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Jedi Masters get gifted "Galaxies best Dad/Mom/Parent" mugs by their padawans regularly.

It's just a mug, and the parent part is crossed out and has "Master" written over it. But it's not with a pen that's made for writing on porcelain so the correction is gone after 3 times in the Space-dishwasher.

Sometimes there isn't even a correction, they just get gifted a "Galaxies best parent" mug.

Are they a parent? No

Did they ever want to be a parent? No

Do they own a "best parent" mug and treasure it more than anything? Yes, yes they do.

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Luminara does Quinlans dreadlocks. You know I'm right. It's their Bestie time, no ones allowed to interrupt them in that time.

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Mace called Depa "Padawan" in a real stern voice once during a Council meeting, to which she, completly flabbergasted, replied "Im 42?!"

This lead to all people on the council laughing and the meeting being completely ruined because every time one of them said something they had to start laughing again.

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I just had a person complain about me sitting on the floor of the supermarket as I checked Cookies for Palm oil. I wasn't sitting in the way, but I had to sit down because it took a few minutes. Fucking asshole

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The implication of Kit Fisto finishing Bant Erin's training are hilarious. Because while there isn't a confirmed age for Kit Fisto (at least I don't think so), he has to be pretty close in age to Bant herself. And while for example 15 to 20 is a big age difference, 20 to 25 isn't. At some point the dynamic had to go from Mentor and Student to a sibling dynamic.

Bant at some point: "Master you're not gonna believe this sit down, I have Tea!"

Kit, not responsible at all: "She really said that? This karking b-"

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Eid Mubarak

Free Palestine

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... recorded by Jonathan Sims, Headarchivist in the division for unexplainable events, the Jedi Archives, Coruscant

I wonder if the Jedi Order has a division devoted to weird stuff. Sort of like the Magnus Institute, only hopefully not controlled by a eldritch fear abomination from beyond our reality. It could even be a crossover; Jonathan Sims, exhausted Jedi scholar!

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In a shocking turn of events, my disability has disabled me.

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noise cancelling headphones aren’t enough i need everyone to die

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Writing Star Wars Clone Wars Fanfictions feels like writing a test I didn't study for, I dont know anything about warfare!?

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Only in the Star Wars Fandom

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I hate it when I make plans for outside, it rains and the other person cancels. Who do you think you are, just wear a jacket. I love rain so much and it pisses me off when people complain about rain and don't own proper jackets.

You can't avoid the heavenly Gift that drenches us and renews our souls.

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Sorry, Let me just...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anyways...

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I'm also just a girl (I want to cut my hair but I just dyed it, so it would be a waste of hair colour)

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Bail Organa is actually the greenest flag in all of Star Wars. He believes in the Republic and after it fell he founded a rebellion. He's married and took he wifes last name. He raised the daughter of his best friend as his own. On that note, his best friend is a woman in politics. He supported the Jedi during the Republic and the Empire. He probably wears Sweaters Breha bought him to Senate Meetings. I love him sm.

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@violetcoloredskies

No it's your horrorscope.

m/m gouge your eyes out and run away together

m/f go to Manchester and dig through the ruins of a burned down building together

f/f leave your fears behind and walk the post apocalyptic world unharmed together

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If you ever wondered what the grown ADHD people are doing, my mom is currently cleaning out, reorganising and then switching two Chests of drawers in her Bedroom.