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A little tidbit about myself is that much like me, a large majority of my characters are on the asexual and aromatic spectrum.

I personally don't know how I identify in terms of romantic attraction, but I ended up finding out I was on the asexual spectrum on the 3rd of June four years ago.

Maybe I will find out, maybe I won't. I'm just content knowing that I have one of the best pride flag color schemes (lololol I'm joking xD)

But it's fine to not know what you are now. Sometimes life is weird like that

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In honor of pride month, there was a little conversation that appeared in my head months ago between Rosalie and Malleus

Self indulgent OC x Canon under the cut

Enjoy :D

Rosalie and Malleus are out on a walk but out of the blue, Malleus asks,

"Have you ever fallen in love before?"

"Hm? What brought that up?"

"Curiosity on my end. Also, I do wonder how fast humans fall in love and how long."

Rosalie took a deep breath.

"Well, it's going to depend on who you ask. Some fall in love fast; for some, it takes a lot of time, and some don't even fall in love at all. If you're asking me specifically, I've never fallen in love before. No crushes, no flings, nothing. I've never felt anything towards any man or woman."

"As have I," Malleus replied. "To be frank, I fear it."

"No kidding. Especially since love can make you do the most irrational and illogical things. Somehow, for someone in love, the impossible seems possible, and unreasonable sounds sane."

"From your words, you fear getting hurt?"

Rosalie let out a wry smile.

"I do. Though, even without some of the stuff I faced before meeting the O'Malleys, I don't think that I would even be able to feel that spark."

Malleus didn't like to admit it, but something inside him felt crushed.

"Or at least it would be rare for me. It would take me quite a while before I start developing feelings for someone."

Deep down, Rosalie knew she was speaking half-truths. What she wanted to say was,

"I've never had feelings for anyone except you."

"Although, I did think of something, Hornton."

"Oh? And what's that?"

"Who out of the Night Raven boys I've met so far would I get into a platonic marriage with?"

"Platonic marriage?"

"Me marrying a friend with little to no romance involved. Of course, this would be a heavy discussion I would need to have so I can set boundaries and the like. Ace and Deuce were pretty heavy candidates, but the same goes with Epel and Silver. Although... If I could have it my way and marry anyone regardless of social standing, I'd pick you."

"Me?!" Malleus replied with a look of shock plastered all over his face. "You do know what that means, do you?"

"I'm going to need to adjust to acting all proper like a princess. I can't be my usual self in court plus the whole needing to continue the bloodline shite, but I mean it. Even if you had nothing to your name, you would be my first choice. Just sucks that it's likely that you're already arranged and that nobles have to marry other nobles."

"You say that but Grandmother never arranged anyone for me yet." He said quietly.

"What was that?"

"Forget what I said. Though tell me, why would I be your first choice?"

"Well, first off, I haven't met a guy as curious as you. Both literally and figuratively. I'm sorry for coming off blunt, but you're stunning as Hell. I mean the moment I saw you, with your hair all messy from when you just woke up, I couldn't help but find you to be so beautiful! I am so jealous of the lucky one who would get to see that every morning. Plus, your curiosity about humans is really adorable even though you're still trying to find your footing. Though, what really made me like you is your personality. You're very sweet and kind, and you have a rather gentle and caring heart. True, there is no denying the immense amount of magic you wield, but there's something about you that makes me feel... Ugh, what's the word?"

"Happy?"

"No. Well, yes, I do feel happy around you, but that's not the right word."

"Cared for then?"

"Closer, but no."

"Welcomed?"

"Safe. I feel safe around you. I don't have to worry about putting on airs despite your royal status nor do I have to worry about how people will perceive me around you. I like that we can drop the labels and talk to each other despite the vast difference in magical power. You have endless reserves while I don't have any. Plus... Even if our circumstances are different, I feel seen by you, especially since we were rather lonely when we were kids."

There it was, that tight feeling in his chest making it so difficult for him to breathe. As if to add more salt to the wounds, the one at the end of his red string was a mortal girl.

If only she were a noble... If only she were a fae like him. Human lives are far too short.

"Although," Rosalie commented. "I know people say to not go making promises to fairies, but mind if I make one with you?"

"Oho? A promise with me? Do be careful with that."

"I know you won't use it to hurt me. However, I swear that if you ever get arranged into an unhappy marriage, I swear I will fight tooth and nail, hitchhike until the black carriage comes by again, and find a way back to Twisted Wonderland so I can crash your wedding and object."

"Show up uninvited?!" Malleus exclaimed. "Fufufu! Ahahaha! My goodness, you're a bold one! Showing up to a royal wedding without an invitation, you truly have no fear! Although, my family wouldn't take such an offense lightly, and neither would I. It's incredibly rude to show up to a celebration uninvited from where I hail."

"Fair point. Still though, personally, I just want you to live a good life. I don't want you to be miserable just for the sake of duty. Even if it's something as radical as marrying for love. Hence, why I would crash your wedding."

"Oh? And would you care if I do the same? After all, you are the one who invites me to your dorm often." Malleus retorted with a cheeky smirk. "Anyone, man or woman, would be considered lucky to have you as a partner that if they wish to marry you for such ghastly reasons, know that I, too, shall do the same. Is it reckless? Maybe. Does it go against my duties? It does. Like you, I'd rather you be in a happy marriage regardless of whether it is for platonic reasons or not."

"Good. We have a deal then." Rosalie giggled as she wrapped her pinky finger around his. "We crossed our hearts on this, our promise is sealed."

"Though, if you ask me, you too would be my first choice if I had a choice to marry someone regardless of it being platonic or not. After all, many of my own personal firsts were with you. My first friend, my first gateway into understanding magicless humans, and..."

The flashback hit him like a truck. The sight of her olive eyes sparkling in the starlight and how the moonlight glistened on her auburn hair and fair skin, that look of joy she had when she danced at the festival with the shoes Malleus gave her with a little spell, she truly was more beautiful than any creature alive and while he cloaked the kiss he gave her as a token of gratitude, it was the only way for him to tell her that she has his heart.

"We kissed that night, didn't we...?" Rosalie replied as her face turned as pink as her dyed hair. "You were the first person I've ever had a real kiss with."

"You're right... As selfish as it was, I wanted to stay with you longer but Trein and Sebek would've gotten on our case."

"Yeah... I wish time stopped that night. I wanted to spend more time with you. Though..." The girl laughed. "That was real cheeky of you to not tell your retainers where you were going. Poor Sebek nearly had a heart attack."

Malleus retorted with a playful smile and a chuckle.

"Oho? If I recall correctly, the professor was looking high and low for you after you quietly snuck out first when the party was over."

"What? A lady can't have some peace and quiet when she's constantly surrounded by men twenty-four seven? Besides, the city is so peaceful at night and the river was so calming that I wanted to have a better listen."

Oh how Malleus would give anything to let out a deep belly laugh but... A Draconia can't show too much emotion lest the weather gets affected. It was bad enough that his little bout of anger that happened when Rollo tricked him nearly hurt her and the other children of man, and another moment that happened with Lilia where he hurt him... But in turn, he let out a smile and a soft chuckle.

This excess power he was "blessed" with felt like chains bringing him down. Now love... That feeling of falling in love with a human girl, that was the most frightening thing imaginable.

"I don't want to hurt her, yet I wish to laugh with her."

Was all he could think.

Still, he let out another cheeky grin before retorting back with,

"And that's why I followed you. Not just to have a better look at the gargoyles displayed around the many buildings, but also to keep you company."

Still, as the two kept walking, Malleus would glance at her to make sure she was still by his side. This feeling... How suffocating it could be. It was the first time he's ever felt this way towards someone especially since she was the first person (let alone a human) who has ever treated him as an equal.

"You make it so easy for me to be myself yet so hard to hold my power back. One little slip and I might hurt you."

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hello! may i request malleus x gn reader where both of them are friends then reader start to develop feelings toward malleus but they know from the start that their feelings are unrequited and feel like they're unworthy so to save from heartbreak, reader starts to get distant with him and just avoid him

pls end it with a fluffy happy ending tho, that's it and thank you! 🙇🏻‍♀️

— malleus : x gn!reader. augst to fluff. unrequited love, self-worth and the fear of vulnerability. dividers: uzmacchiato.

You weren’t quite sure when it all began. Perhaps it was the way Malleus would suddenly appear beside you during your evening walks, always unannounced yet warmly welcomed. Maybe it was his fascination with even the simplest things you said as if your words held a kind of magic meant only for him to uncover. You had always known who he was—what he was. A prince. A fae. Powerful. Eternal. And you? Just someone lucky enough to call him a friend. But hearts are not always cautious. Yours had betrayed you quietly for some time now.

The realization hit hard, You loved him. And that love was fraught with danger. Not because he was unkind—far from it. Malleus was gentle in ways that the world rarely recognized. But deep down, you knew he could never see you in the same light. How could someone like him, heir to an ancient kingdom, ever fall for someone so… ordinary? You had no tragic backstory, no legendary magic, no noble lineage. Just a heart foolish enough to dream beyond its means. So, you resolved that distance would be kinder than heartbreak.

It all started small. You began ignoring his late-night invitations to stargaze. You skipped your usual walks with him. When he visited Ramshackle, you weren’t there—or pretended not to be. You made polite excuses when he invited you to lunch, claiming you were caught up with homework, errands, or just plain tired. You smiled when you had to see him in class, but your eyes betrayed your true feelings. And deep down, you hated every moment of it. You hoped he would eventually forget you, grow bored or simply move on. You never expected him to show up one evening, cloaked in mist and moonlight, standing at the crumbling gates of Ramshackle Dorm.

“Child of man,” he said softly, a hint of concern in his voice. “Have I wronged you?” Your breath caught; you hadn’t even sensed him approaching. “No, of course not,” you replied, your voice trembling. “Why would you think that?” “Because you vanish when I arrive. Your warmth dissipates when I speak. You used to look at me like I was… wanted. Now, you seem to look through me.” He took a step closer. "So I ask again, Have I done something to hurt you?" Unable to meet those piercing green eyes that saw far too much, you looked down. “No,” you whispered. “You didn’t do anything wrong.”

“Then what is it?” he pressed. “…I just needed space,” you managed.

“Why?” His question was gentle, yet it struck deep. You could lie again; you should lie. But your heart, traitorous and full, spilled the truth. “Because I love you,” you breathed, barely audible. “And I know you’ll never feel the same. So I thought… if I distanced myself first, it wouldn’t hurt as much when you forgot me.” A heavy silence hung in the air. You turned to leave, feeling humiliated and aching, but his voice stopped you. "Why would you believe I couldn’t return such feelings?"

You froze. “Because I’m me,” you answered bitterly. “I’m not strong or magical or anything close to what you deserve. I’m just… ordinary.”

In an instant, Malleus stood in front of you, the space between you vanishing under his presence. His hand reached out, hesitated, and then gently cupped your cheek. “You are not ordinary to me.” Your breath hitched. “I have lived for years, and yet it’s you—your laughter, your stubbornness, your kindness—that has brightened my days. You never flinched in my presence; you never treated me as a prince or a monster.” He leaned in, his forehead brushing against yours. “I didn’t know how to name this feeling before. I thought it odd—a human holding such power over my thoughts. But now, I understand. I didn’t forget you because I couldn’t. I searched for you in every shadow when you were absent. I missed you with a weight I had no name for.”

Tears filled your eyes as he smiled—a soft, radiant smile. Your walls crumbled under his gaze. He wrapped his arms around you, carefully as if you were something precious. You clung to him, terrified he might vanish.

“You are so much more than you believe,” he said. “And I will spend as long as you allow me to show you just how much you mean to me.” That night, beneath the stars he had once shown you, you stood beside him—not as someone running from heartbreak, but as someone who had finally been seen and loved for who they truly were.

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The OC x Canon urge I have to commission someone drawing Joanna lighting Fellow's cigar but I can't find the right freaking pose reference!

I named their ship name Bad Decisions for a reason and while both of them know that getting into a relationship with each other is probably the worst idea ever (especially with their younger siblings in particular being incredibly protective over them, Joanna having her heart betrayed and shattered over and over, and Fellow has a kid to take care of while they're running away from the law) I do want to keep that playful (hah) dynamic between them post playful land shenanigans and Birdman (SOMEHOW) falls for Fellow's silver tongue to get in for some remedial lessons for a mage's equivalent of a GED. Then again, it wouldn't be the first time he fell for a slick tongued Italian schemer (I swear Jamil's going to have beef with the entire country of Italy at this rate)

Fellow keeping that politician's smirk, trying to warn her to stay away from him while Joanna's retorting that smirk back with a grin that's enough to tell him,

"I'm not scared of a petty thief with a politician's smile. You should be more scared of my sister because one little slip from me and it's curtains for you, darling. It's a blessing and a curse to be Dire Crowley's beloved little servant."

Because Fellow and Gidel are staying at Ramshackle, Crowley tasked the girl and Grim to keep a close eye on them in case they perform their usual tricks and the two beastmen know this. They know Ro means her word and same with her sister so one little fuck up or they relapse to their old scheming habits, they're immediately getting kicked out with no ifs, ands, or buts

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"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

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LAWD THAT WAS SWEET! 😭

Happy MalMal = Happy Dorkus :3

I can imagine Yuu feeling a tad bit heartbroken seeing Malleus's broken horns but mayb he explains to them,

"Don't mourn the power I lost so no need to shed your tears for me. Matter of fact, I ought to pay Shroud in kind for this. I can express joy without setting the world ablaze, I can cry without causing a blizzard, and I can finally get angry without causing an earthquake! I feel so free now! Plus, it's a horn. Much like with your hair, it'll grow back."

Hello Dorkus 💚🌺💞

The Malleus loosing his horn feels are still strong 😭💔

But he’s happy, so we’re happy. But in the end, he still got hurt and that guilt I can still see be there whether from family and/or friends.

Summary: Malleus eases your burden.

You keep looking at his horn. You can’t help it.

It shouldn’t have come to this. You knew it was for the best. Yet, just like the others, you couldn’t help the tinge of guilt whenever you saw Malleus’ broken horn.

“Am I a captive animal for you to stare at in such a way?”

You startle before shaking your head, “No! It’s not that at all.”

“I merely jest. Breaking the ice as Lilia would say. You seemed to have developed a fascination for my horns more so than my tail now. What fascinates you?”

You couldn’t look him in the eyes. How? How do you tell him? This guilt you have. Something that’s irrational but there anyways?

“You feel burdened by my broken horn.”

You look at him with widened eyes. The face before you is soft and understanding-it’s a look you haven’t ever seen on him before.

“You are not the only one to feel this way. Silver and Sebek have been skittish around me. They behave as if one mistake would lead to treasonous acts against me.”

He walks ahead of you before turning towards you. The sight before you leaves you breathless. The moon shines on him. Giving him an unearthly glow that only fae kind can exhibit-no, only he could present as his tail appears in a swirl and scales appear along his back.

The fae that stood before you was not a simple classmate of yours nor did he portray a prince. No, Malleus Draconia right now shined like a God descended from the heavens.

Did the damage to his horn mean he couldn’t hide his draconic features anymore? How could one who lost so much be able to stand in such a celestial form? When to others, he seemed to be a dragon dragged from the heavens and tamed?

“You do not need to feel burdened by the power I lost. Matter of fact, Shroud has provided me a boon.”

Malleus raised his face to the moon’s light as if seeking comfort from an old friend.

“For many years, all I have known is isolation. Numbness. I could never cry, laugh, or anger easily. To do so meant bringing harm to those around me.”

“It was,” Malleus hesitated, as if the words are new to him “…difficult.”

When he turned towards you then, you are surprised to see his eyes worn despite his ethereal visage.

“What you humans take for granted, I was never allowed. But now?” Malleus chuckled, “Now I can be free to be who I am.”

Malleus offered his hand, beckoning you to lay yours on top of his, “come Child of Man, lay your worries to rest.”

He smirked at you, “unless you prefer me when I’m dark and dreary?”

You couldn’t help the laugh that came out, “Pffft hahaha I prefer you however you want to be.”

You laid your hand on top of his, “I want you to be happy Tsunotaro.”

“I am.”

You smiled widely at him. The gleam in your eyes has his crinkling his in return.

There’s the smile I adore from My Child of Man.

….I have no idea where that description about Malleus in the middle passages came from but *pokes at brain* brain do it more. I demand it. Lolol 😆💚💞 (randomly had inspiration for this and I ran lol)

Malleus the fae that you are 😭💞💙 You’ve been through so much but stayed kind despite it all. 🥺🥺

I hope you liked this Dorkus 💙💙💚💚🫂🫂

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the crown spectrum

- mod kibby

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meeeooww (me telling you to click on the image for higher quality)

based off of this post by his VA!

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If, like me, you are a fan who has been confused by everything that has happened recently with the games and aren't aware of what is being said on the Obey Me discord and other sources of information other than the official Instagram, Twitter (Yes, I'm one of those people who refuses to call it X.), etc. accounts. Please read this.

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The Queens Portrait 💜👑✨

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My GloMas Nui finally arrived!

I'm never ordering from AitaiKuji again, but I got the smol!

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Malleus is so adorable when he's pouting like that and I always get a kick whenever I hear Lilia's impression of him xD

Malleus just has the face like,

"DAAAAAAAAAD! YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!!!!!!"

Lilia's impersonation of Malleus is always so funny and cute and makes me laugh 😂😂💞💞

The way he deepens his voice and then does those gestures before laughing makes me so happy because he’s having so much fun 💕💕💚💚

Malleus on the other hand...

He is not amused 😂😆💚💚

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TWST OC TEMPLATES

These Templates are 100% free on my kofi vvv

Really put them on my kofi cuz its more organized than my googledrive but might at somepoint just switch to that lol

Edit: so changed it to google drive instead so ppl are still free to grab it from there

Link to the drive folder: Link🔗

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The Queen has arrived

I wanted to make Vil and Riddle look alike since they both represent the queens of the big seven

I don't know who does the piercings underwater but I love adding them 😭 stop me

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Well… at least I didn’t have to hit hard pity again and I got him for free

But did you really have to suck my gems dry Crewel?!

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HANA PLEASE! 😭

Briar Valley: “Aw darn we have a low population with almost no royal heirs”

Me, a wide hipped bitch with concerning fae attraction and a dream: “watch this”

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Roger, after treating Jude's ass for the tenth time this week, getting into another fight with Alfons, trying to keep Liam away from doing dumb things, dealing with the hassles Victor pushes onto him, helping his father out in his clinic and barely getting any sleep because of his research