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seaside-writings · 1 year
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Prompt #825
"Give me the keys; you're drunk,"
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Silly drunk dialogue
Can also be under the influence of other stuff.
"Oh, look at the stars! Ursa Major… so beautiful!" "We're inside. Those are just ceiling lights."
"Please don't leave me!" "I'm just going to the toilette." "Can I come with you?"
"My arm is floppy. I'm like a puppet."
"Can you be my girlfriend?" "I already am." "Oh, lucky me!"
"Let’s go play baseball!" "Your shoulder is dislocated, maybe not right now."
"You look almost as pretty as this moon." "That's a street lamp." "And you're almost as pretty."
"Have you ever thought about penguins? I think we should think more about penguins."
"You have a stupid face and it's my favourite one to stare at."
"I will definitely remember this tomorrow! How could I ever forget?" *doesn't remember anything in the morning*
"Oh, I think we haven't met before." "We have been in a relationship for five years now."
"You should go, otherwise I'm doing something stupid. Like kissing you or falling asleep on the bathroom floor."
"Let's get you home." "Oh, mine or yours?" "Ours." "Oh, wow!"
"I'm totally, absolutely, not at all drunk at all. Like... at all."
"Why are you all laughing? That is not very nice. I haven't even told my joke yet."
"How many drinks did you have?" "Yes, yes I am."
"You are too beautiful for me." *starts crying*
"Why are you undressing?" "Because it's hot! And I'm hot!"
*starts singing a remix of all their favourite songs*
*then starts crying, because their own voice is too beautiful*
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puppetmaster13u · 3 months
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Prompt 195
“Oh. It’s you.” 
The entity that had been summoned practically growled, a cloak like swirling galaxies- or was it swirling galaxies molded into a cloak- shimmering around their form. One pair of arms crossed over a chest where a star pulsed with the heartbeat of universes, alive yet dying as lazarus green eyes glowered down at the league and bats alike. 
“You know you could, fucking call, right?” they whined, aura of terror suddenly broken, unnatural fear torn away and leaving all of them wrong-footed and confused.
Well, apparently all of them except for Ras, who had an honest to fuck grin on his face, one that looks almost carefree, if a little feral. Nope. No thanks. Not this timeline-
“But phones didn’t exist last we spoke, ya ‘amar.” 
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coquettebiatch · 3 months
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Drunk!reader leaning on Rafes chest at a party as he handles business. You whine wanting to go home or that you have a headache from people’s loud conversation. “Hey…Hey!” He slightly slaps your cheek as you slowly pass out but awakened by his touch. “You said you wouldn’t back down tonight.” He say taking a small amount of the wight powder from a mini bag. “Open.” He demands. With your mouth open he uses his finger to spread the powder in the insides of your mouth.
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next thing you know, you’re back up dancing,drinking and making friends. Rafe is over in the conversation keeping a eye on you while he stresses about selling.
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marlynnofmany · 27 days
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Urban fantasy idea: mushrooms shaped like traffic cones. They tend to sprout from the road around damaged spots, like sinkholes and illegal portals.
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crazycoven · 6 months
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what is wrong with these people | zosantober week 3 ship/party
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I really loved my lineart for this one
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tinyclownhours · 1 month
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Drunk Giants
Imagine a tiny waiting up late for their giant to come home from their fun night out, only to have them arrive way later than they told them they would, completely wasted.
They’re stumbling around the apartment, calling out for the tiny while giggling to themselves. The tiny is unsure if they should answer. It’s the first time they’ve ever seen the giant this drunk… And while they know it’s them, and they’d never do anything to hurt them, accidents do happen…
However, they don’t get much time to overthink it as the giant spots them on the the couch. Their face shifts into utter delight and they practically throw themselves to where they’re sitting.
Before the tiny can react, they’re scooped up and peppered with kisses, the giant was happy to see their little buddy and more than willing to shower the frozen tiny with affection.
Despite being drunk, the giant handles the tiny like they’re the most delicate thing in the world, being mindful of how they’re holding them.
The tiny engages in some small talk, asking about how the evening was- only to be met by a slurred “it’s better now that I’m here with you~”, they ask how much the giant has had to drink- and they’re immediately silenced by the giant pair of lips that cover their entire face, they try to get the giant to put them down and go to bed- only to have them stand up and stumble to the bedroom with a giggle - “Yeah- hicc Yeah I think we should go to bed now…”
Not what they meant at all…
The tiny is unable to do anything as their giant carries them off to the bedroom, snuggling them between their cheek and the pillow as they yawned. The smell of alcohol was strong in their mouth. The tiny tries to ignore this as the giant nuzzles them gently into the pillow like a cat.
They can’t really move. And they can tell that their giant has fallen asleep. They sigh as they try to get comfortable. Oh well. At least the giant will feel the karma tomorrow morning when the night of drinking catches up to them.
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bookished · 8 months
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( a collection of starters. adjust phrasing as necessary.) feel free to make edits to better suit your muse, but please don’t edit or add on to the original post 💛 if you like, please consider supporting me through tips
"The rain fell in heavy sheets, and I knew it was the day that would change everything."
"Do you ever wonder what life would be like if we'd made different choices?"
"You promised you'd never leave, and now you're telling me you have to go?"
"What's the one thing you've always wanted to do but haven't had the courage to try?"
"Why are you always pushing me away when all I want to do is help?"
"I never thought I'd see you here."
"We used to be so close. What happened to us?"
"Sometimes, I feel like I'm living someone else's life."
"Is it too late to start over?"
"I thought I'd lost you forever."
"The clock struck midnight, and with it, my life took an unexpected turn."
"The dusty, forgotten diary I found in the attic held secrets I never could have imagined."
"I can't believe you said that to them. Do you realize the impact of your words?"
"What do you want from me, after all this time?"
"You were always the one who got away."
"Why did you come back?"
"I've been keeping something from you, and I don't know how to tell you."
"Remember when we used to dream about the future together? What happened to those dreams?"
"You're not the person I thought you were."
"I thought I was doing the right thing, but now I'm not so sure."
"It's never too late to change, you know."
"Let's make a pact: no matter what happens, we'll always find our way back to each other."
"I've been searching for you my whole life, and now that I've found you, I don't know what to say."
"Why did you do it? Why did you betray us?"
"I never thought I'd see the day when you'd come back."
"You've changed so much since the last time I saw you."
"We used to be best friends. What happened between us?"
"I have a secret, and I need your help to keep it."
"Do you believe in second chances?"
"If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?"
"I never thought I'd miss something so ordinary until it was gone."
"You were always the one who understood me, even when I couldn't understand myself."
"I can't keep pretending that everything is fine."
"Life has a funny way of bringing people back together, doesn't it?"
"I thought I knew who I was until I met you."
"What's the worst mistake you've ever made, and did you ever make amends for it?"
"We're in this together, no matter what."
"You're the only one who knows the real me."
"I never thought I'd say this, but I need your advice."
"Why do you always push people away when they try to get close to you?"
"Sometimes, the hardest part is forgiving yourself."
"No matter where life takes us, I hope we'll always have this moment."
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normalzucchini · 2 months
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Alhocol does have effect on Danny, contrary to him saying one can't get dead drunk, when they're already dead. In reality, alhocol influences him a lot more than normal people.
So obviously when he gets black out drunk from one little sip of beer, while he's watching Despicable me with Tucker and Sam, he has the genius idea, hey, why shouldn't he steal the moon? He likes space, and he's dead! He never got any compensation for that, and all the shit he has to deal with, so little compensation wouldn't hurt right?
That's at least the last thing Danny remembers thinking. But now that he's awake with a killer hangover, his sister screaming at him and showing him the news about a new rogue who stole the moon and caused all the shitty consequences that come w that. Like the tide being gone. Oops
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lyralit · 2 years
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if you don't know what to write, write for yourself.
write a story you would read but haven't seen yet; write people you would find interesting but have not met yet; write a place you would visit but hasn't been discovered it.
write for yourself.
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jasminesfury · 1 year
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drunk prompts
feel free to use!! tag me <3
cw: alcohol, cursing
“is it the alcohol or are your eyes always this pretty”
“wait did i uh..call you last night” “…” “hello?” “wait you seriously don’t remember?”
“if you hold this against me for this i will fucking kill you but uh did we make out last night or was that a dream” “excuse me” “just answer the question” “..i think i would’ve remembered that so definitely dream” “ah. yes. thank you. appreciate it” *walking away* (screaming so that they can hear them) “ALSO I’M TOTALLY HOLDING THAT AGAINST YOU ARE YOU KIDDING”
“never pegged you for a horny drunk”
“wait we didn’t…right?” “wait you don’t remember? did i not give it to you good enough?” “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SERIOUS OH MY GOD WHAT I CANT BELIEVE I-“ “calm down nothing happened contrary to what you believe i do have self control and you were clearly not in any condition to consent to literally anything”
character A blatantly flirting with character B and B is wondering if this is just because of the alcohol *and kinda wishing it isn’t*
“why am i in your flat” *other character raises an eyebrow* “name i will fight you” “oh calm down you called me in the middle of the night complaining about how bananas aren’t pink and started crying and then you threw up and the-“ “I GET IT” “also did you really think you could fight me that’s so cute”
^ “yeah so then i brought you here” “oh..well um..thank you. i appreciate that”
character A kissing a drunk character B (who is coming onto them strong) and then realising they’re drunk and being like “no i can’t believe i’m saying this but no, not like this”
both just being slightly tipsy but not drunk and just laughing together
“you’re..you’re actually kinda cool” *laughs and holds hand to heart* “i’m honoured”
B listening to A cry about their ex when they’re drunk and comforting them and saying “you deserve so much better”
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tanglepelt · 1 year
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Dc x Dp idea 22
John summons the new ghost king with the justice league to determine the threat. Hoping it’s not a pariah who could target their dimension. After all whoever took pariah down had to have done it for the power. He was unsealed and replaced in the span of 2/3? days. That’s just how the infinite realm works
Meanwhile Danny is stressed. His parents and Valerie are more laser happy since they were sucked into the ghost zone. Clockwork, Frostbite and Pandora have all taken to teaching him more about the infinite realms and future responsibilities. Sam is on his case about him wanted to relax more and Tucker is acting jealous again. It’s like the whole Desiree thing didn’t happen. He has a test in the morning he actually studied for and no rouges out for the night.
Getting summoned at 3 am was not his plan for a good night’s sleep.
Danny is just trying to get this questioning over with. The summon circle was not one he could reverse on his own (clockwork had been teaching him how to ignore and deal with them).  He just asks then if they could hurry this up, he has things to do.
It’s only johns’ comment that sets him off. That if he didn’t want to deal with summons, he shouldn’t have fought pariah for the power.
Danny doesn’t take that well. He can’t leave the circle as phantom. Can’t stop Danny from jumping out to scream at his face.
Danny: you think I wanted this. That I wanted these powers. That I walked into my parent’s lab into their broken portal just to have it turn on with me in it. To kill me and bring me back. That I wanted to fight, the ghost that kept coming through the portal. I didn’t have a choice. If I hadn’t spectra could have harvested all my classmates after giving them the ghost flu. If I hadn’t nocturne would of kept everyone in amity asleep to gain power, undergrowth would have fed them to his plants keep Sam as his forced daughter, Technus would of invaded the World Wide Web, who knows who skulker would be hunting and Pariah would still be free.
Danny:  I never wanted any of it. If I hadn’t stopped pariah amity would have stayed in the infinite realm. I had no choice. All I wanted was to have a normal life. I went from being a straight A student to barely passing. I have a test in the morning. Check your facts next time. Lose my summons clearly you made a mistake and wasted my valuable time. I had no intention of harming any dimension.
Ending his rant, he transformed and got to school right before the test.
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scealaiscoite · 1 year
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drunk prompts ˗ˏˋ꒰ 🐚 ꒱
— “oh god, how much did you have to drink?!”
— “y’know wha- i’ve alway thought you were th’prettiest person around.”
— “don’t worry, honey, i’ll stay with you.”
— “there’s water and painkillers on the cabinet. you know, for the hangover.”
— “i’m not sure if you’re up for it, but i made breakfast.”
— “i don’t know if it’s just the vodka, but you look so cute in this lighting.”
— “you’re the best. d’you know that?”
— “are you sure you should be putting something that shade of neon pink into your body?”
— “okay, i think that’s enough for tonight.”
— “no way am i letting you drink at seven in the morning!”
— “uh- thank you for getting me home safe last night.”
— “did i… did i kiss you last night? i can’t remember.”
— “stay with me, please.”
— “come on, let’s get you home.”
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dumplingsjinson · 9 months
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Hey could you do prompts for pining where the one character is drunk and touchy while the other is barely keeping composure when taking care of them bonus points if A begs B to stay the night lol🤍
List of “I’m not fucking drink” x “No, you definitely are drink, you bumbling idiot” prompts 
“Stop mumbling in my ear, you— no, for the last time, I’m not going to kiss you!” 
“Stop looking at me like that,” Character A mumbles as Character B cups their jaw in their hand. “Like what?” Character B asks, eyes drooping. Their grip on Character A’s jaw tightens, tilting their chin towards them when Character A tries looking away. “Like what?” Character B demands.  
“Are you drunk?” “Mmm. Drunk on my feelings for you.” “…Yep, you’re drunk.”
Character B leaning against Character A “for support” while Character A tries to drag them home. 
“No, no— hands off my belt, [Character B’s name]! I’m trying to change you out of your disgusting, vomit-ridden clothes, for God’s sake!” 
“Are you finally going to touch me like I deserve?” “What? No! Absolutely not!” 
Character B wrapping their arms around Character A’s torso and making it impossible for them go to the kitchen to fetch them a glass of water.
“So like… Can we get you to bed now or are you just going to use my thighs as your pillow?”
“You need to let go of my hand so I can tuck you in.” 
“Can’t you stay?” “No. No, I can’t. Not when you’re like this.” 
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marihem · 3 months
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@fransweek 2024
Day 4: Lazy
What a messy evening...
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wonderdrive14 · 4 months
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My @sheithxmas gift for @communikateee !<333
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