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Incorrect ways to greet someone

Hi

Hello

Sup

What’s up

Wassup

Wazzup

Yellow

How’s it going

How you doing

Correct ways to greet someone

Assweed

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“potato lol”

-Lol xd

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Social media personified by stock photos (Part 1)

Reddit

Tumblr

Facebook

Twitter

Instagram

YouTube

Musically/Tik Tok

Twitch

Snapchat

4Chan

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New Amalgam Part 1

Mr. Plastic (Mr. Fantatsic + Plastic Man)

Patrick Richards was a boring scientist without a sense of humor, until an accident gave him not only the ability to stretch his limbs far beyond a normal human level, but a new found sense of humor as well.

Atom Man (Ant-Man + The Atom)

When Hank Palmer discovered a realm known as the Atomic Realm, he learned that if he harnessed the energy it emitted, he could control his own size as well.

Bee Sting (Wasp + Bumblebee)

Before Hank Palmer tested the powers of the Atomic Realm on himself, he tested it on his intern, Janet Beecher, accidentally giving her wings. This lead Janet to quit her job and take on the title of a crime fighter.

Dark Knight (Moon Knight + Batman)

After Marc Wayne’s parents were killed in Egypt, he was granted magical powers from the ancient gods, granting him agility, strength, and most importantly wealth, which he used to fight crime and avenge his parents.

Hyper Man (Hyperion + Superman)

When a universe was on the verge of collapse, only the Milton family saw it coming, but no one believed it, so they created a device which would transport their son, Clark, to another, safer universe. In this new universe, compared to the normal inhabitants, he had extraordinary powers. He was raised by the childless counterparts of his parents until he learned of his powers and decided to use them for good.

Feel free to use these ideas in art or writing. Just give me credit for coming up with the idea. Next installment will include Aquaman, Green Lantern, Hawkeye, Green Arrow, Black Canary, Vision and many more iconic characters.

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THE CONSPIRACY (JOKE???)

So Game Theory is at the center of all of this. He collaborated with Jacksfilms in the film theory video about emoji movie, and Jacksfilms made “were all just assholes talking to a camera” which Idubbz was in and idubbz made “Asian Jake Paul”. Dave from boyinaband was in that. So was PewDiePie. Remember that. It’s important later. Dave also helped make Life is Fun with theOdd1sout, and theOdd1sout is a major figure in the animation community. Next community is a more niche community, comic books. One of the most popular comic book youtubers is comicstorian, at over one million subs. In one of comicstorian’s many intros, there is a reference to fellow comic book YouTube Aurum. Aurum once guest hosted a comic drake video. Comic drake used to work for game theory. It all leads back to game theory. How about gaming? Remember when I mentioned PewDiePie was important? Remember when he was a gaming channel? Boom. Need more evidence. Markiplier, peanut butter gamer, all of them. In game theory videos. How about education? Vsauce3 was in the YouTube Red Series. Comedy? Already did Jacksfilms.. It doesn’t stop people. Game theory is everywhere. But why? Look at all the communities I’ve mentioned. Animation. Comic books. Gaming. Education. Comedy. The animators will be map out the world, the comic book youtubers will archive it, the gaming youtubers will guide us, the educators will teach us and the comedians will keep us sane. Game theory is planning for the apocalypse

But that’s just a theory a game theory

Thanks for reading

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Weird google #3

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Weird google #2

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Weird google #1

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An animal dressed up as a human would be called a skinny.

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Hey guys I’m starting my own new web comics called “Don’t”. What do you think?

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Am I the only one who misses Darcy from the first two Thor movies?

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The MCU, divided into chapters

The Prelouge

Captain America: The First Avenger

Agent Carter Season One

Agent Carter Season Two

Agent Carter One Shot

Captain Marvel

Chapter 1: Fury’s Big Week

Iron Man

Iron Man 2

Incredible Hulk

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor’s hammer

Thor

The Consultant

The Avengers

Chapter 2: Battle of New York

Item 47

Iron Man 3

Agents of SHIELD Season 1 Episode 1-7

Thor: The Dark World

All Hail the King

Agents of SHIELD Season 1 Episode 8-16

Chapter 3: The Fall of SHIELD

Captain America: Winter Soldier

Agents of SHIELD Season 1 Episode 17-22

Guardians of the Galaxy

Agents of SHIELD Season 2 Episode 1-10

Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2

Daredevil Season One

Agents of SHIELD Season Two Episode 11-19

Jessica Jones Season 1

Cloak and Dagger Season 1

Chapter 4: The New Avengers

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Agents of SHIELD Season 2 Episode 20-22

Ant-Man

Agents of SHIELD Season Three Episode 1-10

Daredevil Season Two

Agents of SHIELD Season Three Episode 11-19

Luke Cage Season 1

Iron Fist Season 1

Defenders Season 1

Chapter 5: The Sokovia Accords

Captain America: Civil War

Black Panther

Agents of SHIELD Season Three Episode 20-22

Spider-Man Homecoming

Punisher Season One

Doctor Strange

Agents of SHIELD Slingshot

Agents of SHIELD Season Four Episode 1-8

Inhumans Season One

Agents of SHIELD Season Four Episode 9-22

Jessica Jones Season Two

Runaways Season One

Luke Cage Season Two

Agents of SHIELD Season Five Episode 1-10

Thor Ragnarok

Agents of SHIELD Season Five Episode 11-18

Ant-Man and the Wasp

Agents of SHIELD Season Five Episode 19-22

Chapter 6: The Snap

Avengers: Infinity War

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MCU Timeline Shenanigans #1

Calculating How Dead “What Are Those” Was When Shuri Said It In Black Panther

So Captain America: Civil War was released May 6, 2016, which showed the death of T’Chaka. A week after the death of T’Chaka, Black Panther starts. That puts the date at May 13, 2016. The original “what are those” video was uploaded to Instagram July 3 2015. This means the meme was 315 days old. Considering that memes back in 2015 had lifespans of only around one or two months back in 2015, and that this meme was died very quickly due to over saturation, things aren’t looking too good for Shuri.

When Ant-Man and the Wasp takes Place

This is gonna take a lot of calculating. First off, we know it takes place 4 Days before Infinty War, because the movie starts 4 days before the Thanos snap, as Janet, Hope and Hank turn to dust at The End. But when does Infinity War take place? Let’s say it takes place April 27th 2018, it’s release date. That makes sense. If there’s a hole in that logic, please tell me. So that puts Ant-Man and the Wasp at April 23rd, 2018.

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If The Guy Who Wrote Infinity War’s Credits Couldn’t Remember The Charatcer’s Names

Robert Downey Jr. as Sad

Chris Hemsworth as Sparkly Lightning Dude

Mark Ruffalo as Multiple Personality Disorder

Chris Evans as He Has A Beard Now?

Scarlett Johansson as She Has Blonde Hair Now?

Don Cheadle as Explosion Guy

Benedict Cumberbatch as Wizard With A Magic Necklace

Tom Holland as NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Chadwick Boseman as I Blessed The Rains Down In Africa

Zoe Saldana as The Green Girl

Karen Gillian as The Blue Girl

Tom Hiddleston as Sad Dead Guy

Paul Bettany as Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto

Elizabeth Olsen as Witch Lady

Antony Mackie as IF I COULD FLY THEN I WOULD KNOW WHAT LIFE LOOKS LIKE FROM UP ABOVE AND DOWN BELOW!

Sebastian Stan as Metal Arm Dude

Idris Elba as Rainbow Magic Dude

Dani Gurira as Bald Lady

Peter Dinklage as Get It? Cuz Now Peter Dinklage Is Big Instead Of Small?

Benedict Wong as The One That Got Away

Pom Klementieff as Confused

Dave Bautista as Shirtless Green Idiot

Vin Deisel as Emo Tree

Bradley Cooper as Raccoon Dad

Gwyneth Paltrow as Waiting Until Marriage

Benicia Del Toro as It Was All A Dream

Josh Brolin as OOOOO! You better watch out!

Chris Pratt as WHAT THE HECK, DUDE?

William Hurt as One Off Joke

Letitia Wright as Stressed Robot Surgeon

Winston Duke as Tough Guy

Jacob Batalon as Oh! He’s Back!

Ross Marquand as Hey! Remember Me?

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The MCU Ranked

Here’s how I did this. I took the IMDB and Metascore of each movie and averaged them out. Here’s them all Ranked. This is not my opinion, just the average score.

Black Panther (81.5)

Iron Man (79)

Guardians of the Galaxy (78.5)

Avengers: Infinity War (77.5)

Tied: Captain America: Civil War /Thor Ragnarok (76.5)

Avengers (75)

Tie:Captain America: Winter Soldier/Spider-Man Homecoming (74)

Tie:Doctor Strange/Ant-Man and the Wasp (73.5)

Gaurdians of the Galaxy Volume 2 (72)

Avengers: Age of Ultron (70)

Ant-Man (68.5)

Captain America: First Avenger (67.5)

Iron Man 3 (67)

Tie:Incredible Hulk/Iron Man 2/Thor (63.5)

Thor: The Dark World (62)

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Star Wars Recasts

I just wanna point out that a lot of these aren’t recasts as much as they are just different versions of the same character. The point of this series is to show the different actors who have played the same character. I’m only looking at the main eight movies, or else this would just be painful to make. With that out of the way, let’s travel back along time ago in a galaxy far far away.

Anakin Skywalker

Being the reason the entire franchise happens, Anakin has been played by a variety of different actors. In the original trilogy alone, he was played by David Prowse and voiced by James Earl Jones. Also in the original trilogy, across different versions of the Return of the Jedi, Sebastian Shaw as Hayden Christensen have played the ghost of Anakin. Speaking of Hayden Christensen, the prequel trilogy had both Jake Lloyd and Hayden himself playing the iconic role.

Luke and Leia

You may be asking “There were people other than Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher who played these two?” Yes, technically. Aidon Barton is credited as having played the infant versions of these two.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

If you know anything about Star Wars casting, you know that Alec Guinness and Ewan McGregor played Obi-Wan in the original and prequel trilogy respectively.

R2-D2

Since the original actor who played this unforgettable and iconic role, Kenneth Baker, passed away, Jimmy Vee has taken on his legacy, starting with the Force Awakens.

Emperor Palpatine

Marjorie Eaton plays him in Empire Strikes Back. Clive Revill voices him in Empire. in Ian McDiarmid voices and plays him in Return of the Jedi, the 2004 special edition of Empire, and every other movie the character is in.

Rey

Daisy Ridley plays normal Rey in all of her movie appearances, however Cailey Fleming plays young Rey in the Force Awakens.

Grand Moff Tarkin

Being one of the most iconic members of the Empire’s military, Tarkin was first played by Peter Cushing in A New Hope. Wayne Pygram played the character in Revenge of the Sith.

Kit Fisto

I couldn’t figure out why or how, but Kit is played by both Zachariah Jensen and Daniel Zizmore in Attack of the Clones. In Revenge Of the Sith, he’s just played by Ben Cooke. The only reason I didn’t put him in the lightning round is because I think he looks really cool.

Wedge Antilles

While Wedge probably won’t be recognized by causal fans, any hardcore Star Wars fan would recognize him. While Denis Lawson plays this character most of the time, he was played by Colin Higgins in one scene and voiced by David Ankrum in A New Hope.

Mon Mothma

Mon Mothma is the “Mom Mothma” of the rebellion. I’m sorry. That was a bad joke. Anyway, she was played by Caroline Blakiston in Return of the Jedi and Genevieve O’Reilly in Revenge of the Sith.

Owen and Beru Lars

While Phil Brown and Shelagh Fraser (whose name sounds more like a Star Wars character then Beru Lars) play these characters in A New Hope, Joel Edgerton and Bonnie Piesse play them in Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith.

Bib Fortuna

While he was played by Michael Carter and voiced by Erik Bauersfeld in Return of the Jedi, he was played by Matthew Wood in Phantom Menace.

Boba Fett

Here’s just all the Boba Fett actors: Mark Austin, Jeremy Bulloch, Jason Wingreen, Temuera Morrison, John Morton, Don Bies, Nelson Hall and Daniel Logan.

Bossk

Bossk was played by Alan Harris in the Empire Strike Back. He was replaced with Trevor Butterfield in Return of the Jedi.

And now a lightning round full of minor characters you’ve never heard of and random Jedi that are only important in the Clone Wars animated series.

Plo Koon

Alan Ruscoe in Phantom Menace. Matt Sloan in Attack of the Clones.

Saesee Tiin (Oh boy)

Khan Bofils in Phantom Menace. Jesse Jensen in Attack of the Clones. Kenji Oates in Revenge of the Sith.

Luminara Unduli

Mary Oyaya in Attack of the Clones. Fay David in Revenge of the Sith. I guess the casting version of Order 66 happened between episodes 2 and 3, because we’re still done with the jedi Order yet.

Stass Allie

Lily Nyamwasa in Attack of the Clones. Nina Fallon in Revenge of the Sith.

Orn Free Taa

Jerome Blake in Phantom Menace. Matt Rowan in Attack of the Clones.

Mas Amedda

This character switches off between Jerome Blake and David Bowers through out the Prequel Trilogy.

Ask Aak

Steven Boyle in Attack of the Clones. Paul Spence in Revenge of the Sith.

Raymus Antilles

Peter Geddis in A New Hope. Rohan Nicol in Revenge of the Sith.

Rune Haako

This guy has been played by a lot of people across the prequel trilogy, so here’s a list of them: Jerome Blake, James Taylor, Alan Ruscoe, Chris Truswell and Sandy Thompson.

Passel Argente

Steven Boyle in Attack of the Clones. Marty Wetherill in Revenge of the Sith.

Moses Binneed

Annette Jones in A New Hope. Richard Bonehill in Return of the Jedi.

Oh my gosh, the casting changes in this series are worse than X-Men.