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Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004) dir. Raja Gosnell

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🐍Beware the seed that grows in a field watered by blood🐍

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Fellas is it gay for your dead gf to come to you in the night as a spectre just to hold you close and tell you everything is okay

What no I’m not crying what

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Why do you run?

The past will find you again and again and take those you love. That is, if you haven’t already gotten them killed first.

Does the body count never end?

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I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

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What just happened here

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Our favorite thieving ring leader!!! Tio of our dearest Tchunky!!! He is beautiful 😭😭

Commission for @unorthodox-space-marine 

My first time painting an Tabaxi man :3, thank you for commissioning me!

My commission page, if you fancy => link

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Getting robbed by Tchunky the Goblin. Just give him the money, you monster 😭😭

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🦅🦉🦆🐥

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Why do doodles always look better than when you try Σ(-᷅_-᷄๑)

Makhana is my Yuan Ti wizard war mage and I love her a lot and I cannot hold her accent for more than 5 minutes to save my life.

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The Fall of Vervainia Part 3

“I can’t talk about what’s happened next in this book. Secrets. But I think I might be safe where I am. Hopefully this will all blow over.”

-Riella Cobble’s Diary, The 7th of Trainusam, 2100

  We had walked almost all through the night before we found anything of interest. Many people had had the same idea we did. Every store was closed, or broken in to. Cars were wrecked along the roads, and buildings were locked up tight. The guards, or what was left of them, seem to have made their way back to the castle. There were few places left to check out, much less that had anything worth taking.

He was teaching me the whole time though. He was teaching me how to step quietest, how to recognize the signs of thieves and what they meant. How to set up distractions to make stealing easier. What to do if we were caught. He taught me quite a lot, though I had only a few hours to train. I got a lot of practice sneaking around, but little else. He was in the middle of teaching when it happened.

“So, in fact, it is not always better to run if you get caught. If you can see who’s caught you, it might be better to--”

His ears perked up and his head swiveled to the side. We were in the back of an empty shop after running from someone Aiden deemed dangerous. He motioned for me to be quiet. I followed his gaze. Several of the wooden floor boards were moving. Some dust and dirt shifted, and then a trap door lifted from the floor. There were a pair of eyes peeking out. They were a bright yellow. I couldn’t see anything else, but I met their gaze, and the trap door immediately slammed shut.

Aiden rushed over and lifted the door up, revealing a ladder leading down into some sort of underground passageway. Without hesitation, he jumped down and motioned for me to follow. I jumped, moreso fell, down into the tunnel and landed on my butt, yelping in pain. Aiden was already 10 steps ahead of me, in a half-crouch, keeping his hurried footsteps quiet. I tried to keep up with him, but I knew being quiet was a must right now, and I didn’t trust myself to run as quietly as he did, so I followed from a distance.

We had run a good distance, and made several twisty turns at Aiden’s discretion. I couldn’t tell where we were going or why, but after what seemed like forever, Aiden motioned for me to follow him. I did, and I peeked around the corner to see what was up ahead.

There was a half-elf girl in a deep black cloak being scorned by an older half-elf woman.

“You need to be more careful, Gina. We cannot be making mistakes. And you shouldn’t have run straight to me after you got caught, you could’ve lead them-- Oh Gods damnit, Gina!” The older woman had spotted us.

Aiden turned to me and smirked a little before he stepped out, clasping his hands together. I followed him, lost as to what to do.

The older woman pinched the bridge of her nose as Gina profusely apologized.

“Night, ladies! How are you gals doin? Because me and my friend here are in an awful lot of trouble, I’m sure you know that though. Can you see the grime on our faces? We’ve actually been out and about since the explosion.” He sniffed the air. “You two bathe recently?”

The older woman turned to him. “This is none of your business. You don’t have the skill to rob either of us. Keep your pride in tact and head somewhere else.”

Aiden feined insult and looked to me then back to her. “Oh, we weren’t going to rob you ma’am, not at all! I just figured you two had somewhere safe to stay, somewhere that might have something to eat.”

“And why would you think that?”

“Well, like I said earlier, seems to me you’ve taken a bath recently. There's not many places left in the city that have running water AND were not destroyed enough to cover the both of you in ash and dirt. Oh, and by my estimate,” He licked his finger and it to the air, smugly. “We aren’t far from the castle.”

“I’m not going to entertain you any longer, thief. Be on your way.”

Aiden wagged his finger. “Nuh-uh-uh, you don’t have a bluff to call, but I do. Lets say you two are agents of the crown. How quickly do you think I could start a riot over the castle trying to sneak out and steal from the very people they swore to protect?”

“What proof would you even have?”

Aiden outstretched his arms and turned in a circle. “Well, this isn’t a sewer, is it?”

The older woman sighed and prayed. “You wouldn’t. The people need the crown right now. Law must triumph over this chaos.”

“We’re awfully hungry, aren’t we, Riella?”

I nodded, then hugged my stomach and grimaced dramatically.

“And you two won’t kill us, will you? After all, Law must triumph over chaos?”

“Gods damnit, Gina.”

“Sorry, Nilus.”

Nilus shook her head, and the two of them took us in. We learned they were called Foxes of Vervainia.

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Quasit expectation vs reality!

I may not been paying 100% attention when the DM described it 😅

I still think my boi is p cute tho lol