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I know people aren't here for the news, but trans folks, I'm thinking of you tonight and how you deserve better.

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Role model summer camp merch drop, Taylor swift summer merch drop, new Sabrina carpenter album

Life is good in popstar land

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do you guys remember that one time when there were bees delaying the yankees game and so mark teixeira went to the dugout and returned with some honey because he thought that would help?

because i do

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Soft Launch ˡˢ²

a/n: tried very hard to make this gender neutral and used non-gendered pics. if you do come across a gendered pic, all i can say is ignore it bc i was struggling

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✧. ┊    PAIRING: Logan Sargeant x gender-neutral!reader

✧. ┊    SUMMARY: soft launch SMAU

✧. ┊    TAGS/WARNINGS: nothing it's just pure fluff. coarse language, hate. some images used are not mine and the credits go to their rightful owners. this is a work of fiction.

yourusername uploaded a new photo to their story!

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user1: KDJHFJKDSHF NOOOO MY CHANCE TO SHOOT MY SHOT IS GONE

user2: this could literally be anyone lol you guys are so thick

user3: HELLO?? WHAT THE FUCK??? WERE WE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SOMEONE IN MIND BECAUSE I SURE AS FUCK DID NOT!??!

user4: and for the bf, perhaps a vanilla ice cream? perhaps not.

yourusername made a new post!

liked by oscarpiastri, alexalbon, killatrav, gracieabrams, niallhoran, logansargeant and 881,223 others

yourusername: no beauty standards finna stop me from being a big back can i get an amen 🙏🙏🙏

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user1: wtf is that caption

user3: just say amen bruv

user2: AMENNN 🙏

user4: god, whoever that is, he is so cute, you're my new parents 😭

oscarpiastri: you not gonna tell them i covered the bill for your dumb lobster?

yourusername: you owed me.

user5: liked by "niallhoran" #okay

user6: he literally has a gf mate. brain-eating bacteria would starve in your head

logansargeant: i am now a gracie truther

gracieabrams: about time

yourusername uploaded a new photo to their story!

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user1: i could treat you sm better

user2: men.

user3: CALLING YOUR BF 'VRO' LMAOOOO

user4: pleaaaseeee give us a hint pretty pleasseeee?

user5: you wouldn't hide this new bf unless you had something to hide. weirdo

user6: ever heard of privacy?

logansargeant made a new post!

liked by kylekirkwood, callumbradshaw, oscarpiastri, samanthatan, alexalbon, landonorris, yourusername and 567, 948 others

logansargeant: this was a lot harder to make than it looks

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alexalbon: nah mate you're just an idiot

logansargeant: i would really like to see you do better lilymhe: he isn't much better trust me

user1: wtf is going on with everyone and their soft launches

user2: who else is soft launching? user3: @yourusername has been posting about a mystery bf user4: lol, don't they follow each other? user5: i'm pretty sure they're in the same friend circle and have liked/commented on posts but idk if they've ever interacted irl...

user1: holy fuck this is @yourusername isn't it?

user2: paps istfg

user3: MY TWO WORLDS COLLIDING THIS MEANS EVERYTHING TO ME DKSDHKFJKJD

user4: I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I FUCKING KNEW IT

user5: this is a breach of their privacy. please take it down.

yourusername made a new post!

liked by ls2updates, neil.verhagen, lilymhe, robertirwinphotography and 1, 706, 309 others

yourusername: i watched crazy rich asians a total of 4 times on the plane and now he won't talk to me bc i 'ignored' him

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alexalbon: yeah he's uncultured thought we knew this

logansargeant: am not

alexalbon: are too

user1: you guys can hard launch now, the paps got you </3

user2: logan mention!!!!

kylekirkwood: welcome back to florida

user3: PLS BE LOGAN SARGEANT

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user1: lol i hope they broke up

user2: you're a sad piece of fuck. go touch grass.

user3: wait what why is this bc of the paps

user4: this is what fucking happens when you don't respect boundaries of people. you all make me sick.

user5: agreed. leaking the pics was a breach of privacy.

user6: this so so sad to hear oh my god i might scream

user7: no this cant be happening oh fuck no

user8: reputation era?

...a year on...

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user1: lol they weren't even dating. this is what i call prime delusion 😂

user2: help, i'm still at the restaurant...

user3: i hope they're happy, though

user4: a whole 365 days since sign of life kill me

yourusername and logansargeant made a new post!

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yourusername and logansargeant: stuck with u.

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"The fox among a pack of wolves isn't an oddity. He's simply not a wolf. " Alexandria Drzewiecki

Lando Norris: ‘You don’t have to have a killer instinct to be world champion’ by Giles Richards

Why I’m so impressed by Norris’ unconventional and unflinchingly honest approach to his racing by James Hinchcliffe

Do the opposing mindsets of Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri signify strength or weakness? by Stuard Codling

Is Norris too nice to be a World Champion? 'I can be more of an idiot' by Matt

Fantastic Mr. Fox Director Wes Anderson

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✦ I am your God ✦

Prompt: COTA is COTA, meaning never boring.

Kirkwood!Character x Platonic!Logan Sargeant

   Texas. Austin. COTA. It should have been a good weekend, despite the track’s history with post-race disqualifications and other events. Local businesses were boosted, some fun events and pop ups around the city, and the race. But no, this year’s race was hellish. Somehow, nearly every driver had been affected. And you want to know why? Because some idiotic FIA official didn’t check the water quality before the race, meaning that nearly every driver was sick to some degree. Not only that, it had caused a few crashes, meaning some of them were injured! Only 12 cars finished the race, and all of the drivers were now huddled inside the not-very-large medical center, with team staff and FIA staff, screaming and yelling about one thing or another.

   Enter Dr. Jessica Kirkwood (yes, Kirkwood as in Kyle Kirkwood, her annoying little cousin) or Jess, and her staff, graciously loaned to the FIA for the American Grand Prix. Within the American medical field, Jessica was known for her skill, but more for her unrelenting and terrifying control of her hospital. She was smart, coordinated, organized, and would not let anyone back talk to her. And of course, the only reason nobody had tried to sue her or fire her (or tried and ended up unsuccessful), was because she was simply too good. Jessica’s results spoke for her, and any complaint was ignored, mainly because she never did anything without reason. Her team was not something to scoff at either, a group of hand picked nurses of various ranking and age, all as sharp as Jessica, and encouraged to do whatever needed by their doctor, because she would have their backs. A fiercely loyal group. 

   Now, Jessica was debating throwing a chair. Nearly 40 people were yelling, moaning, and bitching about something, and she could barely hear herself think.

   “Alright, enough!” She grabs her keys, holding the safety whistle up to her lips, and blows as hard as she possibly can. The sharp sound cuts through the cacophony of voices quickly, and every head in the room turns to her.

   “Listen the FUCK up. I have been working non stop for the past eight hours and do not have the energy, patience, nor desire to deal with any bullshit from any of you.”

   “How dare you-,” someone tries to protest, but a pen is quickly thrown their way, spinning through the air with surprising force and speed, and hitting them straight in the face.

   “No, shut the hell up. You will listen or you will leave, and if you leave, you will not enter this tent unless you are actively dying.”

   Nobody responds, and Jessica takes a deep breath.

   “Outside of this tent, you can do whatever you want, but the second you step in here, you are in my house. If you step out of line, I will not hesitate to sedate you, or tie you to a bed. I am your God in here, and you will listen, or so help me, I will make you wish you had never woken up this morning. Are we clear?”

   Silence and wide eyes are all that greet her. Jessica scowls before repeating herself, “I said, are we clear?!”

   “Y- Yes, yes, crystal clear.” George is the first to respond, a chorus of similar comments joining him seconds later. Jessica nods, eyes sliding over the drivers.

   “Good. Now, I am going to assign two of you to one of my nurses, by team, and you will listen to them. If I hear a single peep of protest or see a sliver of resistance, I am putting you out on your ass for the entirety of the paddock and world to see.” 

   Then, her eyes snap to the multitude of team staff and FIA staff, assessing them.

   “Team staff, you are allowed one person to stay with your drivers so they can communicate with the rest of the team. If your principals or bosses have an issue with that, tell them to come to me. And the FIA,” she pauses, eyes narrowing in on the person she had thrown the pen at. “The FIA can stuff it. My job is to keep people alive and functioning. If they have an issue with that, I will turn this over to the national government and UNESCO within seconds.” 

   He opens his mouth to retort, but she just holds a finger up. 

   “Remember, I am God. You listen or I make you regret living.”

   He nods eventually, still disgruntled, but silent. She nods, takes a deep breath, before clapping her hands together a single time. A group of nurses line up behind her, all facing the large group of people before them. Their eyes are sharp, slightly unnerving.

   “I will call out your nurse’s name, and then you will leave with them. They will get you set up, and unless it is extreme, they will be treating you.”

   They nod, and survey the group warily.

   “Red Bull, with Natasha. VCARB, with Jackson. Mercedes, with Miriam. Williams, with Suzanna. McLaren, with Xavier. Steak, with Josephine. Haas, with Caroline. Alpine, with Marley. Ferrari, with Bernard. Aston, with Ethan. Any remaining staff members, teams or FIA, you will be with Jacob and Amber. Now, everyone move!”

   Everyone remaining scrambles away, and Jessica takes a deep breath. One of the local staff hands her a water bottle, and gives her a nod of approval. Amber approaches after.

   “Doctor Kirkwood, one of Red Bull’s staff members is ten weeks pregnant and ingested some of the contaminated water, would you like me to have her transferred to St. David’s?” 

   “I’ll come and check on her first, when we’ll move from there.”

   Jessica follows her, stepping into a room with two beds and four chairs, only three patients, and immediately spots the troubled mother.

   “Dr.Kirkwood , this is Mallory Finch. Ten weeks pregnant, no known medical issues, clean medical history, but she’s been complaining of nausea and minor stomach pain,” Amber introduces them as Jessica gives her a small smile, a little tight, but a smile nonetheless.

   “What have you eaten or drank today besides the contaminated water?” she asks, looking over the woman’s blood pressure and heart rate.

   “Uhm, I had an omelet and some fruit juice for breakfast, a soda and ham sandwich for lunch, and that’s about it,” Mallory stutters, nervously picking at the hem of her shirt. Jessica nods, then turns to Amber.

   “Please contact Dr. Andros at St. David’s and let him know I’m sending her over.” Quickly, she turns back to Mallory. “Alright Mrs. Finch, I’m making the decision to send you to St. David’s North Austin Medical Center. A colleague of mine works there, and he's one of the best in the business. I don’t see anything immediately wrong, I would like to be careful. Considering how early on you are in your pregnancy, it would be best to get a thorough look over.”

   Mallory nods, and Jessica stands up, looking over to the other two patients. One is an FIA staff member, and he’s got a cup of water and a small pill on the table next to him. Theother is a steward, who’s got a small cut on his arm that Jacob is wrapping.

   “I’m going to go check in on everyone else, page me if I’m needed,” she calls, walking out of the room.

   Jessica walks along the hall, peering into each room and checking on everyone. She actually enters the Ferrari and Mercedes rooms, looking over Charles and George, both with minor surface wounds. Nico Hulkenburg of Haas laughs as she gives Kevin Magnussen three stitches on his arm, taking a little too much joy in his little hiss of pain. Jessica doesn’t miss, however, the way the two lean into each other after, sitting side by side on the same bed, messaging their partners and children.

   The last room she enters is Williams. Alex Albon is already gathering his things, ready to leave when she opens the door.

   “Ah! Dr. Kirkwood, sorry for all the mess earlier. I’m all set, heading out now. Would you happen to know where George or Lando might be?” The younger man is chipper, despite the very visible bruising on his arm, and the small bandage on his cheek.

   “Mr. Albon, glad to see you’re all set. I believe Mr. Russell is still in his room, but Mr. Norris has already left. Mercedes is set in the room with the white and blue door.”

   Alex thanks her, giving the other man in the room a wave and walking out, a Williams employee following him, but not before reassuring Logan that she would be back quickly. 

   Said man is sitting on a bed, a half empty cup of water and his phone on the table next to him.

   “Hello, Logan.” The blonde man looks up, eyes wide, and a faint flush on his cheeks.

   “Hi Jess,” he whispers, sheepish and embarrassed. Jessica sighs, but gives him a fond smile, eyes crinkling at the side. 

   “So, what happened?” she asks, giving him a quick once over. Logan reluctantly raises the side of his shirt, revealing a large scratched area, covering part of his ribs and chest.

   “Someone knocked into me and I absolutely ate shit, it destroyed my shirt too,” he confesses, pointedly looking away from her. Kyle would laugh his ass off once he heard about this, but he was more embarrassed that someone he admired so much was seeing him like this.

   Jessica lets out a soft sympathetic hiss, carefully touching around the edges of the large area. The deepest part was not too bad, but it would sting something fierce for a while before the area began to scar up. There was blood, clearish from the ichor leaking from the skin.

   “Suzanna, can you get me some gauze, bandages, saline, and medical tape? I’ll deal with this myself,” Jessica calls out. Suzanna nods, scurrying out of the room to fetch said materials. Logan grips the edge of the bed as Jessica pokes and prods, making sure there was no debris in the wound. Suzanna comes back in, a box in hands with a variety of materials.

   “I’m going to need you to take your shirt off so I can access the entire wound. This is also going to sting a bit.” Logan sighs but nods, lifting his shirt over his head. Jessica gets right to work, cleaning the area thoroughly with saline and gauze. Logan tenses and hisses at the worst of the areas, where the ichor is a light red rather than barely tinted pink, but he doesn’t move, and lets her finish quickly.

   “Kyle is going to laugh his ass off when he finds out about this,” he comments as she takes her gloves off, reaching for a new pair to work on the bandages. Jessica snorts, rolling her eyes.

   “I won’t tell him if you don’t. Then there’s no way for him to find out.” Logan chuckles and nods, letting out a deep breath as she finishes securing the bandage. “I’ll send you off with some more bandages. You need to wash with warm water and antibacterial soap, but do not use direct pressure. If you have saline, that works even better. Make sure it doesn’t dry out too much, that will make any scars worse.”

   “This is why you’re my favorite Kirkwood,” Logan comments, throwing his shirt back on. Jessica laughs, grabbing a bag with extra gauze and bandages.

   “And you’re my favorite Sargeant, no matter what Dalton says. Tell your parents I said hello, and we need to hang out when I’m back in Florida.” 

   “Will do. It was good to see you, Jess.” Logan pulls the older woman into a hug, and she returns it, holding him close. Logan was practically her little brother, having grown up with him and Kyle at her heels.

   “You too, Logie. Now go on, you’re all set.”

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New Message, from “Hazard on Wheels”:

When were you going to tell me you saved Logan’s life after he ate shit at COTA??

A/N. I miss my son, bring him back to me. Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoy! Please check out my Masterlist for any of my other works!

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Hi! I loved your response to the cooking question but I guess my phrasing was off because that was not what I was attempting to ask. I ment like would they show up as customers on any TV show. Like with Hell’s Kitchen would they be at the chefs table and watching the chefs cook. It would be interesting in a random side quest way. Then with Lili appearing in the videos of races. Do some people go out of their way to get her in videos or is it just quick glimpses in the background? Then you mentioned a friend group for Lili and it has got me intrigued. Also in like Florida and Miami in general what kind of groups do they fit in with? Then how does Lili fit in with Max’s friends and family? Cause I remember you saying that Jos needed to have a few conversations with her family to be more accepting of the relationship.

I’ll stop bothering you now. I’m just loving this series and have become a little hyper focused on it.

Oh, Lilli’s parents have absolutely ended up on one of those shows, and there’s definitely a clip of teen Lilli and Lucas somewhere in the background! Lilli’s parents are very big foodies, as well as her maternal grandparents, so it’s not a huge surprise.

So, there are quite a few fans who go out of their way to get pictures or videos of Lilli, but not so much the teams. Of course, when Lilli is being A Mom the teams love to capture it (see: Oscar, Liam, and Fred) so there’s those moments, but in general Lilli likes to stay out of the way.’

And yes, Lilli’s got a wonderful little friend group in Fort Lauderdale/Miami! The original crew consists of her and three others from high school, but it’s expanded to include their partners and some newer friends! The core of the group is Lilli, Weston Cunningham, Maria Van Zandt, and Joshua Micheals. This is who Lilli grew up with, her ride-or-dies and day one’s. Maria is also Logan’s godmother! Their group is a fun one, all children of somewhat prominent families, but all very down-to-earth. Thomas Sargeant fully believes in making sure his children worked for their assets, rather than them being handed everything on a silver platter, and the other parents were in the same mindset! Maria ends up working with Lilli at Meyer Security, though she works in the HR department. Weston is a regional manager for Cartier in Miami, while Joshua is a personal trainer for C & B list celebrities in Texas, though he does spend about ⅓ of his time in Florida.

As for Lilli fitting in with Max’s friends and family, she does take a bit of adjusting. You see, Lilli is used to having a bit of a thicker second skin when it comes to those she interacts with, especially when there’s a hint of romantic interest. That’s mostly due to the fact that a large portion of the men that have approached her are also interested in her grandfather’s company and her inheritance. However, Max’s friends and family have minimal to no interest in Meyer Secretly, so it’s a bit of a reality adjustment for her! But after a bit, she slots right in. They enjoy her sense of humor, and she enjoys the banter, all without the looming acknowledgement of “these are people from powerful/important families, I need to be careful.” It’s very entertaining when she’s in the background during his Redline streams and gets a few one liners in, the boys love it!

She’s especially close with Max’s mother and sister! I’ve mentioned it before, but she relates to Sophie a lot regarding having a son in such a dangerous sport, and they speak often about the pressures and worries. Victoria, on the other hand, talks to Lilli about her experience raising Logan and what it’s like having a kid go through the process of motorsports, since there’s a chance her own sons will go into it. She rarely speaks to Jos outside of group settings, and she makes a point to be courteous, but not let him walk over her or Logan. He learned very quickly that she could deliver some scalding responses disguised as benign remarks.

You’re not bothering me at all, I’m ecstatic that everyone is so invested in the series!!

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✦ The Little Kirkwood Curse ✦

Anyone remember the end of the 2024 season, when it seemed like someone had put a curse on Williams? Well, the Kirkwood siblings remember it well.

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River & Clan✫ @.babykirkwoodcontent • 28 Oct

Everyone saying kyle kirkwood put a curse on williams! EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER!! it was river kirkwood we literally have an old video of her performing some sort of ritual because kyle barged in her room

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siaaa @.sarrgeant • 4 Nov

NO CAUSE WHY DID I FORGET THAT KYLE’S LITTLE SISTER IS A LEGITIMATE PRACTICING WITCH OFC SHE CURSED WILLIAMS 😭😭

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siaaa @.sarrgeant • 4 Nov

Replying to @.sarrgeant

Hold up im finna find the screenshots from that video, it was hilarious

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siaaa @.sarrgeant • 5 Nov

Here’s the screenshot from river kirkwood’s ritual that kyle and colton interrupted a few years ago

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river.wood an early happy birthday to the biggest menace known to mankind, to another year of good energy and success.

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kyle_kirkwood love you too puddle, you and your craziness 🫶   

    ↳ river.wood my crazy is me funneling all the positive energy I can into your car

       ↳ kyle_kirkwood and I thank you for it

logansargeant happy birthday to the man himself, another year of surviving the puddles

    ↳ river.wood i’m going to steal joey from you

       ↳ logansargeant just come visit for a week and you’ll get all the joey time you want

          ↳ river.wood do you think you can handle me and my girls for a week

             ↳ logansargeant I handled you guys in 2019, I can do it again

wtfisakilo river kirkwood mildly terrorizing her brother and in turn the rest of the indycar grid, fork found in kitchen

    ↳ savemelogan need her to come to another race and mess with ferfuckface again

2bluelights why is logan lowkey flirting with river and what happened in 2019

    ↳ montecarsgo i bet it has something to do with kyle and road america that year

       ↳ mal.will many many candles were burnt that year

mal.will happy birthday to our favorite candle supplier and conduit 🫶 may success and joy follow you

    ↳ kyle_kirkwood you guys still worry me but i’ll keep the candles coming

    ↳ coltonherta mallory can you give me a crystal i think kyle brought something into my house

          ↳ mal.will in the mail as we speak

hertwoodftw so mallory basically confirmed that the water girls used logan’s house as a base for their rituals in 2019

    ↳ sunflower.rays correct, logan’s house was a perfect base since it was right next to the beach and had a great view of the moon 🌑🌊 we also cleansed the house afterwards 

       ↳ logansargeant best sleep i ever had in that house

📍 Location - Fort Lauderdale, Florida

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river.wood Girls are back in town, you know what that means!

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logansargeant guess I should stock up on wine and fruit

   ↳ river.wood yes you should 🫶🏻

mal.will Fort Lauderdale is not prepared

   ↳ kyle_kirkwood it never is for you guys

coltonherta don’t get arrested!

   ↳ river.wood glad you have faith in us

ellinfour water girls are back in businesssss!!

malooker MOTHER

   ↳ hertwood *mommy

      ↳ river.wood yk what i’ll take it

oscarpiastri god help florida

   ↳ river.wood quiet, koala boy. I’ll steal your girlfriend 

      ↳ oscarpiastri 🤐🤐

awaythelightsgo fits are fitting 😩

alex_albon logan’s warned me about you guys

   ↳ river.wood mhm, i’m sure

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river.wood The Wheel of Fortune 

Upright - Big changes may be coming, luck and timing changing with you. Upright, the wheel of fortune signifies a path out of the valley. It is an opportunity for you to grow your skills, you should embrace the challenge. Luck and fortune will not evade you forever, there is a larger cycle spinning.

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Reversed - Instability and change go hand in hand. Remeber, constants are not true and everything can change in the blink of an eye. Do not cling to the illusion of control, or you might be crushed by the spinning of the wheel. This is something greater than you.

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Always remember, there is a constant flux, constant movement. What goes up, must come down.

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patitooo …girl just tell us if you’re cursing someone already

   ↳ riverwoodandco please we all know who she’s talking to

mal.will change is inevitable, but do not thing you can control it

   ↳ river.wood simply prepare and learn from the experience

sunflower.rays the wheel spins, and it lands upside down. Do not cling to diminishing power ♥️

   ↳ mal.will do not force the hand of fate, what you bring is what you receive 🩵🧿

patriciooward so does this mean i just need to wait it out

   ↳ river.wood your time is coming patito, nothing lasts forever!

   ↳ sunflower.rays you’ve put nothing but good energy and hard work into the world, you will receive it ten-fold, trust

      ↳ patriciooward i’ll trust you guys, you know more than me!

logansargeant world’s always changing, right?

   ↳ river.wood always lo, always

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river.wood what you put out is what you receive, karma exists as a cycle

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albonoooo girl who pissed you off 😭

   ↳ loscarting babe we ALL know who pissed her off, that’s her boy!

      ↳ 2bluelights RIP whooville, the wheel of fate has decided to crush you

logansargeant you guys keep tracking water and sand into the house

   ↳ river.wood i’ll clean it up after we finish with tonight 🤍🌕

      ↳ logansargeant i’ll hold you to that

kyle_kirkwood I take it the white and grey candles were a good choice?

   ↳ sunflower.rays yes, thank you very much kyle 🫶

f1kids rip williams you fucked with the wrong people

maxielmaxing prayers for williams mechanics

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River & Clan✫ @.babykirkwoodcontent • 13 Nov

River Kirkwood and her girls have taken residence in Logan’s Fort Lauderdale beach house again, and reportedly a large shipment of candles and other… supplies… have made their way into the residence. It seems like Logan is aware of what’s happening, but I think he’s just letting them do their thing

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River & Clan✫ @.babykirkwoodcontent • 13 Nov

Replying to @.babykirkwoodcontent

Also, there’s a full moon tonight, and there’s been notes of a bonfire preparation on a Florida beach for the past few days! Looks like River and her girls are pulling from the water and the moon tonight

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Val! @.miraclebull • 21 Nov

HELP A GROUP OF BIRDS JUST DIVEBOMBED JAMES VOWLES AND THEN HE TRIPPED GOING INTO THE WILLIAMS MOTORHOME 😭

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Spencer’s in LV! @.glitteronthefloor • 21 Nov

just saw someone walk by with a hand made River & Clan Water Girls hoodie, somewhere James Vowels felt a shiver go down his spine

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El @.ellasdos • 22 Nov

who cursed williams and why was it river kirkwood

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Rosa🌹@.sargeantlogan • 22 Nov

…williams is doing too good rn for all that river did, something’s about to happen

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Rosa🌹@.sargeantlogan • 22 Nov

Replying to @.sargeantlogan

everyone yelling at me have clearly not seen river’s insta, she historically has had a big influence on her people, even if it’s just a placebo effect. SHE IS LITERALLY BOUT TO FUCK SOME SHIT UP

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Lucile✫ @.2bluelights • 23 Nov

ROSA WAS RIGHT ALL YALL CAN SHUT UP

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Dani is going to AD! @.53wheels • 1 Dec

RIVER KIRKWOOD MY QUEEN YOU DID NOT PULL ANY PUNCHES😭

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V @.vvettel • 15 Dec

WHY DID I JUST SEE LOGAN SARGEANT, KYLE KIRKWOOD, AND WHO I THINK WERE RIVER & CLAN JUST EXIT A PLANE IN MELBOURNE'S AIRPORT??

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logansargeant good people, good energy, that’s home

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river.wood home is where water and energy feel pure 🌊🤍

   ↳ logansargeant 🌊🤍🩵

savemelogan I just know that bonfire food ate

   ↳ 2bluelights totally jealous fr

kyle_kirkwood how much sand is in the house

   ↳ logansargeant so much, so so much

      ↳ river.wood we’re building a sandcastle in the living room 

mal.will thank you for getting the wine logie 🫶🏻

   ↳ logansargeant trust me I drank just as much as you guys

oscarpiastri eventful night, huh?

   ↳ logansargeant you ended up in a bathtub

   ↳ river.wood it’s never a boring party when you’ve got logan

      ↳ logansargeant don’t know if that’s a compliment or an insult 

nicolepiastri you’re always welcome here, logan❤️

   ↳ river.wood nicole can I stay forever 

      ↳ nicolepiastri absolutely river, you’re also always welcome

sunflower.rays australia you are a wonder of energy 💛

OPATEONE THEY SPENT CHRISTMAS IN AUSTRALIA AFTER THE SEASON WAS DONE😭😭😭

   ↳ usertsunoda THATS MY FAMILY RIGHT THERE

hattiepiastri logan i’m stealing river 

   ↳ logansargeant sorry hattie but I can’t let you do that, she’s my emotional support witch

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logansargeant in case it wasn’t clear, I love my witch girlfriend 

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hunter2 as if it wasn’t obvious 

kyle_kirkwood brother in more than one way

   ↳ logansargeant had to make it official 

mal.will the only blonde florida man I can stand

   ↳ logansargeant am I a joke to you?

      ↳ mal.will yes, actually

river.wood i love my race car driver boyfriend 🤍🩵

   ↳ logansargeant 🤍🩵

patriciooward FINALLY!

   ↳ coltonherta as if it wasn’t an open secret

      ↳ patriciooward people are blind colton

albonoooo why am I just now realizing that they’re dating

sunflower.rays such a good couple, such pristine energy 🫶🏻🤍

   ↳ logiebears sunny the ever supportive friend

oscarpiastri made for each other, you two are

   ↳ river.wood 🤍

   ↳ logansargeant 🤍🤝🏼

alex_albon such a weird but perfect match (river can I employ your services for next year)

   ↳ river.wood his soul was made for mine and vice versa (yes, we’ll visit before the new season)

A/N. 2nd SMAU done! this one’s a bit longer, learning the ropes! anyway, credits to comets for helping me work this out, as well as everyone who I've talked to about the Kirkwood Curse, it was very fun! Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoy! Please check out my Masterlist for any of my other works!

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so, if the SMAU does not come out at 10:30 AM EST, it’s because I’m on a plane!! If it does, yay! If not, I will post when I land 🫶🏻

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