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Do you take submissions for incorrect quotes or do you just make them up on your own?

I’ve happy to take submissions for incorrect quotes but I usually make them myself!

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Tuffnut: Hiccup said its my turn with the brain cell.

Ruffnut: Square up.

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During HTTYD 1:

Snotlout: We can’t tell you because you’re not a member of the club.

Hiccup: What club?

Snotlout: The hating Hiccup club.

Hiccup: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

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Astrid: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?

Snotlout: Um, make lemonade?

Astrid: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

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Ruffnut: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

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HTTY1 Astrid: I’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because I don’t have money, but I do have fists and I am always angry.

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Gustav: How would you guys deal with a toxic friend?

Fishlegs: Tell them how you really feel.

Hiccup: Slowly distance yourself from them.

Astrid: Engage in a 1v1 sword battle and if they lose they have to stop being toxic or pay the price.

Gustuv, being handed a sword: … well heck.

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Tuffnut: Can we get a birthday cake?

Hiccup: It’s not your birthday.

Tuffnut: The cake won’t know!

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Thank you for the tag 🙏😊

Last song: Brother by Madds Buckley

Favourite colour: Blue

Last movie/TV show: The 100

Sweet/Spicy/Savoury: Sweet all the way

Last thing I Googled: what fourth wing character am I?

Current obsession: every SJM book that has blessed this earth

Tags! No pressure:

@shallyne @dragonnnfly @hxuse-xf-black @h00kfangs @raayllum @raylas-blade

Nine people I'd like to get to know better

Tagged by @meghawhopp <33

Last song: Down by the River by Borislav Slavov from the Baldur’s Gate 3 Soundtrack (or more specifically the cover of Down by the River by Nerissa Ravencroft)

Favorite color: Blue and purple!

Last movie/TV show: Seinfeld, I’m currently on season four!

Sweet/spicy/savory?: I have a huge sweet tooth, so sweet things

Relationship status: Single

Last thing I googled: I searched up the show “Arthur” because I was trying to find that one meme where Buster was like “You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and spread lies?”

Current obsession: Fragaria memories and tears of themis mostly^^

Tag Nine People: @kyaruun @xinieeee @deadmansbistro @florapot @hunita812 @scuffle-with-spirals @rexonalapis @maxellera @manicpixiedoomedgirl

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Hiccup: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Astrid: How so?

Hiccup: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

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*Dagur is cooking*

Fishlegs: Any chance that’s for me?

Dagur: It’s for Astrid and Hiccup. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.

Heather: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Tuffnut: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

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Hiccup: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Ruffnut: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Tuffnut: I personally was created in a lab.

Snotlout: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Tuffnut: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Hiccup, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

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Fishlegs: I fell—

Snotlout: From heaven?

Fishlegs: No, I literally fell—

Snotlout: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Fishlegs: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Snotlout: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.