“It was a hair net of fine-spun silver, the strands so thin and delicate the net seemed to weigh no more than a breath of air when Sansa took it in her fingers. Small gems were set wherever two strands crossed,”
the year is 2025. jensen ackles is strapped to an office chair with ducktape and nails, a pen hot glued to his hand, on the tv panel behind him is playing every gay kiss that was streamed on live tv from 2005 to 2025. misha collins is taped to the desk sacrificial style as jensen ackles is forced to write season 31 of supernatural on misha's exposed chest consisting of 327 sex scenes per episode between dean and castiel. the bi firefighter is holding the hose, cocked and loaded, as a threat to write faster
jared padalecki walks in, hurt and betrayed. he says "it should've been sastiel!" he gets pressure washed with the hose
@disappointmentthemusical does he get a slur pass for experiencing straight homophobia
starting a conspiracy theory that misha collins came out as bisexual because he experienced so much workplace homophobia on the supernatural set that he momentarily forgot he was actually straight
You think I'd let him destroy me and end up happier than ever? No fucking way. He doesn't get to win. My cute, charming, salt-of-the-earth Missouri guy. He needed to learn. Grown-ups work for things. Grown-ups pay. Grown-ups suffer consequences.
out of all the insane things that happened in hannibal the most egregious was everyone thinking Will could swallow a WHOLE ear, not in pieces but literally whole thing cmon