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I’ve been waiting a year to post this

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Pros and Cons of Living in Markarth

Pros: Beautiful Scenery, it's Located in Ancient Dwemer Ruins

Cons: It's Markarth

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Meridia's beacon on clearance at the home goods if anyone wants to start a quest

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basically I think that if your protagonist doesn’t want to fuck someone so bad it makes them look stupid, then there probably isn’t enough energy in your story. “Fuck someone” isn’t literal btw—they can want to uncover the secrets of their parent’s death, they can want to prove their worth, they can want a donut from one particular bakery—it can be anything so long as they want it so bad that they’ll make decisions that make any sane person go “are you a moron??”, with little to no forethought, or even tons of forethought and this is still the option they chose. Because they want to fuck that thing so bad.

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Happy pride month bisexuals!

lineart:

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had a dumb idea because i just remembered i used to have one of these old toy tape recorders when i was a kid and id record stories i came up with

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judgment ⛓️🕷️🩸

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WHAT OUTFIT IS THIS?!!!!

HELP 🫠🫠🫠

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Reconnecting with music on a quiet evening in Waterdeep.

Thanks @simpofwaterdeep and @hyperfixationstation128 for the words that conjured this image.

Music by ZHRØ on Freesound

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Gnome chompski is my spirit animal yall

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Neil Gaiman doesn’t have anything to do with Dead Boy Detectives THE TV SERIES. He has confirmed this multiple times. He’s NOT a writer or director of the show. His name is ONLY attached from the comics he did write. He wrote 2 scenes to connect the series to Netflix’s Sandman.

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howdy pardner

since a lot of yall liked the idea of cowboy nightwing

throws these out for good measure

freaky wip photo

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The company: So what's for dinner?

Bombur: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

The company: ...

Gloin: Is it soup?

Bombur: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Dwalin: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Bombur: Wow, you're soup-per mean

Thorin: STOP

*one hour later*

The company: It's fucking roast beef?!?!?!?

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okay i’m done after this (probably)