#incorrect rtte

[dontgetcaught256]

Viggo, about Snotlout: What’s wrong with him?

Hiccup: Everyone has a different theory.

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Crack au about Jason being back from the dead + Tim being adopted before

Jason, back from the dead: don’t be alarmed I am not a ghost

Tim, on an hour of sleep: that is exactly what a ghost would say

Jason, raising on eye brow: okay fair but would a ghost do this *punches Tim in the shoulder hard*

Tim, holding his shoulder, in anger: YOURS WOULD!

[autumndragon]

httyd characters based on things my patients did during my hospital internship, enjoy!

hiccup: calls for help because he can't find his other shoe and he wants to walk, forgetting that he just got his leg amputated.

astrid: entire bed is drenched in blood from her wound but doesn't call the nurses because she didn't think it was a big deal.

fishlegs: tries to help the nurses with medical procedures on himself because "they're working so hard and he doesn't want to be a bother".

ruffnut: calls the nurses for everything despite being able to do it herself, once called them to hand her the glass of water that was on her nightstand.

tuffnut: puts all of his home medication into a plastic baggie, asks nursing staff what pills are in the bag bc he can't remember.

snotlout: pretends to be in pain to scare the interns when they're practicing because he thinks it's funny.

heather: is never in her room, shows up in the weirdest places, will take the elevator to other floors to have a look there in the middle of the night.

dagur: is put into isolation because he has a contagious illness, is also delirious, and when the nurse uses the intercom sits up in bed and thinks god is talking to him.

gustav: tries to use the call button as a phone because he misunderstood the "call" part.

[dragonnnfly]

Hiccup: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Astrid: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

*later*

Fishlegs: And you just ran away?!

Hiccup: I didn't expect her to flirt back!

[toothbrushfingers]

[httyd-dragons-content]

Toothless Rizz.

[thereweredragonshere]

Fishlegs: *tapping fingers on table*

Hiccup: *taps fingers back furiously*

Snotlout: …What’s going on?

Astrid: Morse code. They’re talking.

Fishlegs: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -

Hiccup: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

[bunniesbearsandadventures]

Snotlout: How the HELL do you spell showfer???

Hiccup: "chauffeur"

Snotlout: Ooooo fancy pants rich McGee over here fuck you.

Snotlout: Spelling bee ass.

Snotlout: He gonna give me the definition next.

[lex-crow]

Hiccup: can you-

Viggo: I would reduce the world to ashes if you asked it of me.

Hiccup: …can you take those buckets to the pins.

Viggo: No ❤️(does it anyway)

Visiting my grandma’s farm this was yelled through the house.

[incorrect-rtte]

Heather: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Hiccup finally snaps and commits murder? Astrid: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to them.

[dontgetcaught256]

Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.

Snotlout: For what?

Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*

[msnewobsessioneveryweek]

Viggo: Personally, that’s why I don’t agree with your opinion.

Dagur: Kay, I have a counterpoint.

Viggo: Valid argument?

Dagur: No. Pipe bomb.

Viggo: Oh shi-

[dragonnnfly]

Ruffnut, gesturing to Hiccup: Tuff, look what you did! You made Mom upset!

Tuffnut: I’m sorry Mom... :(

Hiccup, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO NEITHER OF YOU!

[toothbrushfingers]

Hiccup, to Astrid: If you see Snotlout, give him this message *makes a neutral face*

Hiccup: He'll know what it means.

*later*

Astrid: Oh, and Hiccup said to give you a message.

Astrid: *makes a neutral face*

Snotlout: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

[toulouseec]

Hiccup: "Good work"

Snotlout: "Thanks Dad...why is everybody staring at me?"

Ruffnut: "You just called Hiccup 'Dad', you said 'thanks Dad'"

Snotlout: "What? No I didn't! I said thanks man!"

Hiccup: "Do you see me as a father figure Snotlout?"

Snotlout: "No, if anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me!"

Tuffnut: "Hey! Show your father some respect!"

[caramelmiacchiato]

snotlout: hey, i'll have a large pineapple pizza, how much?

astrid *as the cashier*: oh its $10, but for pretty people it has a discount

snotlout: ohhh hehe, so how much does it cost for me?

astrid: $10.