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Brucie took me to a candle lit dinner for Valentine's.

He just forgot to mention that all of his kids and their partners thought they'd have the dining room to themselves on Valentine's evening 🤣

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Is it considered narcissism if Bruce dates himself from another dimension?

I mean... Erm... Lovely weather we're having today, no?

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BRUCE?! You're dating yourself?! What a crazy thing to do...

Jimmy just walked up to me and suggested the wackiest theory I've ever heard!

"What if Superman is, in fact, Bruce Wayne?" He said. Can you believe that?!

Well... Superman does have superspeed to go to Gotham and back... That could explain why Brucie always disappears whenever there's a major disaster... Both have dark hair and blue eyes....

Could it be? @brucie-wayne-official 😳

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I mean so is vigilantism but you still love batman and superman so who are you to judge

😦☝️

🤐✊

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Wha... Henry?

You got me confused, sir, I'm Clark Kent? I don't know those people 😅 they must be close friends of yours I suppose.

*moonwalks into Clark's askbox to Pharrel William's "Happy" before dropping into the splits and straightening back up* Oh hi there, Clark! The name's Wade. Everyone calls me deadpool though! Don't have a news story for you, unless you count the fact that Wolverine and I saved everyone's timelines by listening to Madonna while holding hands! Man, that's very ~super~ of us, right? *wink*

@dancepoool

I.... What? Do you have a pet wolverine?! I'm pretty sure that's illegal in most US states, sir Pool.

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*moonwalks into Clark's askbox to Pharrel William's "Happy" before dropping into the splits and straightening back up* Oh hi there, Clark! The name's Wade. Everyone calls me deadpool though! Don't have a news story for you, unless you count the fact that Wolverine and I saved everyone's timelines by listening to Madonna while holding hands! Man, that's very ~super~ of us, right? *wink*

@dancepoool

I.... What? Do you have a pet wolverine?! I'm pretty sure that's illegal in most US states, sir Pool.

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hey there! we know you mean well, but many writing blogs would appreciate it if the ic community would stop clogging tags as its become difficult for us to find one another

(( oh no problem! I'll do my best to keep the tags rp and ic related ))

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TimKon back together, let's gooooooooo 🎉🎉🎉

Never doubted them 😁

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😮‍💨 okay I don’t need to move in permanently with ma and pa anymore, me and Tim got back together 🫶

— @cemetery-clone

Oh! That's great! So.... Tell him to not mind the angry words burnt to his room's wall! It was... It was a cooking accident!

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I’m about to explode.

Should I call Superman??

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You are babygirl coded *gives you a apron written "best male wife from Smallville"*

Oh! Thank you! How sweet!

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Are you a girl boss or a male wife?

I'm.... Oh, internet lingo. Got it.

I think I give more male wife vibes, you know?

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Why is your fam licking kryptonite? I asked one of them why and they sayed "I'm buit diferent"

.....Please just ignore them. 😅

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wouldn’t it be the same for Tim and Kon? who are dating?

Uhm... Maybe? I've never really thought about that.... I'll ask Brucie what he thinks about it.

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I thought his middle name was Thomas??!

Thomas? He told me it was Alan--?

@brucie-wayne-official is your name even Bruce at this point? 🧐