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Hiya just letting you know that my next book - SECRETS is currently on Kickstarter I'm delighted to say the book is definitely being made :)

Lots of stretch goals have been hit to include more pages for brand new book-only comics. Plus, every physical copy now comes with these nifty stickers!

Not only has Kickstarter made it a 'Project We Love' but it thanks to all the awesome people who have backed, the book will be upgraded to a landscape 60+ page thicc boi

There's 4 days left to back the Kickstarter!

Back the book to make sure you get a signed copy because every order helps toward smashing stretch goals that make the book even bigger and better. Click the Link and have a great day <3

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Happy Earth Day Everyone!

Hope you don't mind me recycling remaking this old comic!

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How do I un see this?

more like how do I un see this shitty comic lmfaoooooo got’eeem

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You Have a Visitor

Also Dale your wife would be here but she didn’t survive the crash...sooooooo I’ll see ya later.

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New Me

I refuse to let myself turn into that kind of monster

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Cracka Smile

What’s the cheesiest Xmas cracker joke you know?

also it’s come to my attention that Xmas Crackers are only a thing in certain countries. lol wild

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Rudolph Nose

My eyes are up here, Santa

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Gotta Go Fast

The more we push him, the weaker he becomes.

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Comeuppance

Fastest way to this circle of Hell: Hold up the queue at the post office enganging in idle chit chat with the cashier about old times while counting out your 1,500 pennies to pay for a book of stamps.

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The Dark Lord

With Voldemort bearing down on them, the gang decided to tie Ron to a tree as a distraction.

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Toy Tales

He spent years trying to warn us

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Under the Microscope

Why couldn’t you settle down with one of those charming e.Coli boys from next door?

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Mr Oinky

Beloved childhood pet, Mr. Oinky

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Good Eggs

...our destiny awaits.

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Cursed Cake

There is no paradox, the cake is too delicious to resist. Go away nerds I win.

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A Real Monster

He also craps on public bathroom floors, puts water in his cereal and drinks tomato juice.

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Goodbyes

Something to remember me by

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