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I asked her to wear pants

Aight bro I got you here are some memes to make you giggle (I hope u don’t mind I put a few, u can do all or just one). :D

BE BLESSED WITH M E M E S

Oh shit, what did you do to pissed V off?

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It is a FACT the gender and genitalia a person is born with is their gender and genitalia for LIFE.

It is CANON Nanami was BORN a MAN with a FLAT chest and DICK. IS a MAN with a FLAT chest and DICK. And will ALWAYS be a MAN with a FLAT chest and DICK. It’s SHOWN in the manga and anime.

Bruh... It was a genderbend–Chill out

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FemShep definitely keeps a gun strapped to her thigh when she wears a dress.

she would!

Grinding on her thigh

The cocktail dress hugs her body just right, black fabric stretching over her hips as she sits down, crossing her legs and motioning you over.

Of course you take a seat at the edge of her lap, that's commander Shepard. Who could ever refuse Hercules a request? Her hand settles on the small of your back, lower and lower, firmly pulling you higher up her leg, until you're seated on her thighs, closing the distance between you two.

You're unsure if it's really allowed, to just use her steel-like thighs for your pleasure. Hesitantly grinding down, uncertain movements and subtly rocking back and forth. She seems pleased, if that sinful red-painted smile on her face is anything to go by. So you keep going, hips moving bolder and bolder as you ride her thigh—until you feel something solid and cold brush by your most intimate area.

A renegade Shepard would definitely want you to continue still, grind on her strapped pistol, why not? It's fine, just keep going, you were already doing so well. The short hem of her dress still hides just enough of the gun, you can have plausible deniability, claim you never felt it in the first place and seek your relief between her scolding flesh and cold iron. She won't bring it up later, if you won't, your obscene act in a lust-clouded haze... maybe.

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You're sent to assassinate her

Sometimes life gets rough, even for assassins! In a moment of weakness you accepted that bounty on Commander Shepard's head that's been posted for an ungodly amount of credits...

Yeah many other mercenaries came before you for her head, and failed, quite embarrassingly. But you're different! See, they failed because they let their ego get the best of them and focus too much on a dramatic entrance. That's just dumb! While you always preferred a mere subtle and direct approach, to get the job done as quickly and cleanly as possible.

Your target is known to frequent nightclubs during her shore leave, all you have to do is doll yourself up and throw yourself at her under the pretence of being drunk, take her to a back-alley to make out, then blow her brains out, and go collect your retirement. In and out, all in a night's work! Bada bing bada boom!

Except your plan derails a bit, when instead of you even getting to make the first move—by bumping into her, spilling your drink on her then apologising profusely—Shepard gets to you first. Intimidating the person on the stool next to you to scurry off with nothing more than a single look, before immediately taking their place, and asking if she can buy you a drink—while actively buying you the said drink before you could answer.

Okay, little strange turn of events, but maybe you're just her type? You can go with the flow, keep up the charade of a starred eye fan who never expected a celebrity to take interest in you! Except she actually seems more interested in talking about you than bragging about her achievements, huh. It's a little tricky having to come up with answers on the spot to her personal questions, traces of truth keep slipping out as you try not to seem suspicious.

She just attentively listens, throwing a flirty remark here and there. And when she coaxes you into the dance floor, you're almost floored by the discovery of how much this real life valkyrie is godawful silly at dancing. It's kind of endearing.

The two of you stumble your way out the back entrance, arms around each other, laughing your hearts out. It's hard to keep track of your mission still in the haze of events, but you sneak a hand around her waist and nudge her towards the wall. She understands your intentions and relaxes her body in your grasp, completely letting you move her around as you wish.

There is a twinge in your heart as you kiss her neck. You try to shake the remorse off but it creeps on you alongside the smell of her perfume, it's intoxicated how her body desperately pressed back into your own.

The idea of walking away crosses your mind for a split second, but you immediately push it down. You can't let your conscience get the better of you now; your heart has long turned into stone. This is merely another job, plus you'll literally be set for life after it. Her eyes are closed, pleasure filled groans filtering through her lips, shiny and plump from all the kisses you drowned her in. This is the prime opportunity to act, your hand moves to your back pocket. Oh she must think you were undoing your belt, for her own hand moves under the split side of her dress... You swallow your dry throat at the idea of her reaching in there to pull her panties down.

Only for a gun to press against your hammering heart. She kisses your lips, the sparks fly, your still warm body makes a thud falling down.

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Heya! Just found your requests page. Could trouble you for some Mud x reader headcanons? Feel free to get suggestive if you wish.

Spoiled Rotten

You first met Mud when he was scoping a joint out for Ken, the goopy mobster very quickly forgetting what he was meant to be doing when he saw your pretty face.

His flirting was crude, plain and sometimes very indecent…but still, he was rather endearing.

If you DO give him the attention he craves, congratulations, you’ve got yourself a silly little guy!

Now Mud isn’t a hopeless romantic, he’s just a bit hopeless, especially since he never had too much luck in the whole ‘relationship’ department.

cough Joshua cough

He tends to go…overboard, in a lot of his attempts to both woo you and impress you, like buying stealing a couple tickets to shows and movies, his attempts to take you to nice dinners {Ken likes you so he lets you two eat at the shop for a discount}, and trying to take you with them on jobs.

Mud can and will blow all his scarabs on treating you right, even if he complains about it after, because he wants you to be living comfortable. Problem with rent? Not anymore! Debatable on if he cemented your landlord. Want that pretty thing you saw in the shop window? You got it!

No expense is too high for you…until he runs out of scarabs, then it’s too high…so he just steals it, or convinced the rest of the Smiling Dead to run a heist on the place.

Speaking of the Smiling Dead, they love you!

Mel was a little sketchy around you, more than once you caught her spying on you to ‘make sure you weren’t a piece of shit’. But she warmed up to you pretty quickly, glad that someone’s keeping her uncle in line.

Breadhead was honesty just happy Mud’s been in a better mood more and more lately, and he gives you the biggest hug when you were first introduced.

Ken flat out acted like he couldn’t care less…until he started asking you questions. “What do you do?”, “Where do you live?”, “What’s your affiliation with any other crime families?”, “What’s your social security number?”

All in all, they like you and once they’ve mellowed out know that you and Mud are pretty good together.

Please invite this man to spend the night at your place, he hasn’t had a proper bed in years.

Will treat it like it was made of satin and silk, even if it’s a spongey, springy, lumpy thing.

Depending on how far along you two are he might start spending more time at your place, occasionally spending the night as you and him get more comfortable with each other.

Poor sludgy man doesn’t even notice you slowly moving him into your place until Ken asks where the hell he’s been.

No wonder he couldn’t find his spare fedora at the shop.

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...Ok listen, This is just a question! 😭 If you don't want to I understand–I just wanna get my point across this is just a question... Would you be willing to make Anissa x reader?

Heeeeell the fuck no

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shrek 2 dvd menu

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You seem to know your way around "Tall women X Short men" vibe... You know any manhwa, manga, anime, Webtoon etc with this trope—

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-Yeonwoo's innocence-

[Y̲̲̅̅e̲̲̅̅o̲̲̅̅n̲̲̅̅w̲̲̅̅o̲̲̅̅o̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅&̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅H̲̲̅̅a̲̲̅̅e̲̲̅̅s̲̲̅̅o̲̲̅̅l̲̅]

-𝚃𝚘 𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚝-

[A̲̲̅̅d̲̲̅̅r̲̲̅̅i̲̲̅̅a̲̲̅̅n̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅&̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅F̲̲̅̅r̲̲̅̅e̲̲̅̅y̲̅]

-Lovely complex-

[A̲̲̅̅t̲̲̅̅s̲̲̅̅u̲̲̅̅s̲̲̅̅h̲̲̅̅i̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅&̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅R̲̲̅̅i̲̲̅̅s̲̲̅̅a̲̅]

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Throwing my fists into the air and punching with no care, squealing like a fangirl who picked from a crowd and cheering like an aussie bar who just gave out free drinks.

God I’m going to no life this game just like when I first got it back on PS3.

If anyone wants me, I’ll be in my basement with a 30 pack of Mountain Dew, Cheese & Onion chips and the music turned up so loud it makes my house jump.

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Arlecchino : Only for the poor soul who tries to pull you away from me, my love...

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Me (A guy) : ....I need you to defy biology and knock me up...

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Was the guy on the ceiling?

Guess who got hit in the face with a dodgeball!

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Trashy Fanfic Reader/Writer, Chaotic Neutral Spirit, and owner of too many OC’s.

Some of my stuff will be for mature audiences, so pretty much an 18+ warning.

Free interaction for all, don’t discredit or discriminate and we’ll get along just fine.

Requests: Open

Character Limit: 3

HeadCanons I can write for:

-Murder Drones (Addicted)

-Code Vein

-Monster Prom/Camp/Roadtrip (Currently Playing)

-Armoured Core 6

-Pathfinder Kingmaker/Wrath Of The Righteous

-Mass Effect/Andromeda

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[WDY/N rummaging his fingers gently through J's fangs, J blushing as she kept thinking to herself... why did she even allowed him to do this...]

J blushing : Tch.. Sighs... Do you drones have anything better to do than doing idiotic–ghk!!

[She jolts slightly as WDY/N traces his thumb over one of her fangs again, a shiver running through her systems]

WDM!Reader : Wha? What idiotic–

J blushing : idiotic things like this!!

WDM!Reader : Wha–Not my fault! You just look so adorable with these fangs!

[J's System overheating nervously flicks her surprisingly long tongue out immediately getting WDY/N's attention]

WDM!Reader : Woooah✨ Even your tongue is adorable!

J blushing : W-Why in the absolute void do you find my WEAPONS Adorable?! Are you actually insane!?

WDM!Reader : ...For you I am, boss~

[J's optics flickering violently and brightly]

J blushing : I— YOU— SHUT UP!!

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Could you make more danger au miss circle with m! reader, I like how calm she is.

[In a certain distance, TeacherY/N and Miss circle bickering with each other as Miss bloomie staring at them with a deadpanned expression]

[Beside Miss bloomie are Engel and Claire, who's also staring at the bickering happening in front of them]

Claire : ...Uhh is... is miss circle and mister Y/N gonna be okay?

Engel : They've been going at it for a while...

Miss bloomie : Sighs... it may look like they're arguing, but they'll make up very quickly after it ends...

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[TeacherY/N before walking away from the argument, says one more thing—

TeacherM!Reader : Oh and one more thing, Oreos are overrated as hell!

Miss circle :

[Both start walking in separate directions as bloomie, Claire and Engel kept staring, Bloomie still maintaining the same expression]

Miss bloomie : Three... Two... One...

TeacherM!Reader : . . . . .

Miss circle : .....

[As bloomie counts down to zero miss circle and TeacherY/N starts slowing down until they finally stopped walking]

Engel : Uhh... Are they–

[Bloomie placed a finger on Engel's mouth]

[Both staring down at the floor starts walking back towards each other, Miss circle and TeacherY/N immediately starts making up]

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[TeacherY/N can be seen on his tippy toes hugging miss circle tightly As miss circle bends down to hug him also]

TeacherM!Reader : i didn't mean it when I said Oreos are overrated they're actually really good, My mind just wasn't in the right place!

Miss circle : Mine... Mine too...

[The three kept watching them both start being lovey dovey again, TeacherY/N repeatedly kissing miss circle's face softly making miss circle's expression turn to (￣w￣) both completely in love]

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Miss bloomie : Thought so...

Engel/Claire : Wow...

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how do you pronounce y/n in your head?

(your own name)

y slash n

y n

YEEN

secret fifth way

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the suffering never ends

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Me when the amazingly developed characters skeleton starts glowing:

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