dlmartin · 1 year ago
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Me on my first playthrough: “I’m going to romance muscle mommy Karlach.”
Shadowheart: *is mean to me once*
Me: *romances Shadowheart*
Me on my second playthrough: “okay now I’m going to romance Karlach.”
Astarion and Lae’zel: *are mean to me once*
Me: “shit here we go again”
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dlmartin · 1 year ago
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Dude sometimes getting high with ADHD can go from chilling and watching a movie to ordering pizza to watching a “Viva La Dirt League D&D” (not paid promotion) YouTube video to stressing out about a Tumblr post to getting up to get munchies after posting this in like 10 seconds.
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dlmartin · 1 year ago
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This drawing is kinda giving Huehuecoytl vibes, the Coyote Aztec god of mischief, music and dance, patron of uninhibited sexuality and day time.
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Made a demon eclipse
looks like he's out to hunt pesky vampires today
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dlmartin · 1 year ago
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Write a book they said, it’ll be fun they said.
I’m 100 sumthin’ pages in, and constantly feel like I’m just wasting my time and no one will actually read it.
#why is writing hard? #writting #selfdoubt #venting
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dlmartin · 1 year ago
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Thank the gods I left that hell hole, they could’ve used my shitty political takes and dumb jokes to train Ai that will mostly be used by students trying to cheat on assignments
Reddit reportedly signed a multi-million dollar licensing deal to train AI models | Mashable
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dlmartin · 1 year ago
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But when you say blow up on command… does that also include figuratively blowing up?
If I had the superpower to like blow up on command... the things I would do would be crazy... like imagine the headlines... "Local man blew up at a 7/11... spectators say he does this every tuesday... more at 6." Or like I get fired from my job and I scream,"PLEASE IT CANT END LIKE THIS... THE PROFICY SAID-" And I just blow up...
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dlmartin · 1 year ago
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#RedditRefugee here (apparently that’s a thing) kinda got into Tumblr because of #Bettina’s YouTube shorts.
I’m tired of how judgemental Reddit is and really need a break from negativity and constant arguing, so I decided to sell my soul to #Tmblr now.
am I doing this right?
I’m kinda overwhelmed by how much shit is going on here and don’t know where to start. I just want dumb posts with lame jokes about some random fun fact that an overworked cat mom of 5 blogged at 3 am… is there a
SubTumblr :)
for that?
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