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thunderbolts as a concept is hilarious to me lmfao like imagine your DAD is a part of your friend group

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unfortunately the best advice i can give to everyone bad at fishing in stardew valley is that you just need to get good at fishing in stardew valley

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Agnes: My mother always said that if all the other kids were jumping off a cliff, I should, too.

Wanda: Your mother said that?

Agnes: She was not a nurturer.

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this post was the catalyst for this comic, and i was also thinking of a desi song lyric (tere dil ke sheher mein ghar mera ho gaya / in the city of your heart, my home is made) and just... hmmm.... leaving your mark.... making a house into a home..... when the marks a child inevitably leaves behind (messes, scribbles, and in this case stickers) eventually fade away as they grow older and you're left with the memories stored in what hasn't been erased....

im not verbalizing it very well but catch my drift?

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Jen: we normal witches usually call this a “traumatic event”

Jen *to Agatha*: ..not a “bruh moment”

Jen *to Alice*: ..neither a “major L”

Jen *to Rio*: and most definitely not an “oof lmao”

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Me begging my autism to let me focus on making my presentation on a topic I’m very interested in, but instead it will only allow me to listen to the same 1.5 minutes in the middle of a song on loop for an hour

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being alive is great because there is so much Dan and Phil Games games to watch. but then there’s also The Horrors.

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it would be really funny if, when you raised a dinosaur in stardew valley, there was an outside chance it'd trigger a jurassic park situation

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Congratulations, my duck umbrella

Please, my duck umbrella

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some more rio in wandavision ft. a friends reference 🤲

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Fuck Romeo and Juliet those bitches had NOTHING on the romance my mothers have

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My ex-boyfriend who complained about how much I talk about the MCU would hate how obsessed I am with Agatha All Along

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I’m obsessed with the idea that Rio was the only one who ever thought Agatha was good

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Agatha: I try not to compliment people until they’re dead, but I guess you were… adequate today Billy, tearing up: That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me Agatha: Never repeat it.

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kathryn hahn acts like she fully believes in the existence of the marvel sniper and is terrified of them but also like she’s willing to take one for the team if need be

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the main thing the danandphilgames video tournament voting seems to be confirming for me is that i have very unpopular opinions about which videos are the best ones