I love this podcast including Celia and putting her right in the spotlight too. âMaybe the Institute deserved itâ âWhat a werid take haha what Celiaâ
Having someone IN THE KNOW in the MAIN CAST uogugh, she has so many of the pieces already and if Sam knew heâd FIGHT HER for hiding them lmfao
Anyways Gwen girl youre dumb as shit, pls dont die i love your segments đđ
I need more people to realize the Sam, Colin, and Gwen DREAM TEAM. Dipshits who jump into a sharkâs throat feet-first just to get a little more knowledge? To get an âinâ on whatâs going on? The Magnus Institute that rejected you for âno reasonâ? The computer thats working in ways you know it cant? The elite power that you are pushed to the sidelines of despite your effort? What a match made in hell they should kill someone together
Theyâre all irrational egotistical idiots and i hope they all go batshit from hubris hand-in-hand together
Honestly debating if Jon would have encountered a dream weaver or a false artifact, while dream weaver definitely hits the nail on the head for mr. spider i feel like false artifact would fit Jonâs actual EXPERIENCE/encounter better. Actually i could mix BOTH of them. The false artifact would still be a snare that leads to a âmissing kidâ but itâd instead lead Jon to Mr. Spider, who was in fact a dream weaver left starving and trapped in an abandoned home ooo. Jon wouldnt stay missing tho, which kinda diverges a tad from HSH, but i still rather like the idea.
Also in general for the AU i did consider beholding or buried (HSHâs storyline kinda fits it WELL lol), but i also am thinking about extinction instead?? Maybe spiral, but the idea of introducing wholly unnatural pests as something totally normal and typical, especially if at a slower rate that makes it feel like a live updating catalogue, feels a bit like âhorrible emerging replacementsâ for pests (esp in the game where nearly ALL later reports are no longer natural, the bar of the normal being changed) that extinction kinda embodies. I think beholding WOULDVE worked if it wasnt so focused on âwatch dont actâ,,, picking up peopleâs âstatementsâ is perfect but the help hotline aspect is a bit too misaligned for me.
If i fuckign brainrot myself over this im gonna be so mad
Honestly,,, once i grind thru my fucking finals i might actually make artwork or SMTH for this other than just rambling textposts LOL
Thinking so hard abt a Magpod (more TMA but TMagP DEFINITELY fits) x Home Safety Hotline cross,,,
Jon 2 days into his job going head-in-hands once he gains access to the âconfidential pestsâ ((heâd STILL keep up his skeptic act too))
Honestly wonder what Jane prentiss would be,,, i feel like Reanimatedâs description matches her to a T âmay carry parasites, violent to homeowners, incredibly adept at /hiding and waiting for vulnerable moments/â
His Season 2 paranoia does NOT trust Martinâs tea to not attract tea sprites, heâd throw a FIT
Jon would see the catalogue as a reverse hitlist of all the mfs after him
Oh god,,, mirror nymphâd Sasha?
Season 3 The Admiral gets unicorn fungus and Jon is awkwardly trying to ignore it,, also Jon regularly checking if Admiral gets pookaâd :(
Oooo Jon encountering a dream weaver instead of Mr. Spider?
Not sure if iâd prefer a (probably expanded) HSH-only catalogue, a Smirke-only catalogue (of avatars ig? And/or the non-human phenomena?), or maybe a mix of both?
But also,,,, while i mainly first thought abt this with archives, protocol is kinda just BUILT for HSH aint it? Got the whole set-up already: get unsettling recount of experience (from old ass PC, would be fun with a Freddieâs haunted ass giving Sam early-access to info he wasnt meant to have,,), categorize incident report into your spooky filing system. Would just change it to a hotline and actually HELP them bitches. (The helping advice is âconsider therapyâ)
If i had any free time (or yknow, done any of my own writing past 1 middle school assignment,,, guess i could draw but thinking of drawing a comic makes me wanna invert) to actually develop this iâd be so powerful, id be so fucking annoying about it