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Just give me Wilbur and Tommy growing up together headcanons that’s it that’s all I want

Anon do you have any idea what you have just unleashed

*cracks fingers*

Alright so we all know that Phil was a pretty shit dad

Neglectful, absent.

Probably travelling type beat

So Wilbur was left alone with Tommy pretty much... all the time

They were eachother's only company. Their only friend's.

Since Wil was left alone to take care of Tommy, he just. He ended up fucking raising him lmfao

He homeschooled him. Taught him how to count, how to read, everything he knew. His values.

Tommy as a toddler would consistently refer to Wilbur as "dad". cue panic

Toddler Tommy, pulling at his sleeve : dad?

Wilbur :

Phil :

Wilbur : i can explain

"Wilby" was a childhood nickname

It was an attempt of Tommy trying to say "Wilbur"

Anyways any time he uses it Wilbur fucking melts into a puddle

Bonus points it was his first words ahaha

I'd imagine he'd outgrow using it but he'd occassionally slip up and call him that

And proceed to die of embarrassment

I'd also imagine he'd use it to coerce him into doing something he wants

Wilbur : Tommy I am not-

Tommy : but Wilby :(

Wilbur, on the verge of tears : okay

He'd probably also call him that when like.. he's really sleepy

Bringing in the Tommy sewing hc, Tommy was the one who sewed Wilbur's yellow sweater.

Tommy taught himself how to sew the rips and tears in his clothes. He enjoyed sewing.

And by enjoyed I mean he aggressively hyperfixated on sewing

Yes I hc c!Tommy with adhd. yes he's a walking disaster.

His mind would just fucking blank while sewing

Tommy : I fixed your shirt :)

Wilbur : h-how

Wilbur : it had massive tears???

Tommy :

Tommy : i'm gonna be honest with you wil i have no idea fucking how my hands just do this shit

Tommy was one of those angry gremlins children that bite and scream but as soon as he gets picked up by Wilbur he just (. .)

Mother fucker tames him

Phil : hey yall-

Tommy : AARRRGRGRGHRGHRRGG

Phil, screaming : GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH

Wilbur : it don't bite

Phil : YES IT DO

Tommy can't tie his shoes

He just goes around with untied shoes until he inevitably has to ask Wilbur

Tommy, with untied shoes :

Wilbur : do you need me t-

Tommy : NO I KNOW HOW TO TIE MY FUCKING SHOES FUCK OFF

Wilbur : then do it

Tommy :

Tommy, under his breath : please tie my shoes

Wilbur takes Tommy to buy laceless shoes

Tommy gets crocs

Wilbur loses his shit

Tommy, holding a pair of crocs : I got me crocs

Wilbur : I am not buying you crocs

Tommy : crocs

Wilbur : n-

Tommy : CROCS

He bought him crocs.

On the rare occassions that Phil is actually there they just. Follow him around

They cling.

They make it a game to guess how long it'll take before he fucking leaves again

Anyways Tommy and Tubbo are childhood best friends cuz I said so

Tommy just found Tubbo in the park and their souls fuckin intertwined

Wilbur : are you ready to go home

Tommy, holding Tubbo's hand : yes.

Wilbur :

Wilbur : who's this

Tommy : my best friend :)

Tubbo : our souls have intertwined :D

Wilbur : ah.

Tubbo just kinda went with them and never fucking left

Tubbo he sometimes leaves to do his own thing but he always comes back

He's like a fucking cat he just comes for dinner and fucks off after SHFKKSK

Tommy, sitting at the dinner table : where's tubbo?

Wilbur : he doesn't even live here

Tommy : yeah but where's Tubbo

Wilbur :

Wilbur : wait shit where is Tubbo-

Phil, on his visit : who the fuck is this

Wilbur, unfazed, reading a geography book : he multiplied.

Bringing in the play au, Tommy and Tubbo did these little shows where they put their imagination on steroids and acted their hearts out

They'd put on these shows for Wilbur

Tommy, holding a cardboard tube : I WILL SLAY YOU, BITCH

Tubbo, in a dragon onesie, gripping onto a barbie doll : THE PRINCESS IS MINE

Tubbo : YOU WILL HAVE TO TRAIN FOR ANOTHER 100 YEARS

Tommy : FUCK NO

Tommy : *bonks him*

Tubbo : *collapses onto the ground*

Tommy, picking up the barbie doll : I SAVED YOU, BITCH!

Wilbur, recording with his phone, tearing up : you're doing amazing, sweetie

Every time Phil comes on one of his visits Tommy takes it upon himself to make a show for him

I'd imagine they'd spend holidays like Christmas alone

Phil would always promise to visit but. He doesn't

They'd always get the same letter. "Sorry boys! Couldn't make it this year. Maybe next year will be different."

With a picture attached

He was always with a friend.

Always in an icy sorrounding.

Wilbur, angrily sitting down :

Tommy : what happened?

Wilbur, slamming the letter on the table : he isn't coming.

Tommy : but he promised he would?

Wilbur : he always fucking promises he would!

Wilbur, banging his fists on the table : and he NEVER does!

Anyways so tommy adhd hc

Tommy does the little flappy hand stims

Haha he'd get shamed for it

So Wilbur would flap his hands with him for him to feel more comfortable. Normalised.

Tommy : *does the flappy hand stim*

Wilbur *also does the flappy hand stim*

Tommy : :D!!!

Wilbur : :D!!!

Or alternatively

Tommy : *stimming*

Phil : Tommy, can you stop that?

Tommy : oh. I'm sorry dadza.

Wilbur : *starts angrily stimming*

Phil : Wil-

Wilbur : *stims harder*

Ah fuck after the independance war Tommy stims in excitement for their victory and Wilbur joins him and :(

Fundy : the fuck are they doing

Wilbur and Tommy : *aggressively stimming*

Tubbo : dw it's a brother thing

Tubbo : they just. Do this

Tommy also does the stims where you just bounce up and down

Mother fucker can't stay still he just has to move somehow

Anytime Wilbur had to go out for any errands he'd have to take Tommy with him because he refuses to leave him own his own

I also imagine they'd live in like. A village

Wilbur, trading with a villager :

Villager : ah. I see you brought your son

Wilbur : wh-

Tommy : LMAO

Wilbur's just trying to get his groceries while Tommy terrorises the villagers

Wilbur : so-

Tommy, running around, laughing, lighting everything on fire with a torch :

Wilbur :

Wilbur : h-how many emeralds do you want :)

Wilbur resorted to putting him on a child leash

Which led Tommy to complain and whine while he's dragged around the village

Wilbur, trading :

Tommy : WILBYYYYYYYY

Wilbur : tommy-

Tommy : WILBY I WANNA GO HOOOOOME

Wilbur : LET ME GET OUR DINNER FIRST

Tommy, bouncing up and down : WIIIIILBYYYYYYY

He's just angrily stimming while Wilbur desperately trades for basic human essentials

Every time Phil is back and actually like. Tries to be their dad he just fails miserably while Wilbur gives him parental advice about taking care of Tommy AHDSKBFBD

Phil, trying to be Tommy's fucking dad :

Wilbur, slamming a manual onto the table :

Phil : what the fuck

Wilbur, opening the book : you must handle the gremlin with care

Little shit like

Phil, making dinner :

Wilbur : Tommy won't eat that.

Phil : why?

Wilbur : sensory overload.

Phil :

Phil : what the fuck is that

Phil : i'm gonna go out with Tommy for a bit :)

Wilbur : the leash is to your left.

Phil : th-

Phil : the leash?

Phil : it's bed t-

Wilbur : you fool he slumbers at 9pm.

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Anon i fucking warned you /lh

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like or reblog if you still have plushies/stuffed animals. im autistic and need validation

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so, i know i know, some words had different meanings in history and their meanings changed or they were invented later on.

But, er, consider this fun little concept:

Arthur has been sheltered by his father all his life. And Uther made sure that some things just never got through to Arthur. Like knowledge on magic.

So, imagine Arthur doesn't know what the word gay means.

Merlin comes to town, challenges Arthur and Arthur overhears some of his knights say: wow, that peasant. have you seen how he talked to the prince? So GAY.

Arthur is like: what? what's that word? he probably means brave. That peasant WAS very brave. That's what that word MUST mean. Yes. That's it. new slang word. i understand it.

so, Arthur has a galaxy brain moment and thinks he can use it all the time now.

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Merlin steals a dress from Morgana.

Arthur tells a random night.

Arthur: that's SO gay, right?

the knight: *surprised that Arthur knows the word* oh a, yes my lord. It sure sounds that way.

Arthur: *relieved that he apparently understood the word correctly*

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A knight outs a commoner to humiliate him.

the knight: look at this man *points sword at him but looks at arthur* he is gay! he has to be punished for it

Arthur: what do you mean, you want to kill him for being gay? why?

knight: because it's wrong my lord?!

Arthur: are you living under a ROCK? You're a KNIGHT for gods sake. All my knights should be gay.

knight: O.o wut

Arthur: in fact, the gayer you are, the better! Haven't you proven your gayness to become a knight?

knight: *stutters scandalized* no, my lord. I'm NOT gay!

Arthur: then your knighthood shall be removed. i can't have knights who aren't gay.

knight: *mouth drops open. helplessly turns to the other knights who are stiffling their laughter*

Gwaine: you heard the man.

knight: Sire, are YOU gay?

Arthur: i would like to think myself one of the gayest knights camelot has ever seen.

town people:........ (ꏿ﹏ꏿ;)

Lancelot: and i thought Merlin was -

Arthur: oh yes. Merlin is THE gayest man I've ever met. He has proven it to me many times.

Lancelot: (@_@)

Gwaine: this is the best day of my life

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Arthur at Merlin: Merlin, I just wanted to tell you, you are the gayest man i've ever met

Merlin: *blinks* erm....

Arthur: you okay?

Merlin: you don't sound angry or anything, are you okay?

Arthur: why would i be angry? i am PROUD of you.

Merlin: oh O///O thank you, my lord. i didn't think you'd accept me for that.

Arthur: why wouldn't I? Being gay is the best quality a man can possess.

Merlin:....... are you drunk?

Arthur: no?

Merlin: Are YOU gay?

Arthur: i'd like to think so, yes.

Merlin: ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

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Arthur at Morgana: i'm starting to think gay does not mean what i think it means.

Morgana: *sputters*: what?

Arthur: gay means brave, right?

Morgana: *eyes wide* erm...... *thinking: omg that explains so much*

of course it does, Arthur

Arthur: oh, thank god. I think you are very gay too, Morgana

Morgana: *laughing* i mean, you're not wrong

Arthur: Gwen is too!

Morgana: THAT I can confirm

it continues like that. please add more, this is hilarious.

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I can't forget about this I need to watch it later

someone cut together 8 hours of deancasnatural so now you guys never have to suffer a rewatch ever again you’re welcome

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I WAS JUST LOOKIKG UP THE HEIGHT OF JENEN ACKLES, JARED PADALECKI AND OWEN JOYNER BC I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF LIKE A SUPERNATURAL JATP AU WITH ALEX AS LIKE THE 3RD BROTHER AND I WAS WANTING TO KNOW THEIR HEIGHTS AND STUFF RIGHT?? ANYWAYS GOOGLE IS SAYING OWEN IS 5'10" LIKE WHAT?? TBH J THIUGHT HE WAS A LOT TALLER AND ITS SAYING JENSEN IS 6'1"??? I THOUGHT HE WAS WAY SHORTER TBH AND JARED BEING 6'4" IS UNSURPRISING BUT LIKE??? I AM CONFUSED I LOWKEY THOUGHT OWEN WOULD BE TALLER THAN JENSEN ACKLES (anyway that's all I came here to say)

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I JUST REALISED THAT EVERYTIME I PICTURE PERCY JACKSON IN NY HEAD I LIKE SEE ROSS LYNCH BUT WITH BLACK HAIR AND SEA GREEN EYES, IDK HOW IM JUST NOW REALIZING THIS BUT ROSS LYNCH GIVES ME MAJOR PERCY JACKSON VIBES

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Okay guys I’m just gonna say this, if you get mentioned in any of these Ray Ban charity event posts. DO NOT CLICK ON IT. It is a phishing website. DO not click on it unless you have the correct add blockers and safety precautions. I’ve gotten mentioned in at least 20 of these at this point, and a lot of them are from people I follow. That is because they have been hacked. They clicked on this link and their account was hacked. Please don’t click on this. I’m just bringing some more awareness to this.

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I am so so sorry. I swear this is the last one

Willie singing Trying my best by Anson Seabra (to Alex bc it makes sense)

Carrie singing everything I wanted by Billie Eilish (and referring to Alex when she says “you” and stuff, but platonically bc yes)

Luke singing Already gone by sleeping at last.... I think (to Julie even tho I don’t ship them cause it makes sense too)

Luke signing Salt by Bad suns (bc trans Luke gives me life)

Bobby singing You said you’d grown old with me by Michael Schulte (about the bois bc I like to be sad)

Reggie singing heather by Conan gray (about like and Julie, and I said this a while ago, I’m saying it again)

Reggie singing Little league by (again) Conan gray (to and about the boys I’d say)

Flynn singing Scars to your beautiful by Alessia Cara (to Carrie, and. 1- this song is like kind of meant to be like platonic and general to everyone but I’m gonna ignore that. 2- I’m a dumb lesbian so I ship it, fight me)

Flynn sining What makes you beautiful by one direction (to Julie BUT in a platonic way bc Flynn is that kind of friend, the one that says “the way you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed” and “you’ll understand why I want you so desperately” I’m a friend way and Julie would just be like “girl! Same”)

Reggie singing Hey, soul sister by Train (to Julie in a, duh, brotherly way, bc we love reggie loving on Julie like the big brother that he is, so like Flynn, everything is purely platonic and cute)

I’m done, I promise, that’s it, bye.

I think all of these needed to be songfics or at least added to a playlist!!! This is just so perfect!!!!!!

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Willy and alex HC: Alex loves small things and cute things idk like I keep imagining willie giving alex like little rubber ducks or small cute stuffed animals or idk I literally dont know where this came from but I feel like alex would totally collect rubber ducks for some reason also I want a fic where willie takes Alex the build a bear and they build a whole bear family.

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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Actually can alex be from the same time as willie bc I just want cute moments between then while they are watching the show and stuff and the boys and Alex's parents reacting to alex and wille

Can someone please wright a watching the show fanfic but for julie and the phantoms??? Like I want a dic where everyone watches the show and reacts to it. I want all of the boys parents from right after they died and julie right before she met the boys and the boys right after they meet julie and willie after he skates away in the last episode and I want them all watching the show and of course everyone else will be there all the other characters I just dont know from what time period maybe Julie's family from the same time as her as well as everyone else from 2020 and I just really want someone to Wright this fic bc I'm sure if I try It will not be good and it will be cheesy and badly written.

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Can someone please wright a watching the show fanfic but for julie and the phantoms??? Like I want a dic where everyone watches the show and reacts to it. I want all of the boys parents from right after they died and julie right before she met the boys and the boys right after they meet julie and willie after he skates away in the last episode and I want them all watching the show and of course everyone else will be there all the other characters I just dont know from what time period maybe Julie's family from the same time as her as well as everyone else from 2020 and I just really want someone to Wright this fic bc I'm sure if I try It will not be good and it will be cheesy and badly written.

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I couldn’t find this vid of Owen singing on tumblr so I’m making this post for posterity.

Further evidence why Alex needs a solo in S2!!

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the whole spectrum etc…

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I FORGOT TO SAY BUT I THINK EDDIE SHOULD BE A VAMPIRE AND RICHIE A WEREWOLF BUT LIKE ONE OF THE WEREWOLVES FROM TWILIGHT BC I LOVE THEM AND THEY ARE SO MUCH BETTER IN MY OPINION AND I ALSO WANT RICHIE TO BE ABLE TO DANCE A LITTLE AND I WANT MOMENTS WHEN THEY ARE DANCING TOGETHER

OOOOO MYYYYY GOOOOOODDD I JUST HAD THE THOUGHT OF A IT AND TVD/ORIGINALS/LEGACIES CROSSOVER BUT I CANNOT GET INTO THAT RIGHT NOW BC LIKE I NEED TO PROCESS BUT LIKE YALL SHOUKD DEFINITELY COME UP WITH UDEAS FOR THAT BUT I WANT EDDIE TO BE A DANCER IDK Y BUT I JUST KEEO IMAGINING EDDIE AS A DANCER SO WE GONNA STICK WITH THAT