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౨ৎ Max headcanons pt: 2 (angst edition)

⚠️ warning: mentions of child abuse, neglect, and manipulation

- only has the talent for football and doesn’t have the passion ( + pretends to have passion)

- developed a god complex for attention because his dad didn’t really pay much attention to him

- developed an ED at the age of 12 ( + was forced to eat everything on his plate)

- drowned in a pool as a child once. He called for help but no one came until later

- didn’t sleep for a week straight when he was younger because his parents forced him to watch a horror movie ‘as a family’

- would pray almost everyday that Superman would come and take him away

- anytime he tried to call out his father’s mean behavior, his father would tell him that he was just giving him fatherly love and that it wasn’t that bad

- anytime he sees his ‘favorite’ nerdy prudes (Pete, Richie, and Ruth) he would stare at them from afar, envious, jealous.

- degrades himself to hype himself up (it ain’t healthy)

- the words ‘men don’t show emotion.’ stuck with him.

- curiosity got the best of him at the age of 10 and tried some of his dad’s beer but got caught and was forced to drink the rest

- was a mama’s boy but she showed signs of not caring for Max anymore when he grew out of his baby/toddler phase

- his favorite/comfort food is soup with a side of potato chips because it’s what he would make when home alone

- got into a fight in elementary but sort of lost and that caused his dad to call him weak

- his mom and dad only made him to have a baby and that’s it.

- his mom left after cheating on his dad with some guy in Clivesdale and that made his dad worse

- would get into physical fights with his dad

- has a ton of things wrong with him but he doesn’t know that ( + repressed a lot of things)

- watched football to cope with everything going on ( + also watched Coraline)

- everything is a facade.

- don’t believe him.

- he’s weak.

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This blog is currently on pause

Sorry to that one anon that sent me a request.

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angst headcanons for Max?

Yay or nay?

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NIBBLY

You should draw nibbly for your fanart thing! He’s great and pink and has pigtails, what more could you want? Either the canon design or my design for him since you said fan stuff was allowed <3

Here you are kind soul! One Nibbly, hungry and ready! <3 I just gotta choose one more! It will most likely be a girl character cause I realized I drew all guys… whoops

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౨ৎ Sleepy

Warning⚠️: short and suggestiveness ig :p

Paul was tired.

He didn’t get much sleep last night due to the sound of noisy construction sounds outside of his apartment building and the noises of the jackhammer getting ingrained into his mind, he tried to ignore the sound by listening to white noises on full blast but that didn’t work for a while and he only got 3 1/2 hours of sleep and that messed with his mood. He was more quiet and often tuned out any type of talking noise because all he could hear was the faint sound of the fucking jackhammer.

Now he was in his small suffocating cubicle, his fingers pressing down multiple keys to make out words on the digital program he was working on and just wanted his day at his job to be over with. He tries to stay away and tried to keep his hands on the keyboard but his arms slowly became more and more limp as he blinks slowly, falling in and out of consciousness as he does so, he let out a yawn and stared at the computer screen which was getting a bit blurry due to his vision not focusing on the screen completely.

Before he knows it, his eyes are closed and he slips into his dream subconscious..

He was in some unrecognizable room and was sitting down, he didn’t move but his arms slowly scanned the wall in front of him since it was the only thing he could look at for the moment. He soon feels hands slip onto his waist, familiar hands that stay on his waist as a pair of lips land on his shoulder and place small kisses, he inhales sharply at the unexpected contact but doesn’t move and could barely exhale a breath he was holding. The hands start to move up from his stomach, one hand staying there, and one hand on his chest as the lips start kissing his neck.

Paul could feel blood rushing to his cheeks, making him blush as the soft pair of lips start kissing near his pulse. His breath slowly quickens as the hand, that was on his stomach goes down to the belt, the tip of the fingers moving under his belt and the lips start kissing behind Paul’s ear but stood and whispers-

“wake up..”

Paul was confused before opening his eyes and coming to, he feels a bit more awake due to the adrenaline from that short dream and shakes his head before quickly going back to work.

‘I miss [REDACTED]..’ he thinks as his erection strains against his pants

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NIPPLE

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of course we know tinky smells rancid but have you considered-

blinky smells overwhelmingly of chemicals, like spray paint and sharpies

nibbly smells sickeningly sweet, like rotting meat

pokey smells acidic and a bit like burning plastic

wiggly is a mix of pine, nutmeg, and burning hair

and then i think webby would be like. vanilla and honey

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౨ৎ L.I.B oldest to youngest headcanons and who their favorite brother is (+webby)

Oldest - Tinky

2nd oldest - Webby

3rd oldest - Wiggly

Middle child - Blinky

2nd youngest - Pokey

Youngest - Nibbly

Tinky’s favorite brother(s) -

Nibbly and Blinky!

One is just as hyperactive as he is and one can help him keep track of his toys

Nibbly and Tinky were basically one soul split in two which technically makes them twins but not really

Least favorite is Webby (n a bit of Wiggly)

Webby’s favorite brother(s)

Believe it or not, Wiggly used to be her favorite brother and they used to be attached from the hip

Wiggly and Webby were sort of each other’s favorites but things changed.

Wiggly’s favorite brother(s)

Blinky and Pokey.

One has many eyes and can watch on what humanity might be doing and one can put on an entertaining show on with his puppets!

Wiggly can be easily entertained at times and his favorite brother he can go to for that is Pokey

Blinky and Wiggly are gossip buddies

Least favorite is Webby (and a bit of Tinky)

Blinky’s favorite brother(s)

Pokey. Full stop.

Pokey and Blinky love entertaining stuff and are basically personifications of entertainment and seeing!

Pokey often puts on shows and Blinky is always his biggest fan

Least favorite is Webby (and a bit of Wiggly)

Pokey’s favorite brother(s)

Wiggly and Blinky for sure!

Pokey loves seeing Wiggly all power-hungry and wrathful over humans and finds it entertaining and he loves teaming up with Blinky to torment humans

Does do art as a hobby and often draw Wiggly and Blinky

Least favorite is Tinky and Webby

Nibbly’s favorite brother(s)

Nibbly has no favorite and has a neutral relationship with all of his brothers but will pick Tinky if he could officially answer

Calls Tinky his hyperactive twin and they love messing with humans together

Has Charlotte as a human pet and him and Tinky play with Charlotte and Ted like they’re dolls

Least favorite is Blinky (n a little bit of Webby. Surprise surprise, Nibbly doesn’t have a full on emotion for Webby)

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*Dies*

Him in all his glory.

reminder that this is FANMADE and its not actually part of the tarot deck. anyways heres with the meaning and enjoy

(there might be some grammar issues)

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౨ৎ Mornings with Paul

Warning ⚠️ : short :p

- Paul is the type of person to have one of those really loud alarms that’ll immediately jolt you awake and out of your sleep and genuinely annoy you if you try to ignore it

- Paul is not much of a morning person (just like many) and hates it when he was to wake up.

- Paul would try to savor every second before having to get up and ready

“Paul, get up your alarm is blaring..” you mumbled as Paul just tightened his arms around you and buried his face in the crook of your neck “I don’t wanna..” he muttered, annoyed by the sound of his phone blaring to wake him up

- a bit grumpy and clingy in the morning

- will groan in annoyance if you get up and turn the alarm off and force him out of bed

- has morning breath

- has leg pains in the morning and is limping for most of the morning

- all sluggish and tired for a few minutes until washing his face with cold water

- you’re usually the one making breakfast because before you and Paul got together, he would just live on cereal and coffee

“You know you don’t have to make breakfast for me, I can make some myself” Paul says as he walks into the kitchen while fixing his tie, you turn to look at him with a raised eyebrow “Really? Paul, you forget to eat and continue doing it until you feel nauseous for not eating.”

- you and Paul ngl:

- you don’t really make coffee for him because you know he likes getting it or making it himself

- if you also go to work: you both leave at sort of the same time and give each other kisses before separating and going to you jobs

- if you don’t go to work: lucky you! You make him lunch so he doesn’t have to starve and give him a kiss on the cheek once he leaves

- Paul has never thought he’d live with his own lover but once you moved in together, he has loved it ever since

- overall: 7.8/10 morning together

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Well that’s sad

And pathetic

funnies aside about the catboy episode im starting to see a pattern

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He would probably make asmr ramble videos ngl

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Yes

mcdoon is the ancestor of the spankoffskis and something with his bandit king shenanigans caused tinky to be obsessed with the family. also ted always brags about having a cowboy bandit ancestor and tries (and fails) to pick up chicks with it.

its true ted told me

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He must be

ok but man in a hurry is definitely a victim of the bastards box right?? cursed by tinky to be forever in a hurry but never knowing where he’s going?? we’re all agreed on this right??

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Corey's Hatchetfield characters becoming progressively more corrupt.

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frank pricely for the doodle request thing

Here you go! Our favourite capitalist... Thank you sm for the request! I hope you like it!