#ronance incorrect quotes

[sspiderj]

Dustin: quick, the floor is lava! 

Nancy: *helps Robin get onto the counter* 

Eddie: *kicks Steve off the couch*

Dustin: as you can see here, there are two types of couples

[stevesbipanic]

Eddie: Why are your tongues purple?

Robin: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Nancy: I had a red one.

Eddie: oh.

Eddie:

Eddie: OH.

Steve:

Steve: You drank eachothers slushies?

[marvins-linguinie]

eddie: we're part of the 'in love with people who are most definitely straight' club!

robin: yes we are, eddie, yes we are.

steve: we've talked about this guys, im bi-

robin: by yourself! it's okay, steve-o. we're all single.

nancy: no, but we're bi-

eddie: by yourself. we know guys, it's okay.

robin: of course, we'd let you join our club...

eddie: but, it doesn't really apply to you.

steve: that's why we made our own club.

nancy: it's called the 'in love with people who are the farthest thing from straight' club.

robin: that really has a ring to it, doesn't it, eddie?

eddie: it does!

steve & nancy: *facepalm*

[sp1derdads]

Steve: [removes Eddie from his lap to do work]

Eddie: husband is... evil? husband is unyielding? husband hates me? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going into hiding again. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[infinite-orangepeel]

[robindium]

Robin/Eddie: This bloodline ends with me

Nancy/Steve: That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay"

[dancinginthesapphicmoonlight]

Robin: Nancy and I are having a baby.

Max: That's gre-

Nancy, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

[dumblador]

Fruity four and incorrect quote generator. why this is so accurate 😭

Eddie: What’s your body count?

Robin: Do you mean sex or murder?

***

Eddie: look Steve, I'm not slut shaming you but...

Eddie: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.

***

Robin: Nancy, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Nancy, naked in Robin's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Robin, already taking off hers clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

***

Steve: sapnu puaS.

Eddie: What??

Nancy: What language is that.

Steve: Turn your phone 180 degrees.

Steve was removed from the groupchat

***

Eddie: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

***

Robin: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Steve: Well Eddie and I-

Eddie: *elbows Steve*

Steve: ...wouldn't know.

***

Robin: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Nancy: Like its slips on and off really easily.

Robin:

Nancy: No, I didn't mean it like that-

Steve: We know what you meant.

***

Eddie: We need a diversion. I say Steve gets naked.

Nancy: No.

Eddie: I could get naked.

Everyone: NO!!!

***

Eddie: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.

Steve: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!

later

Eddie: They're probably just staring at my ass, aren't they.

Nancy: Yeah, probably.

***

Robin, looking through hers clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Eddie: Nancy's in the kitchen.

[heartthingsstuff]

Robin : You look good in that hoodie.

Nancy : You know where else I'd look good?

Robin , zero hesitation: My bed.

Nancy , at the same time: By you're side- wait, what?

[jus-let-me-read]

Ronance texts

But none of the texts actually feature both Robin and Nancy in one picture

[nr-yb-wm-hm]

Steve: Why are you wearing a blanket?

Robin: I...I don’t have anything to wear. 

Steve: *opens closet* You have shirts, pants, jackets, hey Nance, socks, shoes...

[navnae]

Robin: what’s the opposite of dominant?

Nancy: recessive

Eddie: submissive

Steve: *face palms* oh god

[80shorrorstory]

Nancy: what are you, 5?

Robin: 5ft taller than you

Nancy:

Robin:

Robin: please don't hurt me

[marvins-linguinie]

robin: i want to be a cat.

steve: what?

robin: i want to sit in windowsills and sleep in the sunlight and not have to work

eddie: don't forget the endless amount of food.

nancy: you would think of that, eddie.

eddie: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

steve: okay, guys, let's just-

robin: and have little sweaters that i wear in the winter. like penelope's sweaters (robin and nancy's cat)

nancy: it doesn't mean anything.

eddie: OH, WELL IT DOES

steve: guys-

robin: not have to worry about missing assignments in school

nancy: eddie, calm down-

eddie: I WON'T BE YOUR MAN OF HONOR AT YOUR WEDDING

nancy: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

eddie: NO.

robin: and just lay there. no thoughts. no worries.

steve: ohmygod

nancy: I WON'T BE THE BEST WOMAN AT YOURS

eddie: *GASP* YOU TAKE THAT BACK

nancy: MAKE ME

robin: and i could sleep anywhere i wanted

steve: i hate all of you.

nancy: APOLOGIZE

eddie: YOU APOLOGIZE FIRST

robin: cats are so interesting

steve: why am i here

nancy: EDWARD MUNSON.

eddie: StOoOp. YOU KNOW I HATE WHEN YOU CALL ME THAT

nancy: ill stop when you apologize

eddie: fine. sorry.

nancy: thank you, edward.

eddie: YOU PROMISED

robin: they're just so happy. and they can claw people. i wanna do that to steve.

steve: what did i do?

robin: cats are so cool

[sp1derdads]

Steve: is there a word that’s a mix of angry and sad?

Nancy: malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Eddie & Robin: smad.

[superhizzie]

robin: i'm a lesbian.

nancy: oh. okay. cool.

*later on*

nancy, bi panicking: and she said she's a LESBIAN!?

steve: yup.

nancy: and you KNEW?!

steve: mhm.