One woman's conviction that it's destiny to front the best band in the known universe; despite of all evidence to the contrary, zero cash-flow and total lack of any genuine musical ability.
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"Poetry is around us everywhere, it's just waiting to be written."
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Sometimes you have to be your own #superhero #batman #jumper #fashion #fashionblogger #fluffy #knitwear #style
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#OMG I'm sorry. I just couldn't resist. @amazon #Alexa #Echo with #Unofficial #Labyrinth skill. "Sarah, friend." 😱😍😳 #YouRemindMeOfTheBabe (at Borough of Croydon, Croydon)
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#NowPlaying The Silver Birch by @TheMagneticNorth - just a brilliant noise! ❤️
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#NowPlaying Bleeding Heart by Regina Spektor. Going to see her live. Pretty sure she will want to work with me.
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#NowPlaying Artifact 3 by Ryan Teague . "We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams." G'night.
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OMG where do I sign up? Sorted.
#guitar#advertising#lessons#douche#dating#inspiration#motivation#dontstartaband#sarah mann#music#rock band#rockstar
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Dennis Hopper saying what I think. May get this on future band merch. Or maybe just a forehead tattoo.
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Mel B of the Spice Girls really leading the way. I have written this down in a notebook lest I forget.
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Dammit. Kurt Cobain kills all hope I have of short cutting the whole having to learn an instrument, start a band and do some actual graft.
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AC/DC are my heroes. Largely due to their massive levels of self awareness.
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So, started learning #piano in quest to be greatest #rockstar ever. Naturally, the Aged P's are totally appreciative #nomakeup #video #music #blackandwhite #agreatbigworld #saysomething #christinaaguilera #rocknroll #myhandacheslikehell (at Borough of Croydon, Croydon)
#nomakeup#christinaaguilera#blackandwhite#rockstar#rocknroll#saysomething#music#agreatbigworld#video#piano#myhandacheslikehell
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Leonard Bernstein outlining the plan for the band, as well as an explanation for my normal state of hysteria.
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Well, gee, thanks @collegehumor. That's pretty much my entire band strategy down the pan. Back to the drawing board. It's tough being this gifted.
#comedy#funny#college#humor#humour#dontstartaband#rock band#musician#music#musicians#mistakes#advice#gifted
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Duly noted @villagevoice. Though slightly concerned that I’m people type number 1. It’s hard being this gifted.
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