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Yes, I'm needing to hail the Potemkin and let their first officer know that he needs to go see his medical officer. [lowers voice] He may have Kirk Simplex 14.
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SIDENOTE: Can't believe I'm about to ask this... ... ...what flavor was Jar Jar's tongue?
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The Boredg. Unprepared to be debilitated.
#star trek#etm.#lalochezia#lifism#peoplism#meism#book of life#it is what it is#sometimes life be that way#somewhere on the spectrum#beginning to think that there are more of us than there are of them#the horrors persist but so do i#waiting for the bus forever
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No...cause you know they wouldn't keep it clean and nice. And if they tried it in the southern US, we'd have gators in the frigging water.
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I wish this for all my enemies past and future beginning when they are designated as such and lasting until I forgive them or forever, whichever comes first.
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Screaming "FOOLS!" at your coworkers is frowned on by HR.
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)聽Dir. James Gunn
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... ... ...is this why people keep hitting me with a stick?
*hitting ttrpg fan with a stick* not everything fantasy is about D&D!
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maybe top 10 posts ever
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No, I'm not going for a theme today. It just sorta happened.

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Farting relieves anxiety? This has not been my experience.
Three years ago they put me on an anxiety medicine and it made me fart like crazy and when I looked up its side effects wayyy at the bottom of the rare effects list it was like this pill may make you fart
#ministry of flatulence#etm.#lalochezia#lifism#peoplism#meism#book of life#it is what it is#sometimes life be that way#somewhere on the spectrum#beginning to think that there are more of us than there are of them#the horrors persist but so do i#waiting for the bus forever
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Hey let's get really out of our minds and scare the living shit out of the Britons.
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...well that's not horrifying at all. JFC. Thanks. I'll be thinking about that before I fall asleep tonight.
Sidebar: Imagine it has heard something else and is trying to transmit it to us, but it's transmitter isn't strong enough to get the message through the distance. And something is coming.
#voyager 1#nasa#the hum beyond the stars#the voice of deep space#cthulhu#the king in yellow#yog sothoth#lovecraft#cosmic horror#elder gods#great old ones#many tentacled wonder#tentacles#dead astronaut#horror#dead#zombie#nyarlathotep#the elder gods are coming#high strangeness
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