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ok does anyone know that one fic where jeno loses his cat and breaks into jaemins like dorm or house or something bc i can not find it and it is bothering me

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kun: i hate you!

ten (in his head): enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words.

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taeyong: you’re so dramatic.

doyoung *holding a crystal wine glass, throwing rose petals, dressed in purple velvet, draped across the piano*: i have no idea what you’re talking about.

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jeno: i can be pretty annoying.

jaemin: i agree, you can be pretty.

jeno: no, i said—

jaemin: extremely pretty

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mark: what is the proper way to deal with a guy annoying you?

haechan: a knife.

mark: no!

yuta: two knives?

mark: no

doyoung: you guys are savages. the proper way is a untraceable poison.

mark: ... you're all insane.

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mark: do we have any more coffee?

taeyong: yes, but it's been two days since you've slept. please get some rest.

mark: bold of you to assume it's only been two days.

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chenle: if anything goes wrong, just fake a heart attack.

renjun: what are we thinking? the classic angina? or something sexier, like a myocardial infarction?

chenle, who has no idea what those mean: just drop on the ground AND WIGGLE

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Lucas: KUN IS LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD WHAT’S YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Kun: b positive

Lucas, stressed: IM TRYING

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kun: did you buy eggs like i asked?

chenle: no, but i got something better!

kun: lele-

chenle, holds up a chicken: ta-da!

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mark: why are you staring at the mirror 

yuta: im facing my fear

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kun: okay, so… i wanted to have a quick chat about dorm responsibilities because… uh, i think we’re not all pulling our weight here. lucas, you’re a cool guy, but you’re not pulling your weight in the dorms.

lucas: well, i’m glad to hear that i’m cool.

xiaojun: no- that’s not the point though…

lucas: yeah, no, i know-

kun: it’s not a dorm meeting about how cool you are.

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taeyong, about to leave: we still need to talk about your kdrama addiction

 doyoung: *walks away and stares out the window as the rain starts to fall* just go

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renjun: see normally in this kind of situation i would say i’m gonna murder you in your sleep, but not today. i’m gonna to stand over you with a knife till you wake up so you can see my face and the look of absolute rage in my eyes before i stab you 48 times in the chest.

jeno: *taking back his draw four card* see this right here is why we can’t do fun things anymore

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ten: i fucking hate SM

kun: watch your language, my child’s here

ten: my bad

ten: i fucking hate-*covers chenle’s ears* -SM

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kun: gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before bed 

yangyang: no.

kun: this was a gentle reminder yet your words of defiance brings me ungodly amounts of rage

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*in nct group chat*

mark: does mace work on birds

mark: if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

mark: time sensitive question please respond

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ten: why are you looking at me through a fork? 

kun: i’m pretending you’re in jail 

ten: why? 

kun: it’s spiritually healing