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It’s so crazy that Taylor Swift wrote the bolter about Fia Boginya

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Transcript:

Emily: I have a stupid question, because I don't really eat cereal except for Fruity Pebbles on Christmas. Uh-- [Everyone laughs.] Murph: Moving on. Jake: So you do love the Flintstones! Caldwell: Right! Yeah, as god intended. Murph: Moving on. Emily: (shocked) What? Are they Flintstones related??? Murph: Of course! Caldwell: (yelling) What?! Jake: (yelling) What?! Caldwell: Emily!! (laughs) Jake: No! No! Murph: Emily, they're on the-- they're on the box. That you have. In our home. Emily: (yelling over him) I only eat them once a year! I-- (laughing) eat them once a year! Caldwell: (laughing) what are you… Jake: Impossible. How did you not know that?! Murph: And the Flintstones are on it! Emily: (still yelling) I don't fucking make-- Murph: (yelling) Surely-- surely-- Caldwell: (laughing) It… what do you mean?! Emily: --what's on my cereal box! Murph: Surely you've watched television once! In the past 40 years! Emily: Yes, I have! (laughing) I have. Caldwell: Wha-- do you like pour the box and then instantly put it away? Are you not looking at the box while you're pouring it? Murph: They're all-- Fred and Barney are all over that shit. Caldwell: They're all over it. Emily: (calmly) I have a very… (laughs) Murph: They're Pebbles. Flintstones. Emily: My… my attention is precious to me and I gift it only to the things that deserve it. (laughs) Caldwell: He named the cereal after his daughter, don't you understand? [Emily and Jake laugh.] Emily: Well, so I didn't know that context! So that went unnoticed by me. [Caldwell sighs.] Murph: Moving on. Jake: Insane. Emily: Anyways, um, do they still-- so since I only really eat that like once a year, do cereal, like-- is cereal still going nuts with mascots?

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Spoilers for dungeons and daddies season 2 finale

Happy ‘Scary Marlowe starting to heal’ to all who celebrate

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Lizzie McAlpine came out with a new album the week of dndads s2 finale so I’m airing out my Lark angst

SPOILERS FOR DUNGEONS AND DADDIES SEASON 2 EPISODE 23

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*guy who loves consuming Anthony burch’s work voice* how could Anthony burch do this to me

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When you have no friends so you need to get creative

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Freddie characters 🤝🏻 jail apparently 

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GOTHCLEATS FANS ARE GOD’S FAVORITES CONFIRMED!!!!

Matt and Beth truly blessed us

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Season 2 of dungeons and daddies summed up

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You're growing tired of me/And all the things I don't talk about

[lyrics from A Pearl by Mitski]

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“Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve” is a Wyll Ravengard song.

Goodbye.

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This is so Pride and Prejudice (2005) coded I CAN'T

The ending I wanted for my tav *sobs*

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10 year old college humor sketch that i watched at 1am last night and have since watched five more times

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Spoilers for the endgame of season 1 of dungeons and daddies

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i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

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claim a dndads episode in the replies/reblogs mine is when terry met terri :3

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scary + terry vampire parallels...

dndads halloween week- oct 25: Vampire