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poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

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I really don’t think Eurylochus thought the whole bag thing through

Worst case scenario it’s a horrible storm that will kill you all, best case scenario it is treasure and you’ve just robbed the King of Ithaca, mentee of Athena, legend of strategy in a captive environment, murder mystery-esque, whodunit style

Rip Eurylochus, critical thinking was clearly just a little too much for you 💔

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there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

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🫶🫶

Im glad I coexist on tumblr at the same time as you, dude

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Ok actually I need to rant. Today I have seen at least five people say that it’s ok to support Epic! Calypso bc “she doesn’t explicitly sa Odysseus.”. Not only is that weird because she does in the actual odyssey, which Epic is about, but it’s also wrong. Yes it’s never straight up said “she assaulted him” in Epic but it’s heavily implied.

It’s actually really weird that you all see this and defend her. There is no defending her. Her story is sad, yes, but that does not excuse assault???

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CAESAR IS STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED

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cronos moment

girl unhinge ur jaw

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prometheus POV

2007 eBird gem

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"comrade in arms" yeah i bet he was in your arms. every night. fruit

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TEXAS HOLD ‘EM by Beyonce!

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

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“free my boy he did all of it” actually applies to quite a few characters in epic now that i think about it

Just heard Wouldn't You Like from Epic the Musical and i must ask, what the fuck Hermes?

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2 of my favorite shows!

I had to do a quick art on this

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see this is the correct opinion

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i fucking love nanami

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