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I just recently found your page and I absolutely LOVE your work!! I was just wondering if you had already done James/Lily or if you would at all consider drawing them, only if you want to of course,if you don't ship them/don't have time it's okay :)

Thanks!! Jily is my total OTP but I haven’t done nearly enough fanart of them so here you go :D 

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concept: a character in a high fantasy setting who’s just… straight up allergic to magic. 

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there’s no better feeling than getting fucked up by an author over and over as you make your way through their ao3 fic list

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can’t help falling in love

so sirius is this famous musician

he posts covers and original songs on youtube, and a few of his songs are on spotify

he films all of his videos on this little enclosed balcony that he’s decked out in fairy lights, and he always sits on the floor with his ukulele, guitar or his keyboard (it actually hurts his legs to have his keyboard in his lap but schh nobody needs to know)

then one day he finds this really small youtube channel with this bloke who calls himself moony who sings as well, and both moony and his songs are fucking beautiful and sirius just turned a thousand times gayer

so sirius watches one video

and then all of moony’s videos because he can’t get enough of his voice

and being the obnoxious guy he is, sirius decides to message moony

moony doesn’t write back for almost three days, but then he does and sirius is ecstatic

they continue to message back and forth for over a month

sirius finds out that moony’s name is actually remus, he’s 21, just like sirius, and he lives in london (sirius squealed when he realized that they lived in the same town), and he’s bisexual and jewish but not practicing and he has his nose wing pierced but he only wears this small stud so it doesn’t show up very well in videos

he’s pretty much perfect in sirius’ opinion

one day they decide to meet, just an awkward first date where they eat fish and chips and stroll around a park

they go on even more dates after that, and sirius finds himself falling for remus, hard and fast and unable to stop

they try to keep their dates off the internet, but sirius has over two million followers and remus is catching up and it’s getting harder to hide

so they start to hang around at their flats instead

they watch movies together, cuddle, eat dinner together. sometimes they just talk, bearing their souls to each other at three am, laughing and kissing away bad dreams

one evening, they’re sitting on sirius’ enclosed balcony, eating crisps and chocolate and sipping on cheap wine

the balcony is lit by the fairy lights and they’re feeding each other pieces of chocolate and sharing sweet kisses

and sirius decides that this is the moment

so he runs inside and grabs his uke, and then he sits down opposite of remus again

he starts recording and just waves away remus’ questions

and then starts singing and playing

“wise men say, only fools rush in…”

“take my hand, take my whole life too, because i can’t help…”

they sing the last line together

“falling in love with you.”

he posts the video two days later, and it’s beautiful. remus was grinning the entire time and sirius was blushing. you can see their wine glasses and the bag of crisps and it just had a domestic feel to it.

the video cuts off with a watery kiss and then fades to black, bold letters lighting up the screen

i can’t help falling in love with you, moony

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Daniel Radcliffe and Matthew Lewis at WWF in 2000.

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“fiona shaw and her wife… that’s what i want”

- @bethecowboys 

“Fiona Shaw is an Irish actress and theatre and opera director, known for her role as Petunia Dursley in the Harry Potter film series and her role as Marnie Stonebrook in season four of the HBO series True Blood (2011). She has worked extensively with the Royal Shakespeare Company and the National Theatre, twice winning the Olivier Award for Best Actress.

Shaw is openly lesbian and was previously in a relationship with actress Saffron Burrows. 

She is married to the economist Sonali Deraniyagala.” 

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fiona_Shaw

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This has been a PSA.

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#let him rest

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Harry ‘imagining Ginny on a wedding dress at the age of 17’ Potter

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James: You promised not to tell

Lily: Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, James. Welcome to the real world

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Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

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hey ao3 can you like give the extra $38k you made from this month’s funds drive to charity

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“Hang on, there’s a P.S. …”

I thought your friend Ron might like to keep this owl, as it’s my fault he no longer has a rat.

Ron’s eyes widened. The minute owl was still hooting excitedly.

“Keep him?” he said uncertainly. He looked closely at the owl for a moment; then, to Harry’s and Hermione’s great surprise, he held him out for Crookshanks to sniff.

“What do’you reckon?” Ron asked the cat. “Definitely an owl?”

Crookshanks purred.

“That’s good enough for me,” said Ron happily. “He’s mine.”

Probably one of my favourite parts out of Prisoner of Azkaban.

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#confused and oblivious ron when hermione came out of nowhere

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Side Note To Fan Fic Authors

Here’s the thing.

I read a lot of scripts.  A lot.  From professionals to aspiring writers to complete newbies.  Features and pilots.  Specs and treatments.

And 8 times out of 10 the fan fic that I’ve read over the last, oh, 15 years is leagues better than this stuff.  It’s more inspired.  It’s more compelling.  It’s genre bending and creative and heartfelt.  It’s well-paced and intense and funny and sexy and meaningful.  It’s smart and thoughtful and good.  It’s novel-quality.  Better than, sometimes.

Rare is the script I don’t want to put down, but how often have we stayed up until 3am to get to the last chapter of a 100k fic? And it’s not even a fan fic author’s day job.  This is what they do on the side.  In their spare time.  For free.

So my point is, fan fic authors, you’re good.  You’re good writers and great storytellers.  I know it doesn’t always feel like it, especially if you’re one of the authors who’s not a BNF and doesn’t get the notes/hits that a few do.  And  because some people still view fic as “not real writing.” You guys know the shit that gets made into movies.  You’re better than that.  So be better than that.  If writing is what you think want to do, then just know you’re already doing it.   You’ve already started.

And you’re more talented than you might think.

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Ron and Hermione having a Romantic Spa Vacation

oh harry… Taken from that scene in Brooklyn 99 with Peralta and Amy on their honemoon.