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hate when recipes be like "2 ingredient" this, "three ingredient" that, and one of those "ingredients" is a frikkin boxed mix of some kind

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EAT THE MOON

Eat the MOON dude

eat the MOON

I don't gotta explain anything

The objective could not be more clear

get up and

eat the moon

go go GO GO GO

You've always wanted to eat the moon

gO GO GO GO GO GO

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Do all food content creators have to have huge mouths

Doesn't mean you ain't cute as heck or/and gorgeous as all get out

But is it a requirement

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Why we not using salted butter, bro

I mean I could google it but maybe somebody got a rant ready

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Ikea: what's missing from your sleep setup?

Me: the sleep

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"Stop buying store-bought because you can make it yourself"

Yeah, but what if I don't want to?

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Why do we have to call it clotted cream? It makes it sound so gross when it's really just fancy cool whip type stuff

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I feel like Kaladin is slowly becoming my cousin Throckmorton

I will not elaborate

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I read "one (1)" as "one, ONE"

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Trope I hate nearly as much as the *takes off glasses to be hot*:

*dude gets a haircut to be hot*

LEAVE MY MANS GORGEOUS FLOWING LOCKS ALONE

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Completely forgot the word "fish"

Improvised

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You know it's bad when you bleed through your menstrual cup.

The big one.

And your period panties.

The thick ones.

And you still have a two-year-old to care for throughout the next 6-8 days.

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Pet peeve: I'm pretty sure making out with someone in full body armor would hurt.

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Pet peeve: hero has the most defined body builder type muscles. Always. And bandages go into every defined crevice as the heroine bandages him.

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I made a joke.

What did the Canadian say to their friend when the first maple tree was discovered?

"I'd tap that."

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"Connected without internet"

And yet you somehow managed to load only the ads anyway.

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Pet peeve: lions do not live in jungles.