doctorslippery
doctorslippery
dR sLiPPeRY, etm.
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Dumfungled. Etm....Mining the Deep Tumblr, the distant past, the long, long ago...
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doctorslippery 2 minutes ago
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Yes, I'm needing to hail the Potemkin and let their first officer know that he needs to go see his medical officer. [lowers voice] He may have Kirk Simplex 14.
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doctorslippery 4 minutes ago
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SIDENOTE: Can't believe I'm about to ask this... ... ...what flavor was Jar Jar's tongue?
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doctorslippery 60 minutes ago
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The Boredg. Unprepared to be debilitated.
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doctorslippery 2 hours ago
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No...cause you know they wouldn't keep it clean and nice. And if they tried it in the southern US, we'd have gators in the frigging water.
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doctorslippery 3 hours ago
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I wish this for all my enemies past and future beginning when they are designated as such and lasting until I forgive them or forever, whichever comes first.
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doctorslippery 3 hours ago
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Screaming "FOOLS!" at your coworkers is frowned on by HR.
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doctorslippery 4 hours ago
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doctorslippery 5 hours ago
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doctorslippery 8 hours ago
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)聽Dir. James Gunn
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doctorslippery 21 hours ago
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... ... ...is this why people keep hitting me with a stick?
*hitting ttrpg fan with a stick* not everything fantasy is about D&D!
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doctorslippery 23 hours ago
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maybe top 10 posts ever
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doctorslippery 23 hours ago
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No, I'm not going for a theme today. It just sorta happened.
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doctorslippery 1 day ago
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Farting relieves anxiety? This has not been my experience.
Three years ago they put me on an anxiety medicine and it made me fart like crazy and when I looked up its side effects wayyy at the bottom of the rare effects list it was like this pill may make you fart
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doctorslippery 1 day ago
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Hey let's get really out of our minds and scare the living shit out of the Britons.
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doctorslippery 1 day ago
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...well that's not horrifying at all. JFC. Thanks. I'll be thinking about that before I fall asleep tonight.
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Sidebar: Imagine it has heard something else and is trying to transmit it to us, but it's transmitter isn't strong enough to get the message through the distance. And something is coming.
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