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Hurt/Comfort writing prompts

"You're not a burden."

"Would you like me to stay with you for a little longer?"

"It's okay to not feel okay."

"You must have been in so much pain."

"I will always be here for you."

"You don't have to do this if you don't want to."

"I'm so glad you're safe!"

"It's okay, nobody is around. You can let it out now."

"You're the strongest person I know."

"You need to take a break."

"They're never going to hurt you ever again."

"I forgive you."

"I'm not going to sit here and let this happen to you!"

"Let's go get you cleaned up."

"Do you need me to bring you your (comfort object)?"

"It's okay, it's just me!"

"I'm proud of you."

"We're nearly there, just a little longer."

"You can lean on me if it makes you more comfortable."

"You should be upset, you're the victim here!"

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Finishing a bucket list

Corsage

Last minute confessions

Justice

“Have a drink, relax”

A stuck record

Reflection

“Says the guy that spends all their time harassing people on the internet”

An underwhelming sequel

Hitting a milestone

A tribute to Mother Earth

Suits

“One last toast”

Refusing to say goodbye

“Good news, I haven’t thought about her all day! Oh wait . . .”

Learning new slang

Perspective

Over stimulation

Housebound

“Meet me here next year?”

“I thought that was lost forever”

An unwrapped present

Foul-smelling flowers

“Oof, who died?”

Getting the final word

Good luck charms

“You couldn’t have worn something more appropriate?”

“I didn’t know which one you wanted, so I got them all”

The end of a new friendship

A curtain call

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Did Someone Say Roommate/Neighbor AUs????

Hey all! I’m Moose and since I’ve been on a bit of a fanfic kick lately (Mailee my beloved), here’s some roommate/apartment neighbor AU prompts I came up with. This is my first time coming up with AU prompts so hopefully I did them right lol (and hopefully they’re somewhat original). Enjoy and let me know which ones you like!

Our apartment walls are pretty thin so I can hear you playing music and you’ve been playing the sAME GODDAMN SONG FOR THREE DAYS SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY”

“You’re taking way too long in the shower so I go over to bang on the door and yell at you to hurry up and wAIT THE DOOR CAME OPEN SHIT SHIT SHIT”

Alternatively: “I was showering and all of a sudden the door banged open followed by a lot of yelling and cursing and now you won’t look at me are you ok???”

“You and whoever you have over have been screaming at each other for half an hour and I have no idea what you’re yelling about but I’m coming over to tell you to quiet down and just as I get to the door it flings open and whoever you were yelling at almost knocks me over but wait now you’re crying like a lot WAIT DID THEY JUST DUMP YOU?!”

“You were in a rush to leave this morning and when you came back I noticed your outfit was basically all from my closet and you think I’m upset and you’re trying to apologize but I’m not listening bc that’s my favorite shirt and you look so cute also the thought of you wearing my clothes all day definitely doesn’t turn me on ofc not nope not in the slightest”

“We’re roommates and sometimes you mumble in your sleep but tonight you keep yelling one person’s name and it sounds bad oh my god now you’re crying what did they do to you”

“I asked you to buy me coffee a few times and now it’s a thing except you bring me the wrong order every time and I don’t know how to tell you this without making you feel bad so I always drink it anyway but it literally gets worse every time I swallow and idk how much longer I can last”

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50 more prompts from my wip that will never be finished

I am back for my monthly upload! Woo!! As usual, feel free to use these prompts; no credit needed!

Part 1

1. “Are you really gonna deprive a child of her new best friend?”

2. “I mean, sure, I had a dad but knowing that the person who helped create me left, just makes me feel shitty. As if it’s my fault, y’know?”

3. “I don’t hate you. I’m happy that you’re happy.”

4. “I know, sweetie; I know.”

5. “Well, as you can see, clearly they weren’t. They went on a field trip, alone.”

6. “Sure thing, sweetheart. Give it a decade or two and your wings will grow.”

7. “I’d hate to imagine a world where two of you exist.”

8. “Are you… sure? Like certain certain, y’know?

9. “Don’t you have better things to do than argue about ducks to a three-year-old?”

10. “Well, that won't do, now will it?”

11. “—I don't believe I gave you permission to sleep.”

12. “Hey—hey it's me. It's [Name].”

13. “Can... can you please—please—”

14. “Hey—no—wait! You're still on bedrest!”

15. “[Name], my man, you're being awfully quiet.”

16. “I’m haunting your ass when I’m dead.”

17. "Jus' takin' a break... Sit with me?"

18. “You truly wound my heart.”

19. “That's the seventh time you've said this in an hour."

20. “No wonder they’re an ex. I’d rather be caught dead than being seen with them.”

21. “Yours, dear, are a work of art—remind me to thank your parents the next time we see ‘em.”

22. “As if! They love me more than you!”

23. “You are notoriously bad at opening doors.”

24. “Thank god you’re okay, you… I tried to… but — but, I lost you. I lost you!”

25. “Are you dumb? They pissed me off!”

26. “Ugh. Feelings.”

27. “I, wait, I – fuck.”

28. “We need to talk.”

29. “Just... talk to me, please. ”

30. “It's okay. I'll sleep on the couch tonight.”

31. “—[Name], we're done. I don't want to speak about it. Leave me alone.”

32. “What...? We're fine. I've just been busy lately.”

33. “I will only accept if it's a date.

34. “I, just—I need a moment...”

35. “Wait! I'm trying to piss, jeez. Give me a second!”

36. “Chill! Jesus Christ.”

37. “You're the type to say 'make me' in bed.”

38. “Oh, shit – oh fuck. I – um, almost fell, oops...”

39. “Listen, man, I can't help you; I can barely help myself right now.”

40. “Communication is key, my friends.”

41. “I may be listening, but it doesn't mean I'm listening.”

42. “I am actually going to cry.”

43. “I swear I'm not doing this on purpose!”

44. “Right... I forgot…”

45. “Whomst?”

46. “I dunno, man. People can do whatever the fuck they want.”

47. “No. No means no, man.”

48. “Food. I want food.”

49. “C'mon, don't make me kill you...”

50. “Wait, what was I saying again?”

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30 Ways For Your OTP To Say “I Love You” Through Actions

Offering hugs. 

Forehead/cheek/temple/nose kisses.

Helping each other with things they find difficult or confusing. 

Looking out for them to make sure they’re okay.

Going out of their way to do small things for them (Eg. buying flowers, making dinner)

Texting when they’re apart to ask how their day’s going.

Covering them with a blanket when they fall asleep.

Comforting them through hard times. 

Asking for consent.

Holding hands. 

Giving them random compliments because they can. 

Caring for them when they’re sick. 

Kissing/wiping away their tears. 

Pulling all-nighters with them when they’re feeling unwell, either mentally or physically. 

Handing them their jumper when they get cold. 

Helping their wash their hair/body when they’re in the shower together.

Making them their favourite morning beverage before they wake up. 

Including them in their normal daily errands to be close to them. 

Waking up in the middle of the night to prepare/buy something they’re craving.

Reminding them of their worth and how much they’re valued. 

Going with them to something important for moral support. 

Kissing a scar that they got from something traumatic. 

Outwardly loving on them in public. 

Adjusting the volume of their voice because they’re extremely sound sensitive.

Calming them down after a nightmare or something scary occurs. 

Sharing their food/belongings with them. 

Making changes to help them feel safe. 

Getting matching tattoos.

Moving in together. 

Taking them on a date to their favourite place.

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50 prompts from my wip that will never be finished

“I, uhm, here–I figured I'd make the sofa comfortable for us.”

“Me? Annoying? Impossible.”

“I used to call her around this time so I thought that — um, that I'll call you instead…”

“Do… let's stay at my apartment for a few days? Less memories y'know?”

“I want to but I can't. We can't do this.”

“No need to be jealous. I know. I smell great – fantastic even!”

“Give me your hoodie!”

“I – I don't even know why I'm crying…”

“Text me whenever, wherever.”

“I fell for her, I loved her, I – told her everything about me…”

“You bought me it, so of course it's different.”

“It's not the worst, I guess…”

“No, not ever.”

“It breaks my heart thinking of nights like this that you spent alone.”

“Hey, hey, you're okay, we can talk about it later, yeah?”

“Are you okay? Seemed like a nasty one last night.”

“Okay, alright… [Name] is there anything I can do for you?”

“Do you want to hear my true opinion?”

“Well then why did you even doubt her in first place?”

“I – just – no it's stupid.”

“Of course I support her! I just don't find it right to do it so blindly when we – you don't know the guy's story!”

“It's okay, just go take care of yourself and comfort your girl, she really needs it.”

“Yeah… sorry? I – we're not close so I don't really trust her.”

“I'm not forcing you to do anything, I'm here for you either way.”

“We're close, of course I'd tell her about you.”

“My friends warned me, they warned me, but I – I decided to trust you.”

“Excuse me? Try harder? I've been trying to save this for months. Months!”

“Did you at least think of me when you were with them?”

“Shit, I'm supposed to be comforting you.”

“Babe, you're fine; we're fine. We just need to try harder to get through this.”

“Stop. Please don't call me that.”

“Listen I am so sorry, I should have listened.”

“I fucked up and chose them, god, I gave up you – you!”

“I've said my opinion and I won't push it upon you.”

“I – uh – that's not it. I just—”

“You're too forgiving. Petty, but too forgiving.”

“I'm proll–probably being annoying.”

“We're not fine—just... talk to me, please.”

“Fuck – you don't even know what you're doing to me right now.”

“I'm tired of chasing after them…”

“You're so dreamy…”

“I refuse to be a rebound.”

“Are they okay? What if—”

“No? Yes? I don't know.”

“Sorry – I, um, no I need my one.”

“Why would she lie to me about something like that?”

“Oh… ’M sorry, didn’t realise you were there.”

“You're okay, you're safe. I'm here, I won't leave.”

“Once a cheater, always a cheater.”

“Try sleep, [Name], I'm here for you.”

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Touching

Feeling another human’s touch.

touching foreheads

running fingers through hair

hiding face in neck

caressing the other’s hand

feeling their pulse

patting the other’s head

holding hands

shielding the other one with their body

listening to the other’s heartbeat

spooning at night

laying their hand on the other’s neck

pushing a strand of hair behind their ear

nudging the other one

putting an arm around the other’s waist

hugging each other

massaging them

holding the other’s chin up

squishing the other’s cheek

high fiving

bandaging/stitching up an injury

kissing the other’s brow

falling asleep on the other’s shoulder

carrying the other one in their arms

whispering in their ear, lips touching the skin

stroking the other’s arm soothingly

kissing the top of their head

pulling the other one towards them

feeling for each other in the dark

tickling the other one

grabbing onto their arm

doing a pinky swear

caressing the other’s back

tasting their smile

washing the other’s body

kissing their bruises and scars

lifting the other one up

putting their head on the other’s chest

stroking their leg

leaning into the other’s side

patting them on the back

sitting close and knees touching

braiding the other’s hair

giving them a piggy-back ride

sitting on the other’s lap

feeling their temperature

linking arms with each other

touching their elbow to get their attention

dancing with each other

holding onto the other’s shoulders for support

putting a hand over the other’s mouth to shut them up

Hand-holding|Hugs|Kisses

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Established Relationship AUs

I see a lot of these posts with AUs for ships where they are just getting together, but not many for already established relationships, so here you go! Enjoy :)

��Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer AU

•We decided it would be fun to go camping and now it’s raining and we can’t figure out how to set up the tent AU

•We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years AU

•You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry? AU

•It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear AU

•I know you haven’t had the best experience with cats in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it? AU

•I beat you at Mario Kart and now I’ve been banished to the couch for the night AU

•You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar AU

•I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO? AU

•What do you mean you dropped my signed copy of Harry Potter in the bathtub AU

•Our families came over for Thanksgiving and we decided to watch Lord of the Rings but you and I kept quoting it and everyone else got so fed up that they left AU

•IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH AU

•We spent all our money for the week on one of those inflatable bounce houses and now we can’t afford to eat AU

•We’re moving in together… Now what are we going to do with all of these duplicate copies of books, movies, video games, etc. that we have AU

•We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying AU

•We’re arguing over who shot first (it was definitely Han) AU

•I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Good luck. xo’ AU

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100 coffee shop au writing prompts!

there’s something about people meeting and falling in love over hot drinks that presents such a cozy atmosphere. it’s no wonder that it’s a favourite. some of these prompts are classic because who can resist the tried and true?

01.  clearly you’re going through a bad breakup because this playlist is the most depressing thing I’ve ever heard and I’m begging you please change it 02.  you’re my favourite employee because you always have my order ready on the days I’m running late to the office 03.  I order the same thing as my boss in case something happens to their coffee and one day, you write your number on the cup I give to my boss 04.  my friend swears that you can pick the perfect drink for anyone but I’m skeptical because there’s no way you can look at someone and just know their order - and of course, you nail my drink 05.  I run the shop beside your bookstore and I’m trying to convince you that it could be beneficial to knock down the wall between our shops and you’re being a big pain in the ass about it 06.  I hired you to make drinks not flirt with every customer that walks in and how dare you accuse me of jealousy, get back to work 07.  you were a dick to my coworker so I’ve been writing insults on your cups and why the hell do you keep coming back here anyway? 08.  I know you’re about to close and I swear I’ll give you a $20 tip, can you please just take my order? I’ve had the worst day possible 09.  a $20 tip isn’t worth me staying open late, but then you burst into tears and I end up asking you if you want to hang around to talk 10.  you’re the night manager who runs open mic nights and I’m the baker who starts at 3am so sometimes our paths cross and I like talking to you 11.  you never order the same thing more than once and just as you’re about to get to the end of the menu, I start adding new things because I’m afraid you’ll stop coming in 12.  I’ve been writing lame jokes on your cups because you’re the grumpiest person ever and you finally crack a smile 13.  you always get my order wrong and I’m pretty sure you’re doing it on purpose just so you get a free drink out of it because employees have a crap discount 14.  I’ve been working on this essay/project/article/etc. for the last ten hours and I’ve barely moved so you come over to give me something to eat and ask if I’m okay 15.  I’m dragged to open mic night by my best friend, and while I’m ordering my drink, your voice fills the room and I’m mesmerized

just over 85 more prompts under the cut!

16.  there’s a poetry slam and while I’ve never gone on stage, I’m obsessed with your stuff 17.  you were rude so I insult you and you just left a $50 tip??? who the fuck do you think you are? 18.  I decided to use my personal (and massive) mug collection when I opened my shop and you start hanging around just to see which mug you’ll get 19.  I open a cat cafe with a separate room for the cats that are all available to adopt, and you keep coming in to sit with them even though you’re allergic 20.  I haven’t seen you in years but you just walked into my coffee shop and by your snooty attitude, you don’t seem to know that I own the place 21.  I really don’t care that you’re a famous celebrity, you will stand in line just like everyone else and that’s that 22.  this shop is really busy but I need their wifi, so could we share this table? 23.  we’re working on our school project in this cafe and I’m pretty sure my group just figured out that I have a crush on you 24.  I have a job interview and you’re the clumsy employee who just spilled hot coffee all down my white shirt 25.  I’m on the worst blind/Tinder/Grindr date and you ‘accidentally’ dump a drink on my date to save me 26.  you’re a big city person visiting my tiny coffee shop in a small town and you’re so rude when you ask if we have cappuccinos that I lie and say no 27.  I just bumped into my ex so I slip my arm in yours to pretend you’re my current partner even though you were just standing in line behind me 28.  my umbrella broke and I just stepped into your shop soaking wet and you run upstairs to get me some towels from your apartment and I’m sorry I’m crying but this is the nicest thing that’s happened to me all week 29.  my AC isn’t working at my apartment so I’ve been spending most of my spare time here and using your wifi and I think you’re flirting with me 30.  I’ve been hanging out more because I sit at the counter to watch two baristas flirt (OT3 bonus!) / and you join me so we make a bet on when they’ll get together 31.  I named my coffee shop Coffee Shop and you’re the customer who loudly talks about how stupid the name is 32.  I’ve been sitting in the break room wondering how to ask you out on a date when you come in and announce you were just asked out by a customer (bonus if OT3!) 33.  you’re a famous celebrity who ducks in to my quiet shop and asks if you can hide, and I mean, sure, but are you going to order something? I have to make a living here, dude 34.  I know you own this place but dude, this song has been on repeat for the last hour and I will pay you to change it 35.  I’m really nervous as I’m meeting a family member for the very first time and you’re the kind employee who sits with me to help calm my nerves 36.  you’re staring at me and I don’t know why until you tell me I’ve been singing along to my music and I’m mortified because I didn’t realize 37.  I saw your Help Needed sign in the window and you look busy so where are the aprons and how can I help? 38.  every day I write a quote on a chalkboard on the wall and apparently you’re the author I just quoted but you’ve never shown your face in public before so why are you telling me? 39.  someone left a note in the suggestions box that the barista is the cutest person they’ve seen and I’m laughing as my coworkers discuss who it could be when you quietly admit it’s about me 40.  you just cut in front of me in line and I’m not in the mood to let it slide 41.  I noticed you were on ao3 reading smut and when you go up to get something else to drink from the counter, I realize you’re reading the fic I posted twenty minutes ago 42.  your dog and my dog just tangled their leashes outside the coffee shop and now they won’t leave each other’s sides, so do you want to join me at this table? 43.  I know it’s not my place but your teenager seems to be mixed up in a bad crowd and I thought you should know they’re hiding in the bathroom crying right now 44.  your father comes in weekly at the exact same time and orders the exact same two drinks because that’s what he used to do with your mother and you

come looking for him 45.  I really need you to put up this flyer on the community board but you’re sort of being a prick about it 46.  you hire my band to come place on a weekly basis but the more time I spend with you the more time I want to kiss you 47.  you’re my ex who I’ve never really gotten over and you just surprised me by paying for my coffee and I’m not prepared to see you 48.  my coworker wrote my cell phone number on your cup when I wasn’t paying attention and now you’re texting me 49.  after overhearing you order the eccentric coffee shop owner’s drink of the week, I warn you that it never tastes good (bonus if you convince me it’s great this week so I sip and suffer with you) 50.  the last clue to my partner’s scavenger hunt is supposed to be here, and while I’m looking for it, I discover that you’re my partner’s friend who set the whole thing up (bonus: ot3) 51.  I sold my business for millions when I was in high school and tried to disappear from the spotlight but I’ve just been spotted drinking your coffee and feel bad since you’re overwhelmed with the sudden influx of new customers 52.  I overhear you talking to your friend about how you’re planning on meeting up with your ex and I can’t stop myself from butting in because that’s a bad mistake 53.  I’m hosting a food-eating contest to raise money for charity at my shop and you seem to have an endless stomach that makes me a little concerned 54.  I catch you in the act of placing your newspaper over a customer’s cell phone/wallet/etc. and then stealing it when they deny you money 55.  you walk into my coffee just before close looking like a runaway bride/groom/princess/prince/royalty so I stick around to keep you company 56.  meeting at the coffee shop feels like fate, but now we’re sitting here because I’m terrified to tell you my big secret 57.  you’re a grumpy customer who doesn’t talk but you always have the most fun tie/socks/dresses/sweaters/etc. and I look forward to see what you wear next 58.  I’ve been obsessed with your homemade soups and I always rave about them to the cashier but I didn’t realize you also make them until you surprise me with a new recipe 59.  I rent out your shop for the evening to propose to my significant other and they dump me on the spot 60.  I run a baking class one night a week after hours at my shop and you keep coming back despite being the worst baker ever 61.  you left me a bad review so I’m tracking you down to yell at you and demand a retraction 62.  you’re the contractor I’ve hired to build individual bathrooms so I can offer genderless options for people (bonus if contractor is trans/nb/gender queer) 63.  I host a board game night every Friday and you always come in with your best friend and ask me to teach you a new game and I cannot believe you’ve never played Life before (or: insert own game) 64.  I’ve been getting really creative with my foam art and I do some naughty-bits to amuse my coworker on their drink when you mistakenly take it and think I’m hitting on you 65.  I’m wiping down a table when I notice that you left a cell phone number on the back of your receipt for your lunch and I ask my coworker if I should text you (bonus if ot3) 66.  every time you come into my shop, I swear you have a new sticker on your laptop and I desperately want to ask about this one 67.  you come in to steal the shop’s wifi for video calls with your mom/dad/family member and when they see me in the background, they think I’m your new partner 68.  I really suck at my job but I desperately need the money and when I get fired for spilling your coffee all over you, you offer me a job because you feel bad 69.  we’re coworkers who make out in the supplies closet and get caught by another coworker (bonus if ot3!) 70.  someone enters my hot chocolate into a contest for the National Best Hot Chocolate and you’re the hot judge who gets snowed in town for a few days 71.  you join me at my table thinking I’m your blind date and you don’t stop talking about how nervous you are for this date so I don’t get a chance to tell you that you

have the wrong person when your actual date comes up and thinks you were hitting on me while waiting for them 72.  I watch you pull out a flask and add alcohol to your drink and then you wink at me 73.  I’m playing a game on my computer but I keep failing at the level so you tap my shoulder and tell me how to beat it (and we spend the rest of the afternoon in the coffee shop bonding) 74.  I’ve been assigned a fluff article about the different types of people who spend their days at coffee shops but I can’t seem to figure out why you’re here (articles: x, x, x) 75.  I found you curled up under a blanket asleep at my front door so won’t you come in, I’ll get you some food and give you a job 76.  you’re my favourite actor in my favourite TV show but by the sounds of that phone call, you seem to be having a rough day so instead of flailing, I offer you some words of support 77.  I don’t know how to spell anyone’s names correctly so I spell them phonetically and you always mumble your name so I just make up something 78.  I bump into you and knock your coffee out of your hands and you look like someone just died because you’re having the worst week ever and can I make it up to you? 79.  we met online and you suggest this place for our first date and I’m terrified you’ve catfished me or you’re going to stand me up 80.  when people hit on me and ask for my number, I usually make up a number to put on their cups, and today I just happened to write your number on your cup so you call me out 81.  you’re my significant other’s ex and you’ve invited me to coffee to tell me that I can do better and our connection is immediate 82.  I’m in the middle of a rant about this book I’m reading and oh my god you’re the author in line behind me and I’m sorry, not sorry 83.  you take a selfie and I photobomb you, but you don’t notice until the entire photo goes viral so we agree to meet back at this coffee shop 84.  I’m sorry for laughing at you walking into the glass door/window, please let me help you up 85.  I’m a little concerned that you might be too addicted to coffee since you always come down from your office to my little shop to get your fix multiple times a day but my coworkers think you have a crush on me 86.  I’m expecting an important phone call but my phone is about to die and please, please let me borrow yours 87.  I know your sign says ‘no shirt, no shoes, no service’ but can I please give you a really long explanation as to what has led to me desperately needing coffee without a shirt or shoes 88.  I’m a witch barista and I charm your drink so that you have a better day 89.  I’ve been trying to borrow this particular book that the local/college library only has one copy of and I just realized you’re reading it at this coffee shop and goddammit, why haven’t you finished with it yet? 90.  some asshole just stole your purse/backpack without you noticing so I instinctively jump into action and chase him down the street to get it back for you 91.  you’ve cut in front of me in line for the last three days by shooting me a charming smile and leaving me a little dumbfounded but today, that will not fly 92.  I keep making work-related puns and you’re the grumpy coworker who refuses to find me charming 93.  you sit down at my table and quietly tell me to pretend we’re talking because you’re trying not to be seen by someone and I’m so confused as to what is going on but you’re cute so I’ll roll with it 94.  you order the same obscure drink from the app but I always miss you picking up your drink from the counter and today, I’m going to finally watch to see who you are 95.  I don’t know who you think you are, but you really can’t make this shop your office unless you’re going to order more than one tea for the eight hours you stay here 96.  you read tea leaves as a hobby so I always bring my cups to you when I’m finished 97.  you look like you’re having a bad day so I get some icing and draw a smiley face on your cookie 98.  I overheard you talking about how you wish my shop had board games so the next time you come in, I watch your

reaction to my new shelf of board games 99.  you’re the very kind employee who brings me my favourite tea when you witness my public (and loud) breakup 100.  this coffee shop is owned and run by queer people and is so very gay with our decor and the names of our menu items, and I’m pretty sure you’re not as straight you think you are because you keep coming in and asking a thousand questions 101.  you dropped to your knee to tie your shoe but suddenly, people are congratulating us on getting engaged and we just scored free coffee so we roll with it 102. I’m wistfully watching a couple when you come up to the counter to order something and get frustrated with my daydreaming

DISCLAIMER: this was originally posted on my old blog, VERONICABUNCHWRITES, which is no longer in use.

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March Prompts 🍀

Word prompts to use for doodling or writing

flowers

butterflies

petals

grass green

spring

flutter

cherry blossom

lake

bees

comet

four leaf clover

daydream

smell

feathers

blooming

thunderstorm

boat

colorful

kite

waterfall

shiny

rabbit

tulip

flower crown

bridge

pattern

nature walk

clock

brick house

fairies

garden

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soft things fictional couples do when going to sleep + writing prompts

disclaimer: i’m aware that actual couples do this as well , but in this house we don’t write stories about real people , hence the fictional aspect of it 

pulling their lover closer, wrapping their hands and legs around them like a koala 

giving their lover one of their shirts, when they don’t have one to sleep in

kissing their lover goodnight [on the cheek] bonus if they’re spooning

holding hands while sleeping

falling asleep while stargazing together

one of them nuzzles their head into their lover’s chest, falling asleep, as their lover kisses them gently, wrapping their arms tighter around them 

smiling sleepily at their lover, as their lover kiss them goodnight

when their lover has fallen asleep, and they smile, realizing how lucky they are, placing a kiss on their lover’s forehead

laying on their lover’s chest, listening to their heartbeat, drawing circles on their chest

saying i love you to their lover, who answers with a soft kiss

resting their head on their lover’s shoulder, falling asleep

kissing their lover’s knuckle, intertwining their fingers

laying on opposite sides of the bed, only for one of them to turn around, roll around, and spoon their lover 

falling asleep, as their head is resting on their lover’s lap, who’s running their fingers through their hair, caressing their cheeks 

one of them turns to their lover, reaching after them, pulling them closer by the arms, wrapping their lover’s hands around their own body 

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Drunk Dialogue

“Be warned, I am drinking.”

“I just played twinkle twinkle little star on my ukulele, I am truly the next Mozart.”

“Talent. I am the next Mozart—and I don't care what anyone says against me.”

“Hello, hello. Yes, I am back.”

“Is it..? I–it is still recording.”

“Anyday now. Anyday now.”

“No. I don't like that one.”

“Talent! I'm a musical genius truly!”

“—oh my god I should play you my other one!”

“Wait one second I need my potnoodle fi–no I need alcohol break– one second, sorry.”

“Okay–okay–okay. Yes I'm back.”

“Hello [Name]! Hi. Nice talkin' to you buddy!”

“Where's [Name], where's [Name], where's [Name], where's [Name]?”

“Good good [Name] good good.”

“Actually–sighs”

“Come on, come on, come on!”

“Bruh, where is she?”

“Noo. Noooo. Noooooo. Noooooooooo.”

“It's just you and me.”

“Ah yes that's good.”

“It's started aawoo~!”

“Oh hey she's alive, what the fuck!”

“I love you [Name] , I love you [Name] , I love you—”

“Bruh, that bitch.”

“You should be sorry.”

“If it says red I'm disowning it.”

“Oh god I got the big wine glass, why would I do this to myself?”

“Tell me how tall I am.”

“God that wine was so good. It tasted like summer. And it was sweet too.”

“Ugh now I have this trash wine.”

“Oh yeah–oh yeah! I did that when I was coming off alcohol.”

“Wait. Was I even drunk? I can't even remember...”

“Oi, I'm tryna spank child here!”

“But I'll drink it anyways.”

“I'm tryna smack the child and it's not doing anything.”

“I'm the victim here.”

“What do you mean 'hi'?”

“Oh, I am here.”

“Where am I, the fuck?”

“Uhh—wait—ummm...”

“Why you laughing? It's very serious.”

“Don't look! Oh my god, I'm shy. It's part of my character.”

“I'm taking my first sip cause I can't do this.”

“One second, one second, one second—”

“Don't look at me, ever.”

“There's a chicken. It's fucking looking at me.”

“Why would you say that when I—”

“I mean, nooo, I am so hurt! The emotion right now.”

“Quesadilla, how do you spell quesadilla.”

“I miss you luigi...”

“Augh, you're giving me flashbacks...”

“Oh my god there's a corpse, thing, here.”

“Pew pew, pew pew!”

“I can't—oh I did it.”

“Oh? It sounds like someone was caught?”

“Ohh, my friends.”

“She's dead! Look at her she's a ghost!”

“I'm crying right now.”

“Elsa? Elsa! It is Elsa!”

“Ugh—I can't speak.”

“Oh my god. They hate me! What the fuck!”

“You are Satan, [Name] said it once and they were right.”

“Sksks with me!”

“Meow meow,”

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February Prompt List

I’m only accepting one or two prompts per request. I may also remove a prompt if I get too many of a certain prompt.

“Just marry me already.”

“Did I stutter?”

“Did I just say that out loud?”

“Did you hear that.”

“Everyone deserves a second chance.”

“I try so hard to forget you, but every single time it comes back to you.”

“H-How long have you been standing there?”

“Hey, I’m with you, okay? Always.”

“I didn’t ask for any of this! But do you know what I put up with it all? Because I love you!”

“I just need you here with me right now.”

“I love you. I’ve loved you since the moment I laid eyes on you and- Oh screw it!”

“We can’t lose each other, we just can’t.”

“I’ve never felt this way before and I’m terrified to be honest.”

“I never meant for anyone to get hurt.”

“I waited and waited, but you never came back!”

“I’m sick of feeling useless!”

“Is that what you call an apology?”

“Is there anything you want to tell me?”

“Somebody’s in love!”

“It’s not what it looks like.”

“Just hold me.”

“You’re the best part of me.”

“I don’t want to think about what I’d be like without you.”

“Can I hold your hand?”

“I’m your first? Wow, that’s exciting.”

“You know, I would help, but making fun is so much more satisfying.”

“You selfish son of a -” “Watch your language little girl.”

“There is no way this much stupid can fit inside one person.”

“You’re beautiful, and if anyone says that you’re not, know that they’re damn well wrong.”

“I, um, might’ve gone a little bit overboard on the shopping.” “A little bit?!”

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Valentine's Day prompt list;

Person A didn't hear from Person B for the whole day and they're kinda upset about it. Only, they get back home to find a trail of their favorite flower's petals, and candles, and Person B is finishing getting dinner ready - whispering a shy "hey" when they spot them standing surprised on the kitchen's entrance

Person A and Person B are very close friends, they like each other but they're not together (yet). Until they decide to go out for Valentine's Day so they don't spend it alone - when they're asked about it, they say that was their first date

A and B are in a long distance relationship and B surrendered months before Valentine's Day, knowing they weren't going to spend it together. Until the doorbell rings and A is on the other side of the door, biting their lips and with a single flower in hand

Person A and Person B in a long distance relationship, spending Valentine's Day apart, but videocalling each other and struggling with the timezones - laughing it out because in the end they still have each other

Person A forgetting about Valentine's Day and Person B just stupidly blinking at them when they remember. Turns out they forgot too

«I don't want chocolates nor flowers… you know, it's capitalistic anyway, I can't stand it!». «What if I'd made some chocolates and collect the flowers myself?». «Oh… that's different, I suppose. And so cute, please do so. I'll pretend to be surprised».

Person A on a Valentine's date that doesn't go well - their date makes an excuse and just exits the restaurant - and Person B as the kind (and cute) waiter that offers them a smile and a slice of cake - "that's on the house, chocolate always makes it better, mh?"

Character A is an alien (in human form) who just got to Earth and doesn't really understand human customary; Character B tries to explain all about Valentine's Day, biting on a smile anytime their eyes go wide or whenever their lips part in surprise

A character taking some time to self-love by going on a date with themselves

Person A working in a flower shop and being so busy for weeks before Valentine's Day; Person B passing by their shop everyday on their way to work. They notice through the windows how stressed out A is, so on Valentine's Day they enter the shop and ask for a small bouquet, and in the end they just gift it to them. Person A blinks, shocked, trying to stop the blush on their cheeks

«This is so cliché!». «And yet you like it». «That's not… God, yeah, I do».

Person A as a barista who actually enjoys making foam hearts on the coffees and decorate Valentine cookies, and Person B watching on in awe of their focused expression. «You're staring». «And you're cute».

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Losing Taste + Smell Prompts

“What's the point in eating if I can't taste it—”

“Huh, it's more plain than normal.”

“I can't taste still.”

“I can't smell the cat shit.”

“I took a whiff of whiskey and I could barely smell it.”

“Tried to smell the air. Instead I could just feel the cold go up my nose.”

“I want to smell!”

“Does the poop stink?”

“I don't want to eat,”

“Man... I didn't think I'd miss these senses as much as I would. But here we are.”

“I wonder if air has a smell...”

“This is torture!”

“I am sense impaired.”

“I just feel the texture of the food.”

“It's hard to explain. You don't really notice that there's no taste until you think about it.”

“I can't taste shit!”

“Ah–I can't smell you.”

“How am I supposed to know?! I can't smell!”

“I want freedom!”

“This is my life now...”

“I can't wait till my senses come back, this is hell.”

“My nose burns from the perfume more than I smell it.”

“I can taste texture? I guess?”

“Why–? How–? How can I taste nothing..?”

“I may be hungry, but without taste there is no point.”

“I want to enjoy the food!!”

“Is my taste back or is my imagination that powerful?”

“I wonder when my taste is gonna come back...”

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Love Language – Physical Touch

Kissing them hello and goodbye

Always holding hands when out

Giving them a backrub or massage

Dancing with their partner

Casual touch during conversation

Caressing their cheek, head, arm.

Hugging them from behind

Squeezing their butt

Brushing their hair

Grazing arms as they brush past

Tickling

Laying in their lap

Cuddling

Washing their hair for them

Tucking a strand of hair behind their ear

Highfives

Fist bumps

Scratching their scalp

Fingers running through their hair

Blowing them a kiss

Playing footsie under the table

Kissing their forehead

Sitting close together

Grabbing their arm

Kissing their scars

Hugs as the other is cooking

Kissing their hand

Head pats

Stroking their cheek

Playing with their hair

Kissing their knuckles

Brushing noses

Resting foreheads

Playfully shoving them

Patting their chest

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A furrowed their eyebrows as somebody knocked on the window behind them. It was so late at night, in a storm. Who could be going around this hour?

They set their book down, then pulled the curtain aside. Once they realized who it was, they groaned, standing up and opening the door.

There they were. B, foolishly clad in a fabric coat, flinched as the thunder struck loudly behind them. “Uh- h-hi, A,” they muttered, shoving their hands under their collar to warm them up.

A stared at them blankly. “Y’know, you could’ve called,” they pointed out. “Or... texted. Emailed. People email still.”

The barely-restrained wide eyes that stared back at A nearly made them pout as much as B. “I... I know,” they whispered. “I... I just wanted to talk. I had to see you. I-in person.”

The two of them exchanged sighs, and A looked them over with a frown. B looked like they walked all the way across town to get to their place.

Shaking their head, A stepped aside, ushering B in. “Come on, you idiot,” they muttered affectionately, more worried than truly angry as B stepped into their home. “Let’s get you warmed up.”