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[toothbrushfingers]

Hiccup, to Astrid: If you see Snotlout, give him this message *makes a neutral face*

Hiccup: He'll know what it means.

*later*

Astrid: Oh, and Hiccup said to give you a message.

Astrid: *makes a neutral face*

Snotlout: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

[dontgetcaught256]

Viggo, about Snotlout: What’s wrong with him?

Hiccup: Everyone has a different theory.

[soulofafury]

Snotlout, at the dragon academy: Well, Astrid isn't here. Right now, I'm the best student. I'm gonna be the velociraptor.

Hiccup: Are you trying to say "valedictorian"?

Snotlout: ... no.

[the-talking-fishbone]

Toothless: grooooowww hrrrrg ffffllooooorrhgwwwhgg.

Hiccup: oh I totally feel you bud. I was having the same problem myself yesterday

Toothless: >:0 GHOOOFLFJwooooiiiwww moooWWWRRRGGgg!!!!

Hiccup: exactly!! And they didn’t even notice!

Astrid: do you need help

[dragonnnfly]

Hiccup: Snotlout? What are you doing here?

Snotlout, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best

[lex-crow]

Anyone: call off your attack dog.

Hiccup:???? Toothless?? But he’s a dragon?

Toothless:*sitting peacefully*

Hiccup: and he’s not doing anything?

Eret: *beating the absolute shit out of someone in the background*

[avirxy]

so you see…

[writingfool001]

Imagine if Lilia and his lover were separated for a long time then he finds them again.

MC: "Go on, shout. scream! Say something!"

Lilia: "You're as beautiful as the day I lost you."

[ambericesage]

Jesper, giving flowers to Wylan: Here, I brought you flowers. They need sunshine so you were the obvious choice

Wylan: :)

Nina: *giving thumbs up from behind a bush after giving Jesper that line*

[miae-bee]

Astrid: What are the new neighbors's names again? The couple next door?

Hiccup: Bandit and Kelly

Astrid: Not the dragons, the people

Hiccup: Why would I know that?

[toothbrushfingers]

I MADE ANOTHER

[dontgetcaught256]

Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.

Snotlout: For what?

Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*

[soulofafury]

Dagur: You know what, Hiccup? You're a nice guy. I want to set you up with my sister.

Hiccup: I'm engaged to Astrid.

Dagur: I thought you were gay.

Hiccup: ...then why did you want to set me up with your sister?

[the-talking-fishbone]

Snotlout: nobody panic but—

The gang:

[dragonnnfly]

Astrid: Do you think your dad likes me?

Hiccup: My dad literally begged you to marry me

[lex-crow]

Eret: Where I’m from locking someone in an arena with nothing but a knife, a wooden shield, and an angry monstrous nightmare would be considered a public execution.

Hiccup: skill issues.

Eret: didn’t you almost die?

Hiccup: well I was pretty weak for a 15 year old, someone else could have done it. Probably.

Eret: YOU WERE FIFTEEN!?