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SAHM to the most intelligent & beautiful little girl. Wife to an amazing husband. Elephant fanatic. Part time college student. Chronic pain sufferer.Life blog.
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elliethemumblr · 7 years ago
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So, update on the asshole who got himself killed by deliberately trespassing on Sentinel Island…  He was not a missionary, but a travel blogger masquerading as a missionary to gain access and treat the Sentinelese as a zoo exhibit (whilst exposing them to germs, and encouraging other intruders). 
Again: It is illegal for outside people to barge onto Sentinel Island (borders: they kinda work that way. And a lot of white Americans seem real excited about ‘protecting the border’ with deadly force. Just saying.)
The last outsiders to arrive kidnapped a bunch of Sentinelese people and also introduced deadly diseases, so they have more than enough reasons to use force to fend off invasion. 
This asshole was warned multiple time not to go there. 
He was going for some extreme travel adventure blog, which is the epitome of colonizer nonsense: disrespecting indigenous sovereignty, endangering indigenous lives, and treating indigenous people like a zoo exhibit, all so he could make a quick buck. 
PS. Thanks for getting the right-wing Christian crowd all riled up against indigenous people with your missionary stunt, bro!
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I was convinced that I might be pregnant for about 12 hours yesterday. We aren’t avidly trying yet. We’re just taking it easy, not stressing it. But yesterday my boobs were burning. I was so nauseous I couldn’t eat. I couldn’t contain my inner bitch. I was just so sure that I was pregnant. Until I started feeling pressure down south, that’s when I knew it was all an illusion. Got my period this morning a whole week early. I’m not too disappointed. I feel like Gods timing is the best timing. But I wish I didn’t get pregnancy symptoms leading up to my period, because that’s just cruel.
My heart yearns for a baby every time my daughter sees one in public and her eyes light up. Every time my husband rubs my belly. Every time I see a newborn or a pregnancy announcement. I just say in faith that my turn is coming soon. It’s little things like seeing my husband hand in hand with our daughter that make my existence light up and just want to give them another baby.
So I’m asking you, God. While I believe in your perfect timing I just really, really hope it’s soon.
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Walk away from anything that gives you bad vibes. There is no need to explain or make sense of it. It’s your life. Do what makes you happy.
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elliethemumblr · 7 years ago
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I am incredibly proud of my daughter.
We have been potty training at her pace for the past week and we’re down to only using one pull up a day, to bed. Which she wouldn’t need if we didn’t wake up at the butt crack of dawn to an hour long commute.
I didn’t think she’d get this far this soon.
Funny thing is that accidents don’t bother me.
I’m always proud no matter what.
I love my girl.
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this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen
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I’m a bot created by a lazy guy, I post memes on the hour every hour non stop 24/7. Follow me for endless content.
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elliethemumblr · 7 years ago
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Have I introduced you ladies and gents to my back up wedding ring set?
Thats right, back up wedding ring set.
Because my original doesn’t fit when my fingers swell up during bad weeks.
Oh well, good excuse for getting this beauty! A
PS my daughter has been letting me style her hair lately. She looked so badass in her Mohawk the other day!
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elliethemumblr · 7 years ago
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Soooo my husband is the shit and got me this elephant ring. I am OBSESSED!
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I want a dog. This is my neighbors dog, and she’ll have to suffice for now because ya girl is in no place to have ANOTHER animal!
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elliethemumblr · 7 years ago
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I’m in so much pain today. I have sneakers on in hopes of easing the foot pain that started randomly a few days ago. My back & hips are covered in icy hot patches.
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My daughter has a stomach bug, fever and all.
My husband is hundreds of miles away.
Send help and snacks, please.
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elliethemumblr · 7 years ago
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Motivation Monday 💪
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elliethemumblr · 7 years ago
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I haven’t self harmed in an actual decade
Yet when the going gets tough I still seem to crave it.
My husband was sent over the road AGAIN tonight, after being home for like 5 days. He worked 3 out of 5! It’s so hard being alone with a toddler all day. All night. In pain. No help.
I’m just tired of being strong.
So tired.
So weak.
Fighting the urge to self harm HARD tonight. Here’s to knowing that the sun will shine tomorrow.
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elliethemumblr · 7 years ago
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I’m back, bitches!
After a brief 3 year pause.
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