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#2

Me: chips and salsa or chips and cheese

*looks into mirror as camera pans away*

My life....is....endin---

Smart person: why not just have both?

Me: *proceeds to eat poptart*

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#1

Amazingly hot Girl: Hey you're cute can i get your number

Me: haha number my phone haha ur cute lol haha omg ur funny haha lol

Amazingly hot Girl: *begins to spark me*

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Goal

Weird.jpg is back!!

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The School Theory

Who needs school when you have Friday nights

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THE DICK THEORY

What if dick was the same as penis...lol cuz that's not the case

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The Pizza Theory

What if pizza was really just refined and hardened sperm of dolphins

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Cock

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FEET

Feet are like little torsos with little cocks at the end

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FEET

Feet are like little torsos with little cocks at the end

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Wifi hotspots are like group sex sessions cuz you accomplish less and move slower with more people 😃

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One dick Two dick Three dick Four! Five dick Six dick Seven dick MORE!!!!

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babies

Next time someone tries to judge you just remember you guys were both inside your mothers at some point, isn't it amazing...

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Hello

Hello

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NUTS!!!!!

A's nuts B's nuts C's nuts D's nuts E's nuts F's nuts G's nuts H's nuts I's nuts J's nuts K's nuts L's nuts M's nuts N's nuts O's nuts P's nuts Q's nuts R's nuts S' nuts T's nuts U's nuts V's nuts W's nuts X's nuts Y's nuts Z's nuts NUTS!

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What Ever Happened to Mrs.T?

Saturday night and everything is well I see my neighbor Mrs.T getting into her car and driving down maple street boy did I never think this would be the last time I saw her... I decide to take a stroll the following day and I notice something off to the side of the road, Mrs.T's corpse, her limbs completely lacerated and a smell of blood so thick its like pennies in your mouth as a kid, her chest ripped open and her heart was taken out, and in its place was a soda can, her jaw was completely unhinged and only attached by the skin of her dead decaying face, her left eye gouged out and her ear severed and sewn to her mouth, her intestines stretch far off from her body to which I find a note at the end of the trail which reads "YOU CAN'T FIND IT AND CAN'T FIND ME, ALL PART OF WHAT HAPPENED TO MRS.T BEYOND PAINFUL BEYOND HORRIFIC YOUR RESOLUTION CANT BE SCIENTIFIC LOOK BEYOND THE DEATH AND FIND THE TRUE KEY, TO WHAT IS BEHIND THE DEATH....OF O'L MRS.T"

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OPTIONAL TITLE

Optional title Pit of bile Class so long I could watch the green mile Locked behind bars Only to watch the cars Driving by so fast But for poems, this will not be my last...

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SCHOOL POEM

Bathroom of shit Classroom of pit Females with clit Nurse with first aid kit Holy crap Black people dap School so odd I need a map