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Harry: Are you ever going to listen to me?

Effie: Yes. Absolutely.

Harry: When?

Effie: When you’re right.

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Iris, proudly: I slept.

Katniss: Is that so much of a rare thing that you have to say it?

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Finnick: I lost Dahlia.

Peeta: How did you LOSE Dahlia?!

Finnick: To be fair, she is very small.

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Jasmine: That’s a nice argument, Siri. Why don’t you back it up with a source?

Sirius: My source is that I made it the fuck up!

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Fred: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Selene: Orchids, why?

Fred:

Selene: Were you going to get me flowers?

Fred:

Selene:

Fred: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Cedric, looking at Janine: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.

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Draco: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Ophelia: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

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Sierra: Don’t trust everything you see on the internet.

Ron: Pfft. What possible nonsense could come from the internet? Oh. Did you know that the Earth is actually flat?

Sierra: *Takes away Ron’s phone* Yeah, that’s enough for you.

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Fleamont: Why are our kids crying?

Euphemia: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-

James: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!

Fleamont: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-

Jack: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!

Fleamont: NO, NOT THAT!

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Dean: Are you laughing at that video of Harry and Malfoy fighting?

Violet: No

Violet: I’m laughing at the comments.

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George: Get in loser, we’re going shopping.

Lyra: This is a McDonald’s drive thru

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*When they first met Hermione*

Hermione: Do I sound smart, or am I smart?

Mira: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.

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Oriana: Kill me nowwwww.

Harry: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.

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James: What do you have?

Effie: A KNIFE!

James: NO!

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: James Potter/Lily Evans Potter, Sirius Black/Remus Lupin Characters: James Potter, Lily Evans Potter, Harry Potter, Sirius Black, Marauders (Harry Potter), Remus Lupin, Original Potter Family Characters (Harry Potter), Weasley Family (Harry Potter) Additional Tags: James Potter Lives, Lily Evans Potter Lives, The Golden Trio Era (Harry Potter), Slow To Update, Harry Potter is Not a Horcrux, Harry Potter is Not the Boy-Who-Lived Summary:

Effie had only just turned four when it happened. Voldemort broke in, catching them all by surprise, and the rest was history. He died that night, leaving not just a boy but a family that lived. The Wizarding World thought that was it, that the Dark Lord was gone, but things could never be that easy. The war might've been put on pause, but that didn't mean it was over.

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Johanna: You know, sometimes dandelions remind me of Iris.

Finnick: Aww, is it because they’re like a little sunshine, spreading light and hope everywhere?

Johanna: What? Gross, no, it’s because she’s like a weed that you can’t get rid of!

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Peeta: What are you eating?

Dahlia: You wouldn’t like it, it’s really salty.

Peeta: I like you, don’t I?

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