fumbletron
fumbletron
just another bozo trying to get thru life
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fumbletron · 12 days ago
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fumbletron · 14 days ago
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fumbletron · 15 days ago
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Excuse me but Amos??????? Avasarala's badass bodyguard Cotyar??? Ashford once he got his head out of his ass???? AMOS??????
as a rule the women on the expanse are these complex, layered characters who make difficult choices and do gray things and have to live with the consequences and the men on the expanse are the most pathetic sopping-wet creatures in the galaxy. and that's why it's a masterpiece
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fumbletron · 15 days ago
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On a scale of one to Melania, how repulsive do you think Usha finds her husband?
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fumbletron · 1 month ago
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I will forever be baffled by the decision to make Anakin a child in Episode I. They could have written him as a young teen and it would have made very little difference, and the Episode II romance would have felt much less awkward
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fumbletron · 2 months ago
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I genuinely think this is why President Felon keeps saying "maybe you'll only buy your daughter two or three dolls instead of thirty," instead of any of the other myriad household goods we get from China, because our society is conditioned to dismiss anything it perceives as girls' interests and hobbies. I guarantee it would feel more urgent if he said "maybe your fridge or air conditioner breaks and you can't get parts or a replacement"
legitimately my first feminist awakening as a ten year old child was realizing that girls were expected to respect “boy stuff” but boys were never expected to respect “girl stuff”
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fumbletron · 2 months ago
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How it feels to watch the USA crumble in real time, in a completely avoidable fashion
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fumbletron · 2 months ago
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I made the mistake of showing my son Charlie the Unicorn and now he's excitedly theorizing about what other organs the unicorns could take and I'm worried he'll talk about this at school and freak out some poor teacher
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fumbletron · 2 months ago
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"born in the wrong era" but there's no particular time period i'd rather be living in, I'm just pissed af at having to live through the global resurgence of fascism
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fumbletron · 3 months ago
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So glad I ordered this bad boy before the trade war popped off
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fumbletron · 3 months ago
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This video clip is the culmination of human achievement. Pack it up, everybody. No human will ever do anything as incredible and meaningful as capturing this moment for posterity.
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fumbletron · 3 months ago
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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!
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fumbletron · 3 months ago
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fumbletron · 3 months ago
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It's very endearing to me how many people are willing to keep an eye on a video feed so they can push a button and let a fish in the Netherlands get to the other side of a dam.
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fumbletron · 3 months ago
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fumbletron · 3 months ago
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The Lone Wolf by Alfred Wierusz-Kowalski
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fumbletron · 3 months ago
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When the egg prices keep going up
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