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BOTW Sidlink AU where Sidon travels with Link due to his knowledge of Hyrule, and it's cute and romantic and FUNNY, and- ✨⭐️

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Me 🤝 Natsu

"fuck the Council"

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i… i need to watch ponyo??

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

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the heart shaped locket with a portrait of my nemesis inside stays ON during sex

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Peak Lord meeting

Yue Qingyuan: How about we switch our current piping system to lead pipes- they're much more malleable and sealed. It'd be a great investment.

Shang Qinghua, who barely passed science but does remember some stuff: Hmmm how about we don't.

Out on a mission

Qi Qingqi: And when did he begin to take a turn for the worse

Tearful wife: around the time his doctor prescribed him medicine for his illness

Shang Qinghua, squinting at the label on the bottle: does that say arsenic

Shang Qinghua, sidling up to Mu Qingfang: hey how attached are you to the use of mercury as a treatment for constipation.

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mbj, who is struggling against his uncle in a fight over who inherits the family company, tries to prove that lgj is doing shady business. he snoops, finds documents tying company funds to an establishment he can't find anything on, and goes to investigate.

while snooping around clubs that may be tied to lgj, he meets sqh. he thinks sqh works for his uncle. sqh, who can't say he's a sex worker bc he'd get thrown out of the club (stingy, it's not like he's stealing their customers if he gives them a blowie in the bathroom), is just like. "nonono I'm just, yknow, an "accountant"!" thinking mbj will get the reference.

mbj does not get the reference. he does, however, need an accountant to check over these documents for him - one that's not officially working for his company and not in lgj's pockets. it's weird that this accountant wants to be paid in cash and only works at night, but all the better for mbj if he can do it outside his actual office.

sqh catches on that mbj did not in fact understand and plays along bc he's scared and horny. they get close while working to uncover lgj's shady business and catch feelings. but how the fuck is sqh supposed to come clean about technically being a sex worker???

shit hits the fan when lgj finds sqh and buys him for a night when he's supposed to be meeting mbj. sqh manages to leave, gets beaten to shit for it, but lgj already sent mbj information revealing who sqh actually is, framing it as though sqh has been working for him the entire time.

even though mbj doesn't want to see him, sqh finally gathers enough evidence to expose lgj and cement mbj's position. He sends it all to mbj and also the press before deciding to skip town and start new somewhere else.

Cue mbj spending months trying to find him again. It's a race bc of course lgj is looking for him, too. Insert dramatic reunion and finally, the grand moshang kiss!

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imagine the demons in svsss having like. The attributes in a/b/o where they like. Have estrus cycles and scent their mates and purr and shit and now im imagining Shang Qinghua getting smothered every single time he returns from An Ding peak by Mobei Jun because he just doesn’t smell right anymore and so Mobei Jun has to rub his face all over Shang Qinghua until he smells like Mobei Jun again and he’s just purring the entire time and Shang Qinghua is just trapped for twenty minutes like this

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Hire me kagami

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still holding on to the “kryptonians can’t stay up super late” agenda. anyway every time tim returns from a mission where he’s been gone for an extended period of time, kon becomes CLINGY

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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.

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more stsg x jinumi

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My fucking graduation gown is from ‘Josten’s’ this is the best day ever

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I cannot express how much fun kpop demon hunters is. also shoutout to one of the most descriptive titles of all time. they sure are kpop demon hunters.

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The issue with learning to write smut is dancing around it and building up to it while not wanting to lose your motivation, so i end up writing around the scene until I’m ready to write it, so it’s sort of like I’ve written the full chapter before I’ve even gotten to the intimate scene. This isn’t about anything specific though, certainly not a four chapter sip with 24k words, 11k of which are the first completed chapter.

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Plasma Ballbasaur will put you in a trance for all eternity, unless you feed them delicious berries.

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❣️Nalu X Abysm Sovereign❣️

So when the trailer came out for Sylus's new myth, I was on the floor! And Sylus looks majestic 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 and MC's cloths are pretty 🥰🔥 So I wanted to draw my favs with those getup 🌟 This is sooo them coded tbh.

But my gosh was the clothes so detailed, and I almost gave up on finishing this! Good thing I did tho, hahaha.

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I’ve just got to lock in < voice of someone who has never locked in before and shows no sign of making good on changing that now