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New PFP!

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Dame Archer kicks McDougal’s Scots ass there in the rain at the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire - August 11, 2018 - Photo by Douglas Herring

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When censoring information out of pictures, do NOT use the marker tool. Block it out with a full filled in square, or use a mosiac filter. Marker tools are not fully opaque and are slightly off from black, which makes it possible to alter the levels and reveal the information underneath.

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Ralsangst

also trying out a new shading style, thoughts?

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Holy cow, thanks guys!

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I have an awful taste of humour lol.

[Edit I found out about a Mike Hock joke only today, so now the joke is different]

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Yeah, something terrible!

Chat rate my singing *sharp inhale*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Fr, I am so fucking tired of this. the state of my genitals is none of your business you heathen, now begone

Me: yeah I’m actually asexual-

Too many people: Yeah but do you JERK OFF? Do you watch PORN? Do you get your ROCKS off? Do you STROKE YOUR SHIT? Does your DICK get HARD? have you ever FUCKED? Do you get HORNY? have you ever CUM? I think if you JERKED OFF and CAME you’d realize that asexuality isn’t real, ever think of that?

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New [tumblr] users: there is something very important for you to know.

There is a secret callsign for [tumblr] users.

If you spot a wild [tumblr] human in the wild, you must tell them this phrase:

"I like your shoelaces."

The appropriate reverse-call, if you hear this phrase, goes thusly:

"Thanks! I stole them from the president."

I'm paying literal actual money for you to see this, so don't let it be in vain. Use this phrase everywhere.

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Sunder transformers custom!

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YOU MONSTER!

Dragon egg !!

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Thought it might be nice to kick off pride month with some Trans-formers! Behold: my custom Lug and Anode!

Conversion kit here (yeah I'm chargin for this one lol, it took over 14 hours)

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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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Oh nice design, sick as hell.

*quietly bookmarks for july*

Welp. My artfight knight is taking over my noggin.

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I’m bored so here’s a blueberry pie recipe:

Half a gallon ziplock of blueberries

Half a jar of blackberry jelly

Three tablespoons strawberry jelly

Half a cup of marshmallow fluff

1 teaspoon cinnamon

Half a lemon of juice

One tablespoon butter

One tablespoon vanilla extract

1-2 teaspoon of ginger (optional)

4 tablespoons honey (optional)

1/4 teaspoon powdered lavender (optional) make sure it’s the edible kind guys please don’t eat smell goods

Lightly cook the filling and then set it to the side

Crust:

One box nilla wafers powdered

Add preferred gingerbread seasoning (optional)

Flour

Butter

Mix until it looks like gravel

Add ice water in increments until it reaches proper pie crust consistency

Put it in the pan and then add the filling and finish baking everything together at 325 Fahrenheit

Makes two pies, this is my own recipe, yes I have made it many times

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Prev substitutes mayo instead of butter when cooking/baking

@krilltastrophe @postbinarymusings @aychce @frostgnawdraws

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster