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I haven’t seen the HTTYD remake yet but it’s hilarious to me how John Powell wasn’t allowed to use the same track names so he just decided to be a troll.

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Christ dying for our sins would be more impressive if he didn't require an explicit opt-in from the end user, instead leaving the default at "Go to hell". Like he is God, and yet he seemingly can't create good UX.

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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

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you have to stay alive. you're going to be such a beautiful middle aged freak. young freaks will see you in the street and know that things can be okay.

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It's kind of incredible just how much the Country House Murder Mystery genre is, at its roots, a reaction to WWI and the social change that sprang from it.

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Conservative christians always say things like:

'The bible is clear! "Thou shalt not gay." Says so right there in Thirsty Corinthians 69'

and

'Song of songs is such a beautiful metaphor for Gods relationship to his people', while song of songs is like

"Your b00bs are so fucking hot 😛😭. I want to climb your tree😉"

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There’s always something on Reddit

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The year is 2056. The 30th doctor is David Tennant. He took over from David Tennant. His companion is played by David Tennant. The villain is David Tennant as David Tennant. The showrunner is David Tennant. You hear a knock on the door. It's David Tennant. He gives you a pocket watch. You open it and remember who you are. You were David Tennant all along.

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Barnes and Nobles is gonna start serving food and alcohol.

Everybody’s cracking jokes about how it’s a desperate attempt to stay relevant in the age of Amazon.

But you know what? Props to them. This is exactly what Blockbuster didn’t do. At no point was Blockbuster like “Hey, movie rentals aren’t the lucrative enterprise they once were. Perhaps it’s time we become known for our cheesy garlic bread.”

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Whoever made this needs to print shirts!

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knives out 4 should be set in a papal conclave and every time they elect a new pope he keeps getting murdered. black smoke white smoke black smoke white smoke the crowd goes huh?? they have to make benoit blanc a cardinal to get him inside the room and he insists on bringing his husband, because they were on vacation in rome when this all started and phillip wanted to see the sistine chapel but it got closed for conclave. to use himself as bait benoit has to get elected pope. except then he catches the murderer before he can get murdered and now he's stuck as pope. gay married pope, oops! is this anything

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ANTISEMITISM PSA!

Voltaire never said this! It was first said by an American neo-Nazi in 1993, and is explicitly about Jews and how you're "not allowed" to question the Holocaust.

I understand a lot of people don't know this. I don't think you're a Nazi just because you quote it, because Nazis LOVE to misattribute it to Voltaire and spread it around.

If you post this quote in discussions about Israel, you're 100% being antisemitic, because you're buying into "Jews are wealthy through illicit means and run the world behind the scenes" conspiracy theories from the FUCKING MIDDLE AGES. And also has that spicy hint of Holocaust denial still clinging to it.

You're allowed to criticize Israel. Please do. Please do it without literally quoting Nazis.

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There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

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Imagine being JD Vance. Imagine converting to a denomination just to have the leaders of that denomination dislike you specifically.

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what if the new pope is problematic :/