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YES THANK YOU

you're weird if you want racist characters to be redeemed idk what to tell you

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incels trolling the marvels and trying to be objective with “the plot is bad”, DUDE, you’re watching marvel movies where captain america tried to choke a robot and iron man tried to fix ai apocalypse with another ai and hulk can only turn green when hes man paining and thor caused war just because his own stupidity and old man hawkeye can’t deal with grief so turn into a killer for hire

BUT YOU ARE TELLING ME WOMEN SAVING THE UNIVERSE IS BAD?????????

your misogyny is fucking showing

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ok so

just imagine Halloween and kids decided to dress up like their heroes this year.

but when they went to Steve's house on party they were wearing just normal clothes. Mostly pastel.

when Steve asked them why Dustin says

"we dressed up like our hero. we're you"

even Mike (and of course Robin and Eddie to)

im thinking about this like for weeks 😭

(im sorry English isn't my first language, or second, or third tbh)

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tagged by @waiting-to-be-lost-at-sea

LOCKSCREEN

LAST SONG

LAST PHOTO I SAVED

LAST PHOTO I TOOK

yes I'm obsessed 👺

I'm tagging @chloesimaginationthings @aeshsar @

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Thiam and incorrect quotes generator

Theo: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Liam: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Theo: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Liam: Is it working?

***

Theo: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.

Liam: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?

Theo, already taking off their clothes: God, Liam, you’re so fucking stupid.

(this is literally canon help😭)

***

Theo: I think we should kiss.

Liam: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want.

(i take it back. THIS is canon. literally them in season 6)

***

Liam: Are you trying to seduce me?

Theo: Why, are you seducible?

***

Liam: You have to apologize to them Theo.

Theo: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!

***

Theo: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Liam: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Theo: ...

Theo: You mean ring bearER, right?

Liam: ...

Theo: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

***

Liam: I have feelings for you.

Theo: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

***

Theo: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Liam: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

***

Theo: You look good in that hoodie.

Liam: You know where else I'd look good?

Theo, zero hesitation: My bed.

Liam, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

***

Theo: As top in this relationship, I think we should-

Liam: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

Im dying right now. why is this so fucking accurate

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Fruity four and incorrect quote generator. why this is so accurate 😭

Eddie: What’s your body count?

Robin: Do you mean sex or murder?

***

Eddie: look Steve, I'm not slut shaming you but...

Eddie: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.

***

Robin: Nancy, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Nancy, naked in Robin's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Robin, already taking off hers clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

***

Steve: sapnu puaS.

Eddie: What??

Nancy: What language is that.

Steve: Turn your phone 180 degrees.

Steve was removed from the groupchat

***

Eddie: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

***

Robin: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Steve: Well Eddie and I-

Eddie: *elbows Steve*

Steve: ...wouldn't know.

***

Robin: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Nancy: Like its slips on and off really easily.

Robin:

Nancy: No, I didn't mean it like that-

Steve: We know what you meant.

***

Eddie: We need a diversion. I say Steve gets naked.

Nancy: No.

Eddie: I could get naked.

Everyone: NO!!!

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Eddie: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.

Steve: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!

later

Eddie: They're probably just staring at my ass, aren't they.

Nancy: Yeah, probably.

***

Robin, looking through hers clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Eddie: Nancy's in the kitchen.

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we love slutty king

Crowley is like…platonically fucking everyone and idk how he does it I mean-

He’s somehow managing to hookup with all of them without ever having to actually hook up with them. Am I making sense???

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im so fucking poor😭 help

käärijä european fandom rn

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People in the tag will start their posts with 'no offense to loreen but' no actually full offense to her because she's a previous winner who knows very well what the eurovision experience and especially a win means to a first time contestant and yet she chose/agreed to compete again, follow the exact same strategy as last time and knowingly take the chance to experience that from the other contestants

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OMG i need a fic please 🥺 #steddie

“my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like ‘hey i have a 17 year old in the back of my cop car rn’ ”

steve answering the phone: hopper? everything ok? i thought you were working rn

hopper: yeah yeah, all is good but listen

hopper: i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my car rn and he’s your type

steve: …what???

hopper: yeah I showed him you picture and he thinks your cute, i also gave him your number

steve: DAD STOP GIVING MY NUMBER TO RANDOM GUYS

eddie, in the back: this is the weirdest and greatest thing to ever happen to me

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Isaac: what do bees make?

Scott: honey?

Isaac: yes, babe?

Scott: *blushing*

Liam:

Liam: Theo, what do bees make?

Theo: some annoying fucking sound, what do you want?

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Pt. V

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Pt. IV

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My beautiful son🥰

Pt. III

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number five meets nico di angelo???

this is sOoo random but i wanna know what would happen if number five meets nico di angelo since they have plenty of things in common

they’d be like “so HOW OLD are you???”

nico: “what, you’re like, 13,”

five: “boy, i’m 58 years old. besides, you’re like 14, so shut the fuck up.”

nico: “??? i’m fucking 84 years old please DO NOT talk to your elder like that.”

then they discover that they have a thing in common: both can travel to anywhere they like in a blink of an eye

five: “shadow travel?? i have no idea how does that work but the shit looks dope.”

nico: “dope?? DOPE?? my ass. it’s SO tiring and not as cool as you, though. you can time travel to the future.”

five: “yeah, but foreseen the future is shit.”

father issues

five: “i went missing for 17 years and my father hung a picture of me. i think that’s cute but however, he’s still a jerk.”

nico: “my father… oh. he prepared a place for me in his palace in underworld in case i didn’t make it out alive in the war. that’s sweet, but did he just expect me to die??”

another thing that they have in common: they worked for the wrong people?? idk, kind of

five: “so i worked for this lady named the handler. she sucks.”

nico: “oh worm?? i worked for king minos. he’s an ass, by the way.”

and talking some random things

five: “i was all alone in the future. i have no one. luckily dolores was there. well- she’s a mannequin, and i love her.”

nico:

nico: “im gay.”

additional:

klaus: “OH LOOK!! our little munchkin pumpkin gremlin number five is making friends!!!”

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Pt. II

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😌♥️